Donny Deutsch? Really, Michael K.?
Um. This morning Michael K. (who, even while sunning his whore ass in Hawaii, still keeps an eye on the blog because he loves you guys and also because he knows I'm an idiot who insists on shutting down the blog every time I guest by not remembering to resize photos. Thank fuck that he has Sweetas around) called my attention to a photoset featuring a dude named Donny Deutsch. And he mentioned that he would do him. Do that Deutsch proper. How quickly our b-hole turns! And he didn't know why. I had no clue who Mr. Deutsch was, except that I was delighting in pronouncing his name as "Douche" as I took a peek at the pics. But now I understand Michael K.'s disgust with himself. The fuck? I knew he wasn't discerning about what dirty dicks he rides, but isn't that my friend's greasy parent who tried to molest me when he saw me in my bikini by the pool during my high school graduation party? I look fiery hot in my 'kini but still! Beat it, Pops!
Michael K. wants to get on that guy! He wants to put his face really close to those shorts so he can read exactly what they say. Real close. Close enough to breathe on his peen and possibly get screwdriver splashes on his head. There's addiction to dick, but then there's ADDICTION TO DICK. You don't want to get with an flaccid oldster who looks like he's got explosive diarrhea and is desperately searching for a dune to shit behind.
But maybe I'm missing something glorious down there in Miami Beach. That thickset ho he was chatting up seems into it. In fact, after he fled to find that dune, she quickly phoned a friend to talk about the steely fox who lucked upon her and smelled of Polo cologne and Rogaine. She was so turned on by her sensual encounter with his sleeveless majesty that she's sucking on her thumb and imagining it's Deutsch peen.
I figured it out, though. This dude had a finance show, was a judge on The Apprentice and owns a 40 million dollar house in NYC and a 29 million dollar one in East Hampton. Michael K.'s b-hole lights right the fuck up when there's gold to be sucked up into it. #getmidlifecrisisdudemoneybitch
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He used to run an ad agency. Thought he was pretty hot sh(t.
I must be getting old bc i'm with MK all the way!! I'd ride this dude all the way to hisbank and back nothing sexier than a midlifer who still has all his hair and is a silver fox to boot. Deeelish.
i worked for this douchebag. not only does he love hookers, but he has a string of diseases....ugh.
He's on MSNBC's Morning Joe show and from what I understand he inherited all his money, had never produced a damn thing himself, is a liberal, and wants to say where your hard earned money goes. Soak him for every penny, golddigger K.
I would but he would have to buy me something nice. Like maybe a watch from whatever country his last name is from.
...jeepers creepers what is it with all these 50 plus something dudes looking like late-in-life lesbians?...
...are they putting hormone disruptors in the North American water supply or WTF?...
http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_the-top-25-men-who-look-like-old-le...
http://www.cracked.com/article_17002_30-more-men-who-look-like-old-lesbi...
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The "sexy lady" (she can dream can she?) picked the right shades! Covered all the highway lines around her eyes! What is up with that deep bucket in her neck!
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Deutsche Bank can't have too much game because he was declined by a thrice-divorced, age-lie-telling housewife with cellulite and a bad lip job.
At what point do we stage an intervention for MK's misguided b-hole?
This is like shooting up when you know the shit is weak and has been cut too many times.
And yes, I have been watching "The Wire" during my Christmas vacation, thanks for asking.
Gotta give him props, will all his dough he could have a 20 year old. At least he's dating within his age range.
Nice to see...
MK beware: the cheap-ass Timex tells me he's no sugar daddy!
Ugh, MK! Do you need glasses? ;-)
Find some hot island slut over there where it's warm (I hate you) and stop looking at this icky man's reported bank account(the only thing even faintly attractive or sexy about him).
@J.HARVEY:
"I knew he wasn't discerning about what dirty dicks he rides, but isn't that my friend's greasy parent who tried to molest me when he saw me in my bikini by the pool during my high school graduation party? I look fiery hot in my 'kini but still! Beat it, Pops!"
Thanx now that I've spit Cheerios all over my laptop at the visual.That aside,dude is living the dream:
That being a middle age man with a ton of money...a full head of hair...and a libido /fitness routine enhanced by TRT. No hate from me at all.He can do better than Cougar/MILF there.But hey...she's plenty fuckable. I rate her a solid "cougar 7". Points off for not following up the lipo work with regular gym visits.
ha ha looks like fat pappa joe simpson.
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MK has left us in good hands-these posts are hilarious! And MK is hilarious for lusting after this guy!
I would love to hear him and his mother talking about men.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:33pm.
My boss's boss is like that. He'll ask me to look into travel arrangements for him and the email another EA to do the same thing, just so he knows it'll get done one way or the other.
