Wednesday, December 26th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Chris Daughtry (33)
Beth Behrs (27)
Tiffany Brissette (38)
Reichen Lehmkuhl (39)
Jared Leto (41)
Lars Ulrich (49)
Temuera Morrison (52)
Tina Wesson (52)
David Sedaris (56)
Candy Crowley (64)
John Walsh (67)
Jane Lapotaire (68)
Phil Spector (73)
Caroll Spinney aka Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch (79)
Donald Moffat (82)

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by tehRika on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:32am.

Oh wow, Temuera Morrison is 52? Sheesh. I'd still climb that like a tree tho. I regret nothing.

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Submitted by harlow on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 3:23am.

Holy cue video with cartoon dog eye pop and tounge rolling out..++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 5:16pm.

Carroll Spinney for evah. No one fucks with Big Bird. What happened to Reichen's lame show on LOGO?
Dave and Amy Sedaris need to do something together sometime.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:19pm.

@upstate

Happiest of birfdays to you!!!

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Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:11pm.

He's kinda curvy for a guy. And I would.

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Submitted by chefgirl76 on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 2:02pm.

Why..I had no idea...

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Submitted by GingeMinge on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 12:20pm.

The shaved head w/ goatee look is THE WORST. That shit needs to be over.

Oh, and HB.

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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 11:34am.

Yes!

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 11:33am.

Oh, that's just about perfect for me. Yummy.

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Submitted by upstatestruggler on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:53am.

Upstatestruggler (35)
Wish I was partying with my soul brother David Sedaris today. Instead, I is at work.

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:49am.

Phil Spector: From Let It Be and Concert for Bangladesh to murderous rampages. Rot in jail, you bum.

Sedaris's earlier works about his parents are some of the funniest writings ever.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:29am.

JEAH! *wipes coffeh off keyboard*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEcOMqBvpY

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Submitted by peep on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:28am.

Happy Birthday David Sedaris, you funny little man!

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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:22am.

Self-taken bathroom picture. That never looks stupid.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:13am.

Happiest of birthday fondles to David Sedaris, you hot slut of all sluts!!!

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Submitted by dlist newbie on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:28am.

What a bag of mixed nuts! So I fit right in.

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Submitted by lastdiva on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:10am.

THIS is what I wanted for Christmas.

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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"

Submitted by jackie on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:05am.

I would do nasty things to him. Im talking about Phil spector of course.

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Submitted by chaka1 on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:53am.

yum

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Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:39am.

"When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy." - David Sedaris

Happy day funny man!