Saturday, December 22nd 2012

Jamie Foxx Is Gay, So Says Katt Williams

Professional fuckery maker and the embarrassment of the Keeblers elves came out of retirement the other night to tell jokes at a show in Los Angeles and he used his time on stage to say he knows of a black movie star whose b-hole tingles for the peen. As Will Smith shook with nervousness right out of his panties, Katt Williams said that Jamie Foxx is a gay. Some people acted all shocked, but mostly everybody else let a "meh," because the rumor that Jamie Foxx likes to squeeze peens with his luscious pecs has been around since the beginning of time. But Katt Williams went even farther by naming names.

HuffPo posted a video of Katt saying that Jamie is wrapping his Foxx hole around the dick belonging to singer Marcus Anthony who's on his label. After Katt said that Jamie Foxx loves peen, he went on a rant about how he turned down a role in Django Unchained, because that shit is racist.

“Who’s gay? Jamie Foxx. I can even tell you the name of the dude he fucked. His name is Marcus Anthony; he’s the only dude signed to Jamie Foxx’s label. Check it out and then Twitter the dude and ask him to see if he'll say yes. The dude told me backstage at a show and he told me I could bring him onstage and air it out. I said, 'No, nigga, let me wait until I get to L.A.'

Fuck Jamie Foxx and the 'Django Unchained' check he cashed. They offered me the script and I said, 'Any nigga that do this deserves to die. And the next thing I heard, Jamie Foxx was in makeup. I went to the set myself and I couldn't believe it. I got a copy of the script. They gave me a copy of the script written in Spielberg's hands. The words 'fuck you, nigger' appear one hundred and seventy six times in the script."

And here's the video if your eyes need that today:

The two most shocking parts of that video is that: a) Katt Williams actually showed up for a show and; b) Katt Williams had a mic in his hand and managed not to beat the brains out of his one of fans.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:50am.
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I know ya are, lol. You're all set then. I'm looking forward to this break and holiday. Oh boy am I! 2013 is painting to be a year of big things and hopefully good changes, I can feel it (well, one hopes). ha! Wish you the best ahead of time in case we don't see you. ☺☺☺

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No bloodclot , walking pneumonia. Gotta get my meds and I am outta here . Those fuckers had me scared for a min.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:50am.
Hey Whamo, Boredas, everyone, having a good evening?
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I had soup and gingerale. Canada Dry ain't so bad. So all in all, it's alright(I'm offically an old lady aren't I). What about you?

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OK, Bambam, Happy Festivus to ya too. ;p

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Yes, WR, I was kidding. I have no idea what your racial heritage is. And yes, I have as of today bought all my holiday presents for all my mixed up friends and relatives. Here's hoping your holidays are fabulous!

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Hey Whamo, Boredas, everyone, having a good evening?

Awww, Cockie must be bewy hungwy. wah wah wah. Too bad, it's past bedtime. Smelly blue fur is stinky though... it's showertime! (and wipe yo'self) *sniff sniff*

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:48am.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:41am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:39am.

*puts on highcut Converse, Parachute Pants and shirt with lots of zippers*

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UGH!

*holds nose and shoves Whamo in IF's direction*
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Hey it was the 80s what were YOU wearing in the 80s!....wait a minute, you were just a youngin back then weren't you!?

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:41am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:39am.

*puts on highcut Converse, Parachute Pants and shirt with lots of zippers*

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UGH!

*holds nose and shoves Whamo in IF's direction*
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:41am.

Doooggggiiiieee :) :P :D

Trifling Foolio says hello darlin!

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Mhmm.

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@ pushy,

Uh uhh, sorry hon, I loves my black wimmens. I remain true, ain't nothing better than the love of a black wo......wait a minute, did you say big ole lily white boobies?

*Looks around for any sistas*

Heeey, how U doin, my future baby mama? Bear hugs and butt rubs to ya sweetie!

@ crazy,

What's up with that? No wishes for a happy Festivus? Holiday racist! *mwah*

@ dog,

Why thank you for the compliment. People think it's easy being an asshole but it's very hard work maintaining such a high standard of assholitry. :P

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UBF hope you feel better soon!!
Do you need a chest massage?

