Rhianna Is A Classy Ho
Oh, RiRi, I can't quite see your bits. SLUT FAIL. This is a picture Rhianna tweeted of herself on her weekend in Barbados.
TMZ has more pics, and you can check them out. The point is that RiRi is more fabulous and has less class than the rest of us!! Thank you RiRi, for both your love of being half nekkid and your dedication to making me feel like a true lady in comparison. It takes a lot to upstage me, and I bow low in your slutty wake.
So today, my mom got onto me for being all about Dlisted and not about my kids at Christmastime. Looking at these pics of RiRi, I don't feel so bad. Sorry Mom. And sorry kids, you will have to deal with EVERYTHING YOU WANTED PLUS SOME on Christmas morning. But at least I don't have my ass hanging out for the world to see. You're welcome, kids.
Try not to hate as you try and fail to reenact this glorious moment for your S.O. Leg zit sold separately.
Bauer Griffin
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She is no Ava Gardner but she is pretty hot.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 3:33pm.
Yeah, I tell people to smack the hell out of me if I ever start spraying inconsequential nobody-cares-about-it-except-you shit on facebook and twitter. I only post something people might actually care about.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Rihanna is all kinds of screwed up, but she is one sexy beyotch.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
SWEEEEETASSSSSS! go be with your crotch fruits!!!!
(if my body looked like that I would be nekid on Twitter all the time!)
Merry Christmas everyone, xoxoxoxo
Snowy
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
merry christmas dlisted whorz. i am so thankfull to be home in my bed all comfy and cozy. yes i enjoyed the day with my family and thankful for them but it so nice to be drunk and cozy in my bed. i loves my bed. so comfy cozy. beds are great,
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 3:33pm.
Do we really have to:
-read mindless banter about love with the maturity of Taylor Swift at 42 years old
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THAT'S 46, STAN!!!
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God don't like ugly.
Cooking a ham and watching A Christmas Story. :)
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
UBF - congrats on the sale of oma's gingerbread haus!
Merry Christmas to my Dlisted family! To those lucky few who have no kids to pester you early to open gifts-- God bless you for the extra hours of sleep. Bastards! This old broad got up at 7. There's no sleeping with kids itching to unwrap crap!!!
RiRi can go photograph her culo for all I care. The narcissism disease is rampant today. It's incredible how many of my own family or friends annoy the shit outta me on Facebook and Istagram.
Do we really have to:
-see a pic what you are having for breakfast every morning (my cousin)
-see pics of you at the club when you have no loot for cable bill (half sister)
-see pics of how good you look at the Taco Bell (same half sister)
-know that you are at a doc's appointment (various friends)
-read mindless banter about love with the maturity of Taylor Swift at 42 years old
-see pics of ugly family members having Xmas dinner-- there was some ugly fuckers on my thread last night!!!
Have a great holiday guys!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Merry Christmas to all you whorz! My kids got up at 5 , trashed the living room and needed help assembling some shit, so they woke us up for that. Went right back to bed after that . Eating turkey now . Jenny o turkey in a bag , didn't have to slave away in the kitchen all morning . Lovin it.
Hope you feel better Sans. Doll Parts - if it weren't for family, I'd get high witcha! Weed brownies keep you high all day! Hi Twatty !
Merry XXXmas, everybody. I'm sick as a dog....got whatever bug is going around and am going to spend the day in bed with a hot water bottle and some chicken soup. I have the Bourne trilogy queued up and ready. But I did get a crockpot....score!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Merry Christmas to everyone. Now let's get this shit over with so I can go shopping for after xmas sales already.
Don't lie, some of you are thinking the same thing. lols
@ CIJ and Doll parts,
Damn good idea! I got the Jason Bourne trilogy, I think I'll watch that this afternoon. Santa only had that crappy skunk weed though so I'll do without some. Rats.
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HTTR
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 12:52pm.
Dbl post. Time to make pot brownies, eat mushrooms, and watch the LOTR trilogy!
