Rita Ora Cheated On Rob Kardashian With Jonah Hill
UPGRADE!!!
Rob Kartrashian wah wah wah'ed out a river of sad tears on Twitter earlier this month right after he found out that his girlfriend Rita Ora allegedly let a bunch of dudes run up into her raw while they were together. Rita Ora never said anything about it and ten seconds later dumb ass Rob tried to act like he wasn't talking about her. But a source tells UsWeekly that Rob was obviously talking about Rita Whora, because he dumped her after finding out that she screwed his heart over by screwing Jonah Hill.
The source said that while Rita Whora was in NYC for a minute, she spent the night with Jonah Hill. I know Jonah Hill doesn't exactly moisten your chops, but ANYTHING is an upgrade from a piece of trash Kardashian. ANYTHING. That night in NYC, Rita Whora probably woke up in her hotel room, came to her senses and realized that she let a Kardashian raw dog dick her a bunch of times. Rita Whora ran out of her hotel room in a panic and tried to wipe the Kardashian smegma from her poon by humping everything in her path. Rita humped a door knob, humped the maid's cart, did anal with a DO NOT DISTURB sign and then she came across Jonah Hill in the hallway. Rita drive-by fucked him in ten seconds flat.
You gotta hump what you gotta hump to get rid of that Kardashian stench on your twat. Even if UsWeekly's headline read, "Rita Ora Cheated On Rob Kardashian With A Pile Of Zombie Poo," I still wouldn't judge or blame her.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:36am.
it is that time of the year! hopefully i can put on some weight lol from eating.
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Don't you just think that by virtue of their contact with the Kartrashians, these famewhores are loving the attention? Ok, I'd have one of those pills then if faced with the choice to get on any of them, NO WAY, lol
Good to see ya here you. Happy Christmas and Merry New Year, HAHAHAHA ;p
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SSubmitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 8:14pm.
its radioactive material, the russian FSB uses it in assassinations because its odourless, tasteless, so it can be consumed without the target knowing they have been poisoned.
Bebeh, where you been? If we don't see you, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and all the other jazz, lol. *muah*
Whoever this Whora is, she's definitely benefited from all the publicity. If she paid Rob for this, that's be so typical of this whora family.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 4:19am.
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Polonium tablets, bwahahahahah wft, are those, are they lethal? Me neither, NO WAY. *I'd jump off the plane with no parachute* He's a bit obnoxious, so blech. Those who like him can have him. ;p
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This is just another Jonah and The Whale story.
Can we *stop* trying to make Rita Ora happen? She supposed to be the next Rihanna, but she screams Chico's model giving FACE FACE in this pic.
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason
Anything Could Happen
Submitted by The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 4:21am.
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lol
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Wtf would want to let Jonah Hill bareback ride her in the first place? He's the definition of reprehensible in every way. And how the hell did he suddenly get so much clout in Hollywood?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:51pm.
loll hello WR :)
i wouldnt fuck jonah hill even if the world was gonna end, just no.
if yal said, world is gonna end, you gotta fuck jonah hill to stop it.
I would look at you with my "you gotta be kidding" looking, i would jump in my car, drive to the airport, board a flight to tibet, climb the himalayas to the peak of mt everest and then jump off mt everest.
and just to make sure i might survive the fall from mt everest, i took some polonium tablets.
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Submitted by blather999 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:00am.
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But Loopy'd use it. Endtimes preparations, OH SO SO busy, lol :)
Now that MK's out there, I wonder if Parriah's tried to give him advice on running his site, HAHAHA *finger pinch* crushing his head, crushing his head...
Yeah, all those celebs should disappear. now.
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Submitted by blather999 on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:00am.
The world has not ended yet on the West Coast other than Paris & Perez Hilton and the Trashians are still alive. Or their deaths have not yet been reported to the Media.
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Ok, but they are the cockroaches of humanity. They'll be here after the apocalypse or haven't you seen the prophetic film, "Idiocracy."
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:51pm.
And don't try to hide behind the end of the world being over.
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The world has not ended yet on the West Coast other than Paris & Perez Hilton and the Trashians are still alive. Or their deaths have not yet been reported to the Media.
Submitted by FreakGeek on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 5:05pm.