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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:05am.
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I completely agree, I have a few bipolar'y relatives that Loooooooooooove drama and are fully aware of the shit they are starting, and take 0 accountablity . Which is why I try to stay away from my immediate family.

Racism, as far out as it may seem, it is still pretty much revelant. It may be blanketly frowned upon a little more, but it is still real. The level of hatred that comes with prejudice and bigotry I truly believe is LEARNED. Case in point, I have a 1 year old Nephew. Mind you, my(half) brother is mixed as well with black( his dad only claims the native american part and is a self-racist, which is a whooooooole other story) along with a slew of other things, but looks more hispanicy I guess you could say, and he has a son with a white girl. SHE IS SOO racist, which makes me wonder wtf since she has a kid with my brother. He looks nowhere NEAR white. My mom's current boyfriend is a black man. And he is attached to my nephew, and my nephew is attached to him. Calls him papa, all that. My mom's boyfriend loves this little boy and would do ANYTHING for him. My brother's baby mommy pretty much told my mom she doesn't want my nephew around her boyfriend because he is black, which is insane considering how much both my mom and her boyfriend has done in way of buying physical necessities for my nephew, as well as baby sitting him while she went to work, and because regardless of her son being fair, he still has black ancestory in him. It worries me that she will poison his little mind with her disgusting hatred. I can tolerate a lot of shit. And chalk it up to "oh what an ignorant piece of shit" but it's almost unbearable when I see an innocent child being poisoned.
I won't even get in to stereotypes because the fact is, every race has them and to a certain degree there is a reason, however to define a whole race by the actions of a few is just ignorant. I personally hate everyone equally.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:39am.

*puts on highcut Converse, Parachute Pants and shirt with lots of zippers*

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UGH!

*holds nose and shoves Whamo in IF's direction*

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Doooggggiiiieee :) :P :D

Trifling Foolio says hello darlin!

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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:34pm.

he's a total 70s man!
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Hey, I'm an 80s man not a 70's man, I was too young for the 70's. I loved the 70s but my coming of age as it were was all in the 80's. I love rock, punk and new wave.

*puts on highcut Converse, Parachute Pants and shirt with lots of zippers*

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CIJ, you kidding me love? Nope but I do love her, she's gorge. You missed my earlier wave. Good for your friend, proud of him. Happy Holidays, you all ready?

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You wanna know how Kat really knows that Jamie Foxx is gay? BECAUSE KAT WILLIAMS IS GAY!

All you have to do is have eyes and ears to know he likes the peen too.

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Hi WR! I can tell by your picture that you are a Frog. It's OK, I love you anyway. Happy holidays to your French ass! Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:26am.
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You still here? How you doin'? ;p

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:13pm.
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Aww Pushy you're a sweetheart yourself that's for sure. Hey I definitely can be a bonehead at times and as I always contend especially in a forum like this were people are passionate about their views, there is nothing wrong with having opposing views and having someone disagree with your point of view I really try (and fail at times I know) only to go off if someone starts taking personal shots when they disagree. If someone does that then they deserve to be ripped a new one lol.

Being that you're married to a Bi Racial man you would certainly understand from him how words can hurt but you are right, we shouldn't let certain words have the power they do BUT that is easier said than done, it is something we all need to work on that much is certain

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:24am.
LMFAO Crazy.

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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:08am.

You're an asshole. JFC!

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OK, bambam, this Kraut/Mick/Squaw whose ex-husband is a Kike, whose current boyfriend is part wetback, and whose best friends are a camel jockey and a faggot, and also whose half-breed mother fucked a nigger before her shotgun wedding to a white trash hillbilly *catches breath* wishes you ALL a happy Kwanzachristmukkkah and a bitchen happy new year!

Love,
CJ

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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:08am.
Well happy holidays everyone! How's my favorite collection of niggas, crackas, hillbilly rednecks, fags, spics, micks, wops, kikes, sand niggas and dot heads tonight? What?

