Hot Slut Of The Day!
BeeBee, the hyper-filled fluff ball who was born without any shoulder blades, but isn’t letting that stop her from running around the world like her back paws are on fire (Note to Alicia Keys: Please release a song called “This Chihuahua’s On Fire.” Thank you.) and she’s got speed running through her veins.
Since BeeBee’s got no shoulders, she needs extra care and attention, so her owner Denise, who works at a nursing home, asked her boss if she could bring her in every day. Only an evil monster with the heart of a Kardashian would say no to a long-haired chi-hooh-ah-hooh-ah with no shoulder blades and Denise’s boss isn’t one of those, so BeeBee was allowed to come to the nursing home every day. BeeBee instantly became the nursing home mascot and made everyone barf out a flood of squeeees.
One day, someone who works with Denise at the nursing home said that her son is a student at Bollman Tech in Thornton, CO and could possibly help BeeBee. The son and some of his fellow students helped BeeBee by making her a wheelchair complete with a pink flag and now her ass is even faster than before. Bitches better jump out of BeeBee’s path or she will run over them over.
No, BeeBee can’t do the Whitney Houston shoulder bounce, but she won’t care about that when she wins the gold medal in chihuahua wheelchair racing at the 2016 Olympics!
via Jezebel