LeAnn Rimes Is Still Yap Yap Yappin’

December 23, 2012 / Posted by:

That’s also the face she makes when her Ex-Lax Smoothie kicks in. Can someone get LeAnn Rimes a chair, bench, curb, step, stoop, ottoman, horse statue, or patch of grass to sit down upon? This desperate bitch needs to have a seat! After scaring the stuffing out of that child that lost X-Factor (and then blaming her for it), drunk-ass laxative lady LeAnn spoke to Extra (again) about how her new ditty reluctantly references her and gigolo husband Eddie Cibrian having hurt each other in the past. “Borrowed” is about these dickheads falling in love on the set of a Lifetime movie and fucking over their spouses. A classic and dignified love story for the ages. Actually, Brandi Glanville (and LeAnn’s checking account) are the only ones who got fucked over. Falcor’s ex Dean Sheremet slipped into some buttless briefs and twerked it for the boys in celebration at the nearest gay bar. Shaved beard AND alimony? Werq!


“I actually was scared to put him in the song, because it does talk about how we both hurt each other,” she explained. “There was a moment where we did have some hurt between the two of us that we had to accept and get over and move forward.”

What could the hurt between them have been? Twitter finger fatigue? STDs colliding? LeAnn got her first post-Eddie AMEX bill? Eddie confessing his revulsion over how much pooping time she puts in?

As for that song title. “Borrowed” implies that you’re going to be giving it back. Considering the current situation, I wouldn’t lend this bitch any books you want to see again.

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