I actually might love you:) I'm giving you a big lily white, dumb blonde hug and kiss and when I kiss you, you are going to get to feel those beautiful, though old broad boobs. and Mr. won't mind. He know's what.
Pushy

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Walking pneumonia is extremely contagious. My boss's boss had it and the doc wouldn't let him come to work even though he was on antibiotics.

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I guess the X-ray suggests walking pneumonia, but they want to make sure that I don't have a bloodclot due to me being on BC pills. I guess lung clots manifest themselves with similar symptoms , so the bloodwork will show if there are clotting agents in my blood. If no, it's antibiotics and home. If yes , it's CT scan and idk what else .

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Well happy holidays everyone! How's my favorite collection of niggas, crackas, hillbilly rednecks, fags, spics, micks, wops, kikes, sand niggas and dot heads tonight? What?

And who gives a damn about Jamie Foxx's sexual identity? Dude showed absolutely no class after he won the oscar IMO, very publicly trying to bone every starlet in his sight, seeming to appear at every celeb function no matter where in the country it was, like he was trying to milk every last drop of pussy from the fame that oscar gave him. Not hating on the hound dogging per se, I just would've been more discreet about it. Dude was taking pictures with actresses staring at their chests or cleavage. I'm sure the brothers on the corner appreciated it but do you think Denzel acts like that? Be a ho but show a little class, a little discretion.

That he might be gay ain't scandalous in Hwood anyway, matter of fact he fits right in. Tell ya what though, this movie I'm watching tonite makes me wonder about Andy Griffith. He always had a great head of hair, almost pompadourish. Never thought of him like that before.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:12pm.

Mood disorders are a bitch, and I think more people than not have them so I feel for you. I also have a cousin who has the same disorder as y daughter: schizoaffective. Anyway,my cousin is failrly close to y mom and will call her at all hours of the night. My mom is in her 70s and it's just ridiculous. My cousin will say shit about other members of the famiy to stir the pot and keep mess going. No one calls her on her bs. She does not get a free pass because she has a mental illness. She does this crap during her lucid times, so she know what the hell she's doing. I hate peopke like that.

As to the slurs, the best way to deal with that crap is to turn the tables on them. When I was in high school, this kid and I were ragging on each other, name calling back and forth. Then he brought out what I guess he thought was the big guns and called me a nigger. So I said, 'Your mama fucked a nigger, and that's how you got here.' Good lord, if that kid coulda laid a hand on me, he woulda (tried and failed to) beat my ass. His face was so red, and then he called me a bitch, which pissed me off. That's when I was ready to fight. A friend of mine---another black girl of all things--told me that he told her he was 'just playing' when he called me that. Uh, no, you weren't. Kid never spoke to me again. His loss.

Your story reminds me of another cousin who was called 'black Jap' all the time. Both of her parents were black, but we are also Native American and Chinese on our grandfather's side. People can be so ignorant and stupid. Kids used to ask her if her dad was Japanese. Her parents divorced when she and her sibs were real young, so people only knew my aunt. It used to really bother her and she was bullied a lot. This was back in the 70s, so there was no recourse except sticking up for yourself with a fist or two.

As i've gotten older, racists do not make me react the way I used to. I just look at them as uneducated and ignorant. If they want to stay in their small little world, let them. People like that are insecure. I have no time to feed insecurities. Not that it doesn't piss me off. There are a few trolls here that I wish I could have a come to Jesus face-to-face meeting with, but ultimately, I know who I am and am secure in myself. Their opinions of me and my race really don't matter to me one iota.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:58pm.
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That was my first thought too UBF, a touch of pneumonia. Hopefully not. If the x-rays are out, why make you wait? ;/

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:58pm
You did:) Good catch:)
UBF. Hope you are OK and not pnumonia.
God ER's are AWFUL!!!! Keep us posted

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 12/22/2012 - Wtf does a "funky area on your chest x ray mean"?

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It means Mike missed a spot when he waxed. LOL!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:34pm.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 10:36pm.
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Yes indeed CR, all the PQ needs is a new charismatic leader and you can light that fuse again!

