Hot Slut Of The Day!
We all know french bitches are the biggest sluts, and this one is truly the grandest of them all! Tied with Suriname as the South American country no one gives a shit about, French Guiana (sometimes spelled Guyane, but that looks like an intestinal disease) is an overseas territory of France, has a capital named after a pepper (Cayenne) and apparently also has a fucking space center where they launch rockets from. In 6th grade, my whole class got randomly assigned a different South American country to do a report on, and the bitch that got French Guiana had no idea what to do for his presentation. So he just put on a poncho, held some bananas and pretended not to speak any English, claiming that was an authentic French Guianese experience.


Submitted by Kizzy on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:16pm.
Sometimes it's best in life to just admit when you're wrong. I do it all the time. When you try to explain away being wrong or attack whomever you're in disagreement with, you just end up looking more wrong.
I posted the quiz because the thread involved geography, not because it (coincidentally) related to your assertion.
We need more geographical Hot Sluts. I actually learned something today.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Guyanese people can drink and know how to PARTY one of the best rum is from Guyana name El Dorado.
Home Away has a studio there listed for $1300 a month. That's pretty expensive for SA. Interesting HSOTD though. Thanks!!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 9:13pm.
Merry Christmas to you!
It's not the cenotes that scare me; it's getting there and back.
RandéS, Don't blame ya, cenotes are hella scary. So are caves. I have some friends who love that stuff, no thanks, I want to live, ahahah Happy holidays to you too Randé. :P
This post is so random, love it!
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I always wanted to swim in those remote cenotes in the Yucatan. But the drug wars make me too chicken to go. :(
Wowlie, I know, some people just don't know how to travel, lol Oh, and try Cozumel next time, it's beautiful. I agree with PrincessPoppy, Playa del Carmen is nice but I hear it's changed a lot. A quiet day on the beach with some drinks is the best. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to ya! :P
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 8:41pm.
Within, no I would never knock Cancun! I've visited many times with my family but we enjoy visiting the pyramids and the ruins at Tulum as well as just spending some time at the strip.
I went to Cancun with my cousin and her family. It was kinda boring. One trip to the ecological park at Xcaret and they didn't even have the patience to sit through the whole show at the end of the night. The rest of the time was spent going to the beach riding jet skis or the various malls. They would watch movies at the hotel and go to sleep early. I will never again go on a trip with them. : /
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omg that's awful. We went to Playa del Carmen and were so busy, we needed a vacation afterward!
Within, no I would never knock Cancun! I've visited many times with my family but we enjoy visiting the pyramids and the ruins at Tulum as well as just spending some time at the strip.
I went to Cancun with my cousin and her family. It was kinda boring. One trip to the ecological park at Xcaret and they didn't even have the patience to sit through the whole show at the end of the night. The rest of the time was spent going to the beach riding jet skis or the various malls. They would watch movies at the hotel and go to sleep early. I will never again go on a trip with them. : /
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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I love the random HSoTD like this. My South American report was on the Arawak and the uses of curare. But it was nowhere near as inspired as the poncho and bananas.
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Wowl, don't knock Cancun, it's like Miami, lol What happens there also stays there just like Vegas! And you can go a few hours out of the city and find the most amazing places. Well worth a visit. Of course not everyone ventures out.
Lahoma, cheers on picking the most out of left field place to write about. lol I went to school with a girl from Suriname (near French Guiana) and she was one of the craziest people I ever knew. Very nice but girl would party non-stop. hahaha Welcome back.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 3:42pm.
I had to do a report on Arkansas. :(
The third world country I had was Ghana.
The South American country I most want to visit is Peru. I was telling my cousin and she's like "why?" I told her that I wanted to see Machu Picchu and while she knew what that was, she still didnt get it. Then I remembered that her family goes to Cancun pretty much every year but only sticks to going to this park and doing waterspouts at the beach. They've never visited the pyramids or seen a cenote.
They come to L.A a couple of times a year and only visit Disneyland and Universal Studios and then they complain that there's not enough places to visit. But how much are you going to see when you dedicate your 1 week stay to mostly shopping
And eating at the same 2 or 3 places?
