Hot Slut Of The Day!
We all know french bitches are the biggest sluts, and this one is truly the grandest of them all! Tied with Suriname as the South American country no one gives a shit about, French Guiana (sometimes spelled Guyane, but that looks like an intestinal disease) is an overseas territory of France, has a capital named after a pepper (Cayenne) and apparently also has a fucking space center where they launch rockets from. In 6th grade, my whole class got randomly assigned a different South American country to do a report on, and the bitch that got French Guiana had no idea what to do for his presentation. So he just put on a poncho, held some bananas and pretended not to speak any English, claiming that was an authentic French Guianese experience.