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I wanna spend Christmas at YOUR house!
Merry Christmas, everybody! I wish you all (even the Cock Monster) joy on this holiday.
Smoking in bed is a very dangerous habit...that is all.
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Looooong time reader, first time poster. Happy Festivus horz. Also wanted to share that i found sea jasper (on the beach, shut it) yesterday and about died of laughter when my friend identified it. I immediately thought of y'all. God bless us everyone, except the Lohans.
Merry Christmas Hobags! I got a new camera FINALLY! Maybe I could tweet a pic of my ass to Rihanna!
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Happy ho ho ho, hos!!
Merry Christmas dlisters.
Dbl post. Time to make pot brownies, eat mushrooms, and watch the LOTR trilogy!
Merry belated solstice to all non-religious whores! Thank goodness Thai restaurants are open! I hate this time of year because I lose hours at work two weeks in a row. :(
"This world is a whore."
Merry Xmas, whores.
I've already broken all my presents.
bitchSpray -- I know, right? I see some dark shading like we're really getting close to seeing all of her ass. If she would have moved her leg up a little bit we would have seen her dirty, stinky starfish. Yeah, that's really festive.
Merry Christmas, peeps!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Merry Xmas, horz!
Our living room looks like Christmas exploded and there's nowhere to put the new stuff. Holy moly. And I'm still sick as a dog and luckily I just have to deal with my sister - fortunately, she's used to the minimum of hospitality from us. But seriously this place is a MESS.
Merry Christmas, horz! Hope we get a new post soon; I'm tired of this chick.
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
Lmao @ ur welcome kids! Bahaha!! RiRi be nast.
Merry Christmas everyone!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Happy Christmas day to all you slores! Hope you all get plenty of good swag today!
Merry Horzmas to all you Dlisted sluts!! Doing a quick drive-by before I have to start putting the roast in and making sides (not side EYE, that's something else). We are having a quiet one at the IV abode today, the in-laws have gone to FL, so it's just the boys and Mr IV and me and Andy Williams on the radio and A Christmas Story 24/7 on TBS. Hope all of you are having the holidays you want and that you sickies get well soon!!!
i think i can see her asshole. now that's festive
Merry Christmas everyone!
Rihanna? Rhianna? Whatevs. If I had her money and that bangin bod, I'd be getting faded in Barbados all the time! As long as she's nowhere near the difficult brown.
I never liked her braying music until one if her SNL appearance songs gave me chills and made my boyfriend cry....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-dW7z0QBNg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
"This world is a whore."
Joyeux Noël !!!!!
I agree get this slag off the top on Christmas morning (And it's spelled R-I-HANNA). A little relative walked up beside me and though I was on a porn site and I showed them it was just DListed (and was even more mortified).
Pretty disappointed to see this still as the top post on Christmas but I guess MK/his guest writers can't live on Dlisted 24/7 and have to enjoy themselves too.
She is really setting a great example on so many levels.
Relentlessly posting pics of herself looking skanky in various swimwear probably really draws those high quality guys like Chris aka "Fist" Brown.
And obviously she is a musical genius in addition to being a really classy girl.
She's such a narcissistic attention whore that she'll be doing porn soon, just so she can see herself in the video...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Her leg zit is less offensive than that cigarillo.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Merry xmas all!
Rhianna makes my skin crawl. She is so sleazy. She (and others like her) think playing the Ho is sexy. I don't like calling women (I'm female) Ho's, and I don't usually use the term, but women (pop/rap stars) like Rhianna seem to play that part, and wear it like a badge of honor. I don't understand it. She is young, famous & independantly wealthy but she still plays the video vixen.
I think she has lovely skin and nice looking hips. But I seriously do not get the attention in her at all.
Have a jolly and healthy Christmas you whoeres! : ) I just got all the presents wrapped for my neices and nephews and other famm listening to French Xmas music and now have to go and have a shower cause it's an early one tomorrow.
merry christmas, everyone!
and you too, the one and only michael k!
