Monday, December 24th 2012
Hot Slut Of The Day!
David Svoboda, the "I Like The Tin Man" Kid from 1983's A Christmas Story!
Tomorrow is Jesus' birthday, so who better to usher it in then the true star of A Christmas Story? Looking like Aviator Snoopy mated with the Joker, this kid stole the show. Merry Christmas!
Fun Fact: The "I Like The Tin Man" kid grew up and went on to write a short film called The Last Blow Job.
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I still to this day don't know if that kid was a boy or a girl. This little detail of weirdness is one of the reasons it's the greatest Christmas movie ever.
Never watched this movie. I don't hate it, just watched other things.
Holy crap Ralphie grew up to be that elf in Elf? Blew my mind!
We quote from ALL YEAR LONG from this classic at the Vixen household.
"My mother had not had a hot meal FOR HERSELF in 15 years."
"I TRIPLE DAWG DARE YA!"
"He had YELLOW EYES; so help me, YELLOW EYES!"
"Not RA RA RA RA RA, FA LA LA LA LA!"
I wonder if that's where the "I like turtles" kid got his inspiration.
Happy Christmas to the funniest bunch of misfits ever gathered in one location!
Ralphie's like "WTF"
The "I like the Tin Man" part was probably improvised. I bet that kid was genuinely that weird.
Christmas Hot Slut will always be Dawn Davenport for me. Damn, hope tomorrow she gets those chacha heels. Black ones.
God, I forgot how creepy that kid was.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I love love love this movie!!!! Great choice :)**************************************************************
Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 1:07pm.
Didn't the kid who played Flick in the Christmas Story also grow up to be in porn?
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Yes, he did. Blurgh.
I hope this is on Netflix. Love this movie!
I remember that after school special in the late 80s where Peter Billingsley played a high school athlete hooked on 'roids, it was pretty sweet.
Didn't the kid who played Flick in the Christmas Story also grow up to be in porn?
Ralphie grew up to be Vince Vaughn's closest friend.
The "I Like The Tin Man" kid grew up and went on to write a short film called The Last Blow Job.
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Deep Poop:
Perhaps, if he wrote a short film called "The Last Blow Job", then he didn't 'grow up' as much as you propose.
Submitted by CreepyMo on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 12:54pm.
He played an elf in the movie Elf years later
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/elf-movie-5.jpg
That's Ralphie. Peter Billingsley has stayed pretty busy. He's done a lot of producing. Anyone remember him from the TV show Real People (pre-Christmas Story, I think)?
He played an elf in the movie Elf years later
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/elf-movie-5.jpg
*update
*facepalm* Yeah, you're right, that's Ralphie. I need to wait longer after the bong hit to start posting.
I always wondered about this kid actor and whether he was an autistic child in real life, or if it was just acting.
Hahaha, that Jesus' birthday line from MK reminds me of some tv show I glimpsed for a bit last week. It was an xmas morning scene where the kids were gleefully opening their presents.
The mom chided the kids for acting like animals and reminded them of the true meaning of xmas. The kid paused for a second, said "Happy birthday Jesus!" and ripped open a new present! lols
So, merry christmas to all my dlisted family, whores, derps and assholes, alla ya!
And to commemorate the birth of baby Jesus in a manger, it's only appropriate we play a christmas carol sung by a goat. Merry Christmas all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFxxQnhT5XQ
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HTTR
Lahoma, do you do live in OK? hehe
Hekki -- I already watched "Bad Santa" yesterday; that's officially become my favorite Christmas movie ("A Christmas Story" is #2). Too bad it was made after my mom passed away; she had a sick sense of humor and would have loved "Bad Santa"!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Yes. That is all.
Merry XXXmas eve, sluts!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
lol, good hot slut!
I was exactly like Ralphie in that scene. God, I couldn't wait to stop being a kid.
That whole movie is a hot slut.
Just this morning I checked to see if TBS was running their "A Christmas Story" marathon, and they ARE! Hurray! Sheer perfection.
LAHOMO IS A HOMO
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.