Just…A…Little…Further

December 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Oh football, you disappoint us all. There you were – perfectly poised to pop Jennifer Lopez right in her smug face, something most of us can only dream of, and you just let her stop you?? Just like that?? That’s it football, we are FINISHED forever professionally. You disgust me. I hope someone kicked you hard for that.

So JLo and ~~her son~~ Casper Smart were at something called the Gasolina Celebrity Football Match in Puerto Rico and as much as it pains me to admit it, Jennifer is showing some skill instead of looking like a complete fool. Casper on the other hand can’t help it.

The pictures in the gallery capture truly beautiful moments, such as apocalyptic fart, slow Kojak, and AW MOM. I can’t believe these two are still together. Take notes Demi, the way to keep the way younger man is to make sure he’s a broke ass bitch that can never, ever leave ~~your AmEx black card~~ you. I would suggest that unlike Jennifer though, you find one worth keeping first.

Tags: #getmoneybitch, Disappointment, JLo, Rumer Willis, Skinny Bones Jones, Small Ones, The End Is Nigh

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