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Those of you who say she is disposable are 100% correct! I was watching a program on the making of pop music in the 21st century and this puppet was brought up. It takes so much money to create a single, get air play and marketing that basically these so called "artist" like RobotRiri are slaves for life. They owe so much money to thier handlers and corporate music houses that eveything they "make" goes directly back to the source. She doesn't own "her music" because she isnt a real artist and when it is time to move on I won't be suprised when the headlines read she is found dead in a tub in some hotel. You know her flesh has papers on it worth some $$$ through insurance companies. Those who are buying the whole good will thing & the donation of $1.5 million, stop drinking the kool-aid, mostly likely a donation from her record company although a great thing for the hospital if they really get the money but sounds like a holiday vanity promotion. Sad & scary world we live in sometimes. Ok enough darkness, happy holidays everyone!
thanks betseyfan....hopefully it is not somethign serious. My mom had the flu a few weeks ago and my sis had some lingering sinus thing. Neither sounds particularly appealing :P
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I don't see an open post and am drunk off my asss at a family party. I'm sitting by myself and wanna Ho to sleep. Merry chirstmad Horz. Love you all.
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 12:59am.
Merry Slutmas, horz. I fear I am getting sick....didn't partake much in the festivities at the rellies' house because I was feeling tired and achy, and now that I'm home I have a sore throat. Bloody hell.
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Earlier today I was telling the husband about all you sickies on this site. He said that while at hospital today, he heard the ER physician tell every 2nd person they had pneumonia.
edit: ack! How rude of me!...Hope you feel better soon, and Merry Christmas.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 12:53am.
I have the heat up to 70 and am still wearing the hoodie on my sweatshirt! At least you guys have the snow to go with it.. *side eyes Duluth*
Have a good night!
Say something nice....uhh.....at least she's not sucking face with Fist Brown.
Merry Slutmas, horz. I fear I am getting sick....didn't partake much in the festivities at the rellies' house because I was feeling tired and achy, and now that I'm home I have a sore throat. Bloody hell.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
@PHM
We are a balmy -8 with the windchill. If Hot Lips were to stick his tongue on the patio window, it could be a problem. *looks for chisel* But he is lazy, and likely won't expend the energy. He's keeping me busy with his THIRD self-instigated grooming session. And.....here comes the fourth! *shaking head and laughing*
Outies for the night to finish laundry and dishes. Hugs to all you dhorz. You are really some incredible people.
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Hey! I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Happy Festivus m'babies. Big bear hugs and sneaky butt rubs to all.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 6:15pm.
Poor guy! Kidney stones are awful, but at least he gets to be at home.
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True!
I hear the pain is comparable to childbirth. His toes curl stiff and he repeatedly vomits. So, that has to be SOME kind of pain.
They gave him Torodal (I think) and some other pain killer/relaxer.
He has 16 stones in total at the moment. One is huge.
His life come January is going to become a living hell...there will be no potato chips, no brocoli, no dairy, no nuts, etc.
Hope we stay married. ;)
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 12:45am.
Merry Christmas horz!
The roast was very very well done, and to compound the injury, BIL can't carve for shit and every leathery slice was half an inch thick. And the asparagus was stringy mush. And we didn't get home until almost 11:00 pm.
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sorry your roast didn't work out. but at least whoever tried. my SIL made CHICKEN MARSALA!!!! who the fuck makes that on Xmas eve?
i wish it would snow HEAVILY so i can spend christmas with my friends instead of my family.
Merry Christmas horz!
The roast was very very well done, and to compound the injury, BIL can't carve for shit and every leathery slice was half an inch thick. And the asparagus was stringy mush. And we didn't get home until almost 11:00 pm.
But MIL bought the big girls each their own nook tablet, and I didn't make out too badly either. As long as my sister behaves tomorrow it will have been a good Christmas.