Shia LaDouche's Got A New Piece....AND WHERE ARE HER BROWS?!?
Shia LaBeouf quit humping Karolyn Pho a quick minute ago and he's already smearing his unpasteurized peen fromage all over the body of his new girlfriend, 19-year-old Mia Goth. Shia met Mia while shooting Lars Von Trier's art porn Nymphomaniac, and I guess she just couldn't get enough of the five layer dip under his foreskin, because they're dating for real now. Shia and Mia (possible couple names: MiShi, ShiMi, Shith, Shit Mi, Filthy Bums, etc....) spread their hobo love in L.A. yesterday. They look like a broke down, low-budget version of Early and Adele from Kalifornia. Shia looks like a serial killer vagrant who lives in a tent in the woods and hangs out in front of Rite-Aid during the day, and she looks like the 15-year-old he kidnapped from her family's trailer.
But more importantly, for where are homegirl's brows? Did they jump off of her face when she made out with Shia for the first time? Did Shia's crotch crustaceans crawl up to her face and eat them? If Shia cared about Mia at all, he'd give her some brows. Dude has Demi Moore's vintage muff on his face so he has more than enough hair to give Mia for some eyebrows. If you truly care about a trick, don't let her go outside with no brows.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:48pm.
Lisbet -- I am an eyebrow freak, always have been. I just said on dlisted this past week that what drew me to MK & dlisted was his freakish attention to eyebrows; he was a kindred spirit. But any woman, no matter how beautiful, always looks way better with eyebrows. What I'm saying is -- no woman looks good without eyebrows, NO woman. It really is a hideous look. Sometimes they do it for editorial reasons in a magazine, but I don't know -- I think it's a perfectly horrible look. I've seen that model Lara Stone do it a few times; she's almost pulled it off a few times.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
She be downsy.
This worn out piece "Mia Goth" is suppose to be a model. She is a Storm model which represent some georgeous women but Mia?? I truly miss the days when models looked beyond what us mortal could achieve, Linda, Christy, Helena, Claudia, Etc... But now days we get a lot of filthy looking girls that all look like they stepped off thier trailer park steps... I blame that dirty photograph Terry Richardson and all The hipster hype one shouldn't be allowed to swallow!
Looks like Trent trying to comfort Daria after she misplaced her bifocals.
Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:47pm.
This will last until she orders black olives and anchovies on the pizza and he dumps her for it.
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O/T, but I lovelovelove anchovies and olives. And now I'm craving them.
theres hope for all of us then... I give them max. 3 months....
Well, he does!!
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This will last until she orders black olives and anchovies on the pizza and he dumps her for it.
Bwagahahah Thomas the train lololll
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 5:42pm.
Hi, Dog! :)
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Long time no talk! How's thangs?
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Hi, Dog! :)
I just realized what he reminds me of. If you took off the beard and put his face on the front of a locomotive, voila! Thomas the Train.
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I appreciate that he is dating an average looking chick and not or of those airbrushed make up plastic whores. That's all I got.
I have very fair features like she does, but that's what makeup is for. People think I'm a lot younger without makeup so it doesn't bother me.
I'm all for Shit Mi *lol*
Nah, half seriously, I read about this earlier on the DM and the comments were like "Nahh, he could do better, he's a big star" - pardon me? When was the last big star a porn "actor"?
It really pisses me off that these nutjobs calling this shit "art". And I don't think that he will ever regain my sympathy.
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@Andrei, he showed his peen in some music video last year. non erect of course. I believe the song was called "Shia LeBeouf's penis".
I am curious how thick HER pubic bush is.
oh that's a scary non brow situation. he likes them weird.
Andrei...
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I am curious how thick Shia's pubic bush is.
Were these pics taken on the West Coast? Cuz I can smell these two all the way from Jersey.
She bears more than a passing resemblance to Aileen Wuornos.
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:37pm.
Well, at least we know he's not with her for her looks.
They look like Oregon herbalists who tincture peyote, sell beeswax candles that they hand dip, live in a yurt and only eat fermented cabbage and drink kefir. I'd say they make their own soap, but the evidence is stacked against that assertion.
LMAO!!! And they sell their wares out of a hippy van at a sketchy permanent flea market.
