Afternoon Crumbs
Michael Musto pays homage to Angie Jolie's famewhoring leg, looks like the Benjamin Button baby of Stockard Channing and Grumpy Cat while doing so - Towleroad
Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were all in Park City, UT together. Worst slumber party/orgy ever! - Lainey Gossip
These Stephanie Seymour beach pictures just aren't the same without her doing the kissing pretzel with her son - Hollywood Tuna
Yes, I'm mad at that car for not releasing its emergency break before running over The Difficult Brown - IDLYITW
They don't call her ASSlee Simpson for nothing - Drunken Stepfather
For Anne Hathaway's next trick, she's going to make her husband file for divorce so she can get Oscar sympathy votes. I'm not kidding. - Celebitchy
Aly & AJwearing John Travolta's favorite onesie - Popoholic
Leighton Meester doing the "yes, this crack was born in prison, bitch" pose back in April -The Superficial
Jennifer Garner SANS FARDS - Celebslam
Something to soothe your never-ending holiday hangover: PUPPIES IN THE SNOW! - OMG Blog
Versace used up all the Crisco and Photoshop for their latest ad starring Kate Moss - Hollywood Rag
Dear Brandi Analglanville and Eddie Cibrian, this is how split up parents are supposed to act - Popsugar
Hide the candy laxatives, LeAnn Rimes is hanging out with Eddie Cibrian's kids again - Just Jared
That picture looks like the Cryptkeeper's family tree - Cityrag
If Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus really did get hitched, then we'd hear his entire family wailing all the way from Australia over the fact that they're now tied to the Cyrus family indefinitely - I'm Not Obsessed
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I now have the desire to kidnap the Brant bros and ditch them somewhere in the Midwest, on a farm, with not a cent to get back home unless they earn it with their perfumed hands.
And if they do get out of that situation, I'd want to trap them in a room with the greatest geniuses, theologians, artists and philosophers in the world (living and dead), and see how very clever and unique their brat perspectives are then. The idea of seeing Plato making fun of these spoiled shits makes me joyous.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 5:31pm.
His legs are indeed much shapelier.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Leighton Meester has an awesome ass. I really wish she was the one getting movie roles instead if Blake "Mumbles" Unlively. She and Chuck were hilarious on GG.
"This world is a whore."
Looks better than the preying mantis that is Jolie. Get it Musto!
i never once found jennifer garner and her man-jaw pretty
At first I thought that pic was of Kathleen Turner. But Kathleen Turner hasn't looked that good in years.
Well now, didn't know Leighton Meester had THAT body. Good for her. Thin but curvy.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:13pm.
They must get a cut or have some deal worked out with a parent company or investor. MK is fucking hilarious, clever, witty, original I just can't honestly believe he ever would read a blog as shitty as that one.
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I'd bet he doesn't really read it, just posts a few links for the straight dudes and gayelles on here maybe?
I reeeeeallly want to beat anne hathaway in the face with a bat until she closes her mouth.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
hahaha @ the Seymour princes in Gawker. They're just so....punchable!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Wow...Jennifer Garner without make-up...kinda looks like Carrie in the gym on prom night.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:56pm.
"the pleasure of being 1-percenters..."
Wow, are these kids real? Go DIAF, along with the pathetic poseur "journalists" who cover you.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:56pm.
The two Gawker articles about Stephanie Seymor's demon spawn children, The Brant Brothers, are hilarious:
Vanity Fair one - second highlighted paragraph in and I was ready to punch the wall.
michael musto is serving fish....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 6:41pm.
Anne Hathaway is annoying as is. Imagine how FUCKING annoying she will be if she actually wins an Oscar? I shiver at the thought.
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That's some Julia Roberts shit right there.
Anne Hathaway is annoying as is. Imagine how FUCKING annoying she will be if she actually wins an Oscar? I shiver at the thought.
He is owning the front of that Voice.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. ~ Emo Phillips
Submitted by FluffKitteh on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:47pm.
Damn, he makes an ugly woman.
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However...he did it better than AngieHo.
