What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

December 24, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Somewhere there’s a family that’s extra sad while eating fried chicken and watermelon on patch of grass, because Mimi stole their picnic blanket and wore it in Aspen on Saturday night. Mimi wore this mess on the streets of Aspen, CO and I’m really surprised that nobody laid her ass on the ground and ate potato salad and hot dogs on her dress. I’m also surprised that a champion WWE wrestler didn’t charge her and tackle her ass to the ground, thinking that she stole their belt. Yes, I’m sure Mimi’s Aspen ski mansion has several mirrors, but in her defense they all broke when they peeked at this outfit, so she wasn’t able to see what she looked like.

And you know, I can’t fully hate on that messy “Cowardly Lion used way too much Dep gel” hair. It’s very Lady and the Tramp meets chola fresh out of the pool. It takes a lot of gel and a lot of scrunching to get messy hair like that.

Tags: Fug, Mariah Carey, Rehab

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