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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I picked Belize, and my teacher had not recognized that it was no longer a British colony? Or he was that stupid? Anyway, he told me that it didn't exist, and I had to find it on the map. But maybe the map had British Honduras on it still? It's fuzzy now, but I have memories of the feeling. That was my foreign country school report experience. Because you care.
I used to love colouring the United States. Loved Kansas, its straight edges... I used to outline the state darkly with my Crayola and then fill it in with the same colour, using a lighter stroke to make a pale contrast.
I also liked to put Elmer's glue on my hand, let it dry, and peel it. Success was a peel that was clean, half if not all of the glue peel intact.
And I"m pretty sure that when I was younger, I ate that thick white paste, the kind you scoop out with a popsicle stick.
Oh, and Jamaica... Oh honey, she will slap a bitch.
My best friend is from Guyana ...haha love it.
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My exhusband was from regular old Guyana (which is in South America) . Where they drank the koolaid--if only he had drank the koolaid.
Got to work there in 2000 to put some rockets into space. Was very fun! Got to see Devils Island too. Lots of xxx porn after 8pm on all the regular tv networks.
Would'nt be surprised if a bunch of euro-space nerds are running around banging the local hotties with reckless abandon.They probably fight to be assigned there.
Submitted by Nanners on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:41pm.
I was assigned Chile for my elementary school presentation!
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Me too! My title page was off the charts!
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All you bitches had to do presentations on different parts of the world and I never had to do any of that. Maybe this explains why I suck so horribly at geography.....
Edit: I take that back...Kind of...My class was assigned a country in regard to holiday traditions and what not and I got Italy...So I did it on Befana the Christmas witch...yea I know
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I had to do a report on Arkansas. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
My group got Colombia which was a piece of cake, though the teacher did instruct us to leave out Coca...
A similar assignment was rain forest animals, there I got screwed with the peccary pig :(
Great random WTF pick LaHOma! ♥
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I got peru, thank god for the incas, my report was the best.
I was assigned Chile for my elementary school presentation!
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A worthy choice. French Guiana is a dirty nasty ho in the sack.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:09pm.
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Pardon me for relying on something so trivial as memory, rather than taking the SF Chron geo test. At the time, they didn't really play up the French part. I'm well aware that Ghana is a country in Africa. I'm not trying to bust your balls, I really think a bit of the confusion is due to the way that countries were spelled BACK THEN. It's really only after the breakup of USSR that maps in general were redone and proper names clarified.
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"Cayenne"? Gee what makes me think I'd love their food. Like Cartman headed to Somolia to play "pirates" I'd probably go there to eat in the middle of a revolution or something.
Submitted by Kizzy on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 2:09pm.
A fact too good to be checked? :) There are a few similarly named countries. You might be thinking of Ghana?
“Just then, already tipsy, I thought I’d never seen a man more beautiful. I forgave him his tailored pirate’s shirt. Love doesn’t grow at a steady rate, but advances in surges, bolts, wild leaps….”
Guyana is in Africa, Jonestown happened in South America.
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Jonestown was in Guyana, not Fr Guiana.
The annual SF Chron geo quiz (hint: Guyana is one of the answers):
http://www.sfgate.com/travel/article/THE-2012-GEO-QUIZ-Trivia-from-all-4...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 1:50pm.
Isnt this where Jonestown was?
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Indeed it was. Not something they want on the tourist brochures, I imagine.
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Isnt this where Jonestown was?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"So he just put on a poncho, held some bananas and pretended not to speak any English, claiming that was an authentic French Guianese experience."
MK- you truly are the fucking best...I just about pissed myself with laughter!!
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I love it when the HSotD comes out of nowhere. That gave me a good laugh.
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"The official language of French Guiana is French, but a number of other local languages exist. Regional languages include French Guiana creole, six Amerindian languages (Arawak, Palijur, Kali'na, Wayana, Wayampi, Emerillon), four Maroon dialects (Saramaka, Paramaccan, Aluku, Ndyuka), as well as Hmong Njua. Other languages spoken include Portuguese, Hakka, Haitian Creole, Spanish, Dutch and English." (Per Lahoma's link.)
No problem!
I like geographic Hot Sluts.
Um.. I hope to one day visit South America.
This is the most random HSOTD lol
Sorry, I prefer Guyana.
What a butthurt hot slut of the day.
Someone must be from Paris Kentucky & think it's named after the Hilton version.
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