ETA: How much coffee do two people need?
"I don't know about you, but you know what would be great after these small coffees? Really big coffees."
I've seen better clothing choices on homeless people. It reminds me of the scene in John Waters' movie, Pecker. Just because you are poor doesn't mean you have to dress poorly.
Being overrated and overpaid has worked out very well for Shia.
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In the main pic her expression says it all: I'm out of coffee and Shia LaBoeuf is stuck to my back. Kill me now.
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Haha MissLainey!!!! Don't forget hemp clothing in that description! Santa Cruz is that way too - mighty crunchy.
Lisbet -- I am an eyebrow freak, always have been. I just said on dlisted this past week that what drew me to MK & dlisted was his freakish attention to eyebrows; he was a kindred spirit. But any woman, no matter how beautiful, always looks way better with eyebrows. What I'm saying is -- no woman looks good without eyebrows, NO woman. It really is a hideous look. Sometimes they do it for editorial reasons in a magazine, but I don't know -- I think it's a perfectly horrible look. I've seen that model Lara Stone do it a few times; she's almost pulled it off a few times.
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You guys are killing me with the comments here. Holy crap, I'm laughing so hard. One saddlebag... retarded mullah...
Submitted by nennycakes on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:22pm.
She reminds me of Laurie Bird - the girl who played "The Girl" in 'Two-Lane Blacktop'. What? Google it, you dumb fucks!
Who you callin dumb fuck? Seen it, and she absolutely resembles her.
Twatty- right? LOL
This is why skinny jeans should die a painful death, they make her look lumpier and larger than she really is.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:27pm.
She must be a very good listener, because she's lacking in the looks department.
LOL - Probably has some other talents.
And thanks Mike - I was gonna say Trichinosis, but I KNEW that wasn't right!
Saix -- I LOVE Brandine & Cletus -- two of the funniest characters on "The Simpsons"!!!
Louise -- hey, hon! Like something right out of "Badlands"!
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He looks like a retarded Mullah.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/23/2012 -4:30pm.
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:11pm. Had a high school friend who had a disorder (tricho something) where she'd pull out her eyelashes, eyebrows, and patches of hair on her head. Guessing Miss Pouty doesn't have that.
Trichotillomania. I knew someone in college who had it. Her case was fairly mild, I think.
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My oldest niece had that for a while, thank God she got over it, she would only rip out part of her eyebrows.
OT : sorry if anyone has already said this but they look like they're taking a communal dump in that one picture...
Ok, in the 6th and 7th thumbnails she is smiling and looks kind of cute. But a lot of bad angles on that one.
Trichotillomania sucks!
Well, at least we know he's not with her for her looks.
They look like Oregon herbalists who tincture peyote, sell beeswax candles that they hand dip, live in a yurt and only eat fermented cabbage and drink kefir. I'd say they make their own soap, but the evidence is stacked against that assertion.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:19pm.
The douche is strong in these two.
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Hahaha!
She'd be perfect for a Beatrice or Eugenie biopic. Just give her a scrub-down, slap a crazy hat on her, and she's good to go.
One of those pretentious clowns that think non-existent hygene = serious actor. Girlfriend, please.
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Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:11pm.
Had a high school friend who had a disorder (tricho something) where she'd pull out her eyelashes, eyebrows, and patches of hair on her head. Guessing Miss Pouty doesn't have that.
Trichotillomania. I knew someone in college who had it. Her case was fairly mild, I think.
Turrible, just turrible.
"This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields, to shake the towers and counsels of the Great. Who of all the Wise could have foreseen it?"
They both look like they smell.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
@bored slore
You are right! She only has one saddlebag. I feel free to judge because I have two saddlebags. I don't care about her brows, where's her saddlebag?!
They look SPESHUL.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She must be a very good listener, because she's lacking in the looks department.
She's giving me a very Carrie '70s vibe, but I'm guessing she'd be pleased to hear that.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "This looks like a still from a documentary on A & E (narrated by Bill Kurtis) about a couple who met on the internet, killed her mom and went on a 5 state killing spree."
LMFPO. You nailed it, Louise!
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 4:21pm.
Love you back, anno!