Speaking of those construction corruption charges I'll say it seems every Mayor in every town was in the Mob's pocket. I'll bet there are a few people in some pretty high positions that are shittin bricks right now. I mean some of these relationships with these mob dudes are going back 30 plus years. That's a long time and a lot of "brown bag" money being moved around.
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I think they ended the trial back in november to continue only in january to investigate further. And i don't believe it's only liberals involved too. sure they get all the rap because they were in power for over a decade. but a lot has not, and will never get uncovered, I believe.

it's awful what marois is doing. cutting 130 million to mcGill, so it won't be able to compete at in INTL level anymore. not only are we gonna lose the one's who make a higher incomes (french and english), but the brightest one's too. she hates all english and that's because she's country and can't speak it. the majority who are extreme nationalists are like her. they don't know any better. it's ridiculous and embarrassing to have her party pass a ludicrous budget the majority of the people aren,t for. I didn't vote for the liberals so they'd choke on a vote that would overthrow her gvrmt. the other liberals didn't vote for the libs for their own political reasons and problems. they're supposed to represent the people, not their interests. anyway, I'm ready for a spring vote. :)

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Great. Now I'm sitting here waiting for results if I am having asymptomatic pneumonia or a fucking bloodclot in my lung. Wtf does a "funky area on your chest x ray mean"?

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Pushy, I really care what you think. NOT!

ETA: OK, maybe I'm misunderstanding you.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:46pm
But this Crazy, Beautiful!

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crazy, such a lovelly story. I think I'll share it. Not.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:40pm.
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Good for your friend CIJ. Some mofo's haven't heard it's 2012 yet. Too bad for them. They deserve a swift kick in the butt until they realize times have changed. Great to hear someone step up to the ignoramus. Hi btw.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:34pm
I don't know you IF, but for me you are the cat's meow. and Whamo, he deserves the big head in alot of ways---his music knowledge is awesome.
Now, If I could just find him a nice woman to spend the rest of his life with--that would be a MAJOR achievement for me. I want him to have that.

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UBF- you shouldn't be in the ER alone! :-(

Even if he is gay, who cares? Fuck. It's 2012, get over it.

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IF, UBF, hope you both feel better soon and the little ones too. Sorry to hear you're in the ER! Glad you're getting some help with kids. Irish, LOL asking Whamo for a massage. GET IT. Has he brought out the warm baby oil yet? hehehe ;D

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Cookie Monster, if I could, I would have my neighbor kick your blue ass up and down Sesame Street until there was nothing left but some fuzz and crumbs. You are an asshole.

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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:41pm.

Dumbass.

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I love someone who can describe themselves with one word. So efficient.

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Is this the underground OP/complain about being sick thread? I've got a sinus headache from Hades. It feels like something is going to burst forth from my forehead.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:40pm.

haha!

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A small town bowling alley story:

Last weekend one of my neighbors went bowling. There was a woman there with a biracial girl, about five. The little girl ran and bumped into a redneck. The redneck called her a little nigger, and my friend overheard this. He bitched him out--"Motherfucker, this is 2012... how could you say this to a little girl, you piece of shit?" and turned to walk away. The redneck sucker punched him. They both beat on each other out the door and into the parking lot. The police came, separated them, and interviewed them. It turned out that the cop who interviewed my friend has a black wife and biracial children. The redneck went to jail and my friend came back home and told me this story.

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So sorry ubf...are u in the er alone? ________________________________
Dark-sided!

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UBF, someone should be with you!

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Submitted by CodeRed on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 11:18pm.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 10:36pm.
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Yes indeed CR, all the PQ needs is a new charismatic leader and you can light that fuse again!

Speaking of those construction corruption charges I'll say it seems every Mayor in every town was in the Mob's pocket. I'll bet there are a few people in some pretty high positions that are shittin bricks right now. I mean some of these relationships with these mob dudes are going back 30 plus years. That's a long time and a lot of "brown bag" money being moved around.