Looks like a fat Michael Jackson in a dress.
Michael Musto is aging like a fine wine.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:56pm.
The two Gawker articles about Stephanie Seymor's demon spawn children, The Brant Brothers, are hilarious:
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LMAOOOOOO! I love that the writer wants to take a sentence out back and beat it with a shovel!
Those boys sound like elitest hipster fucks I'd like to slap the shit out of.
Twerk it, Michael Musto!
That picture is amazeballz. Made mah damn day.
Thanks Michael Musto!!!!
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. ~ Emo Phillips
BoredSlore- LOL! I don't know anything about the author at Gawker, but with comments like this, they would fit right in here:
"Everybody loves celebrity children," said Stephanie Trong, the editorial director of The Cut.
No, they don't. That's wrong. Just last week, I prayed to Jesus that Jaden and Willow Smith would each get hit by a milk truck. No one loves celebrity children. Even Tom Hanks couldn't be stopped from siring obnoxious offspring. What fucking galaxy did this lady emerge from?
Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:08pm.
Drunken Stepfather is loaded with malware and viruses.
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Why all the celebrity blogs keep linking to it is beyond me.
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Maybe they get a cut!
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They must get a cut or have some deal worked out with a parent company or investor. MK is fucking hilarious, clever, witty, original I just can't honestly believe he ever would read a blog as shitty as that one.
i heart stephanie seymour...isn't she the one who punched axel rose back in the day?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:08pm.
Drunken Stepfather is loaded with malware and viruses.
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Why all the celebrity blogs keep linking to it is beyond me.
Anne Hathaway needs to just stfu now. I've seen your bush. You will not win. I curse you.
Weezy... PLEASE don't EVER do that again!
That. Was. Painful!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:56pm.
The two Gawker articles about Stephanie Seymor's demon spawn children, The Brant Brothers, are hilarious:
http://gawker.com/5920269/the-new-york-times-profiled-the-brant-brothers...
http://gawker.com/5932630/vanity-fairprofiled-the-brant-brothers-because...
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I don't understand alts and I am NOT interesting enough to have one. Damn.
i thought that was jason bateman. i feel pretty terrible about it.
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watching hardcore ufos
Eddie Cibrian's kids are really cute.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Drunken Stepfather is loaded with malware and viruses.
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saltydog, I have a problem with Drunken Stepfather. I NEVER but never click those links. Horrible, horrible.
Why do sites like this link to Drunken Stepfather? It is so terribly boring and repetitive and mysoginistic, it's never funny, never provides good gossip...it just sort of bugs me.
The two Gawker articles about Stephanie Seymor's demon spawn children, The Brant Brothers, are hilarious:
http://gawker.com/5920269/the-new-york-times-profiled-the-brant-brothers...
http://gawker.com/5932630/vanity-fairprofiled-the-brant-brothers-because...
Seymour's bitchfaced kids are so self-absorbed, spoiled and entitled, they make the Hiltons look like Mother Teresa's followers.
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The thought of Harry and Justin at the same sleepover gave me a brilliant invention idea: the training condom. $19.95. But wait! Double your order, just pay shipping and...er... handling.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Stephanie Seymour is so fucking gorgeous. She still looks amazing at 45."
Her BODY is SICK. She blows women half her age away. It's perfect. Perfect.
I do take issue with the way she and her husband must have raised (or not raised) their sons. They are utter pieces of shit.
Damn, he makes an ugly woman.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Submitted by Dog: "No lie. I thought that was a pic of BloHan at first."
Me too. Not even kidding. That it's Musto spoofing on The Leg makes it that much funnier, though.
No lie. I thought that was a pic of BloHan at first.
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Park City, Utah's new official slogan is "FML".
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Stephanie Seymour is so fucking gorgeous. She still looks amazing at 45.
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One thing I think you should know
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Been down so long
I've been tossed around enough
Couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff
No way that skanky hillbilly would get married on the QT because if she did it would deprive her of prime attention-whoring attention.
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Awww....I still want Amy & Will to get back together.