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Oh no, the time-waster boss. Yes, mine has me do shit that is a total waste of time because either she'll then ignore the previously pressing issue or she'll tell me I did it wrong and then do it herself - which is usually way more fucking shoddy than what I did. Fuck!
Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:32pm.
LOL My boss is like this!! Even when she's gone, she's still breathing down my neck in emails. Bitch, you're in Cancun. Act like it.
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My boss's boss is like that. He'll ask me to look into travel arrangements for him and the email another EA to do the same thing, just so he knows it'll get done one way or the other.
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Submitted by FrappenBloat on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:13pm.
MK sounds like that nightmare boss. he's supposed to be on holiday and taking a break but instead he's sending you the pics and telling you what to write lol sweetas has said the same! FFS let guests post what they want MK! In the time it takes for you to find pics, email your guest bloggers and tell them to post this pic and write about it, you could have done the damn post yourself! LOL If you're gonna go on hols, do it properly and take a break and leave the guest bloggers to breathe. Damn!
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LOL My boss is like this!! Even when she's gone, she's still breathing down my neck in emails. Bitch, you're in Cancun. Act like it.
Ah, I see his game...collect those all-inclusive wristbands and then stroll hard.
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Leave MK and his daddy kink alone!
He is supposed to be a real hound dog when it comes to women. Divorced (at least once) with two kids and then another child from an affair. I think he's hot and the money doesn't hurt either.
What´s not to LOVE about Donny??
He says things as they are! He is not afraid of expressing what´s on his mind. And BTW he looks pretty good for a 53 year old! How many of you can say YOU have accomplished what he has done so far?
And if he´s a regular on The Today Show and Morning Joe is because he brings something to the table!
Nice pictures by the way! You have made my day :)
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MK sounds like that nightmare boss. he's supposed to be on holiday and taking a break but instead he's sending you the pics and telling you what to write lol sweetas has said the same! FFS let guests post what they want MK! In the time it takes for you to find pics, email your guest bloggers and tell them to post this pic and write about it, you could have done the damn post yourself! LOL If you're gonna go on hols, do it properly and take a break and leave the guest bloggers to breathe. Damn!
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 4:00pm.
LOL!! Then every time she starts laughing, she starts coughing those deep rasping coughs.
WTF? I clicked the b-hole link (slow news day) and this guy has a barbed wire tattoo on his left arm. But in this photo, which I assume is more recent, there is no tat. Did he use one of those press-on tats like my kids do?
He's in ok shape for 55, and the money helps of course. Knock yerself out MK!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
J. Harvey you're gem and so brave; Donny's a keeper ;> M.K. is lucky to have you. :)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:06pm.
'Thanks, hon' she'd say in a raspy, pre-tracheotomy, semi-manly voice.
Sluts, we gotta pool our money and buy MK some rough trade hot dick, because clearly he's not getting anyway, if he finds THIS GUY hot!
Thickset ho...now there's a description I'm gonna use.
We are with Miguelina but the year would have to be 1978 or whatever year Donnie was on Match Game, he had a great fro and nice smile but now he looks like beef jerky that we find in a dumpster!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
honey, to steal one of John Waters' most brilliantly penned lines:
I wouldn't suck his dick if I was suffocating and his balls had oxygen in them.
Please come home soon Michael K.
This blow-dried butch is even standing next to the letter E for eww.
He is a douche. He's usually on the Today show in The Professionals segment and you can tell both Star Jones & the doctor are annoyed by him. I think he presents the contrarian opinion just to be diferent. Apparently he's some advertising expert & you can tell he thinks he's a Don Draper in his own mind.
Anyway, I still wouldn't fuck, despite the bank account. Totally iamgine Patrick Bateman staring at himself in the mirror fuck times w/ him 8x...
Say something nice.
Okay, I'd bone his bank account. And we dogs know our bones!
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She looks like she'd be on one of the Real Housewives shows and at some point it would come out that she is a former call girl and he was one of her johns. She also looks like she would take my last sentence as a compliment.
J. Harvey, you need to turn that penultimate paragraph into a best selling erotic trilogy. I would buy it!
Interesting. The name is Deutch, but he looks like he could be part of Tony Soprano's crew. Not for nothin'.
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looks like a bloatie Ryan O'Neil with a splash of Richard Gere. but if he turns your crank MK, god bless.
Well, I guess he has a decent head of hair.
I LOVE bitches on beaches who are *chubby* standing, but cover their fupa when lying down on their chairs. Ya just KNOW they are walkin and sucking it in!
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I don't understand alts and I am NOT interesting enough to have one. Damn.
Dig that crazy prehistoric!
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no clue who this dude is, but i love that he isn't spilling his screwdriver...
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Eh, he's got a nice smile. And a ton of cash.
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What a dickwart. Those shorts belong on the Jersey Shore.
And that broad in the bikini is hotter than that Galanti whore adorning today's OP.