Monday, December 24th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Ryan Seacrest (38)
Robert Schwartzman (30)
Michael Raymond-James (35)
Stephenie Meyer (39)
Ricky Martin (41)
Amaury Nolasco (42)
Mark Valley (48)
Mary Ramsey of 10,000 Maniacs (49)
Kate Spade (50)
Lee Daniels (53)
Anil Kapoor (53)
Mary Higgins Clark (85)
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Fuck you Ryan Cuntcrest and Stephenie Moron, and happy birthday to every other person on the list.
What you don't know is that the dog in the picture is actually a chihuahua.
HB to Ricky Martin who seems to know how to be a grown-ass gay.
My birthday wish for Gaycrest is poverty and obscurity. She stepped on a lot of people.
meh
Happy birthday Kate Spade. Your purses are the prettiest purses of all the purses.
Awww... that poor doggeh has an unsightly growth on its chin.
Happy Birthday to Diedrich Bader! Owner of Rex-Kwon Do.
"After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man."
HB to Ricky and most of the other birthday sluts today.
Thought was Tommygirl at first. Lovely big dog though. Ryan and Stephenie deserve to be stranded on an island together and left there. ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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BIG PUPPEH!!!!!!!!!!!
We took the big bitch to the groomers yesterday to get her hair and nails did since we're having company today (so she can smell nice and shit). All the girls at the groomers love having her there, she's well behaved I guess, unlike the small dogs that bark and nip and shit.
Awwwwww I love giant breed dogs!
HB to Ricky Martin!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
HBD Seacrest. I still love you girl.
HBD Ricky Martin too. Fond memories of blasting "Livin La Vida Loca" on repeat in my dorm room sophomore year and thinking Ricky was the hottest thing EVAR. Lol.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Love that beast! Harlequin Great Danes are my favorite dogs evah!
Not much to say about the rest of them....
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 12:34pm.
What many people don't realize is that the dog is a dachshund.
haha Happy Holidays, Deb!
mmmm yummy michael raymond-james. yummy. happy b-day.
What many people don't realize is that the dog is a dachshund.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy BDay to Uncle Robert! Coolest dude, eva!
Happy BDay to: Lee Daniels and Mary Higgens Clark.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Ms. Ryanna Fagcrest loves to piss inside men's asses then guzzle all the ass piss that flies out.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
A pox on you, Ryan Seacrest, for introducing the world to the Kartrashians.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
HB to Kate Spade! Yay!
I hope that dog takes a big dump on Gaycrest! FU jerk!
My moronic sister named her new kitten Bella, so a big fuck ewe to that Meyer woman.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 12:09pm.
Fuck you, Stephanie Meyer. Now we have a generation of girls who want to be weak-ass man-worshipping nitwit Bella Swan.
I'm so in the Christmas spirit LOL
ETA - it's fitting this chick and Seacrest share a birthday. Both their annoying creations are everywhere.
Exactly!
Not a HB to Gaycrest or Stephenie Meyer for foisting tons of crap upon the public. But HB to Kate Spade -- I love her purses and have a couple! God, that doggeh is so cute -- love him!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
How ANYONE can look at this kid and say he's not gay... And what
Happy birthday to a REAL gay man: Ricky Martin. I have been consistently impressed with him. He seems like a really nice guy and his career hasn't suffered because he came out. Feliz cumpleanos, Ricky!
Happy Birthday to Neary's favorite regular Mary Higgins Clark-a REAL author! (and a real New Yorker)
And Anil Kapoor-so delightfully evil and smarmy in Slumdog Millionaire.
Happy Birthday Anil Kapoor! Loved watching old Bollywood movies of you, and seeing you on Slumdog Millionaire! ((Hugs))
Happy Birfday to my uncle who is 90 today. And he is awesome!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I thought it was Ricky Martin, too.
Happy birthday to everyone but Semencrust and a major side-eye to Meyers for the cultural black holes they've foisted upon us.
Went to dinner last year at a house with Great Danes... those dogs were so big they were resting their heads on my shoulders while I was sitting at the table! Beautiful beasts, though... Seacrest, ugh.
I cannot believe Stephenie Meyer is only 39, and she already has a gajillion dollars in the bank from the Twilight franchise. She doesn't need birthday wishes...she can just roll around in her cash all day & be happy.
Happy birthday to all the other Christmas Eve sluts!!
Fuck you, Stephanie Meyer. Now we have a generation of girls who want to be weak-ass man-worshipping nitwit Bella Swan.
I'm so in the Christmas spirit LOL
ETA - it's fitting this chick and Seacrest share a birthday. Both their annoying creations are everywhere.
I thought that was Ricky Martin in the picture at first then I read the list, Deion holla at me I could be your psychic friend!!
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
SEACREST SUCKS!!!!