I'm trying to decide whether Rob or Jonah is more reprehensible.
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Exactamundo! I can have a sliver of pity for Rob because he was raised by the same bitch from The Omen. Jonah is just a dog, plain and simple.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:27pm.
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lalallalalalalalalala I'm gagging here, so disgusting. All those hos deserve each other. And don't try to hide behind the end of the world being over. It could still happen, LOL!
*Side eye at this stranger who hardly shows up no'mo, hehehe*
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Fuck the KockROACH swines. They deserve everything bad that happens to them. Pieces of shit. The ENTIRE family.
did rita ora stick a hot dog in her vajean and let jonah suck it out and eat it during foreplay? gross!
grosssss... some people just will fame fuck anything, as long as its remotely famous.
i wouldnt fuck jonah hill even if the mayan calendar told me the world was gonna end yesterday and that if i didnt fuck him, the earth would blow up. id shrug my shoulders and say "oh well"
@ Louise, Hekki
Yeah, Swingers is a good film.
It deeply troubles me that a woman, ANY woman, would allow these two losers access to her pandoras box. Just say no to douche dick.
I am actually totally cool with a handsome dude that is big. I was always one of those people that felt that the person was so much more important - would they actually give a crap if I was not feeling well? Would they be there for me in times of turmoil?
Jonah Hill just seems like such an unpleasant person to be around.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 4:16pm.People are acting like it's some social shaming to want to date or gasp, even love someone who isn't slender.
----for me the amusement comes from a really shallow guy from a shallow family getting cheated on with a chubby dude, and I think Jonah can look creepy at times (ever seen Cyrus?), though he seemed cute in that Miami movie.
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Jonah Hill is not hot.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 3:16pm.
It's like she's working from a list of who no one else wants to fuck.
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Absolutely! If I had to chose though, I guess I'd go with dumb slacker Rob as I just get the vibe that the now-thinner version of Jonah is still carrying a big chip on his shoulder.
Exactly,good point! Who would really fuck these dudes? And, you know normal ppl have friends that would ask u just that! Does she not have a mate who would ask..."Why? And... Who would fuck these dudes.. Girl?..no!"
Ok, how famous has this Rita Whora gotten since the dumbest Karbitchean tweeted about her? I do not care about her bareback dicking but Jonah Hill? That is fcuken random assery right there, beotch!? Wtf? I am laughing at this. And the fact that the K-bro can say the best shit to asswipe KK, automatically puts me on his team, whatever his name is. LOL :D
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Rita must be on a lot of drugs to let either of these guys to tap her.
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im gonna be honest.. I would have screwed jonah in superbad times.. but he looked awful and unhealthy when he lost some weight.. I hope he can find a happy medium. He looked really unhappy after his weightloss..
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:17pm.
Yes! He wrote, too.
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Really? I always thought he was sessy cuz he looks funny and smart - if not fantastically good-looking (in a conventional way)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:17pm.
Yes! He wrote, too.
I'd say that this is an upgrade. Jonah Hill has some marketable talent ( whether or not we can all agree that he's funny is debatable), and he's worked hard to get where he is. Or, maybe this girl is smarter than we give her credit for, and she purposely went looking for someone who looks like Jonah Hill just to mentally fuck with Rob K. I hope that it's the latter reason.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 4:30pm.
A) Who? Never heard of her.
B) What does Rob Katrashian do for a living? What is his job? Does he sell black water like Caroline Manzo's sons, because he totally seems like the type that would
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He doesn't do much of anything other than whine on reality tv that his sisters get all the attention and $$$$$.
Oh wait, he has a line of socks out. 'Nuff said.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 5:49pm.
Hekki- oh you have to watch it! It's very funny and Vince Vaughn is skinny and actually attractive. Ron Livingston is in it, too
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I almost watched that on Netflix last week! I will now. Jon Favreau is in it? I like him.
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Hekki- oh you have to watch it! It's very funny and Vince Vaughn is skinny and actually attractive. Ron Livingston is in it, too.
Louise: I never saw "Swingers", but I loved Jon Favreau on "Friends"! I think he's adorable.
@winniwins - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
YES, BUT WAS HE STILL A BIG FAT FUCK WHEN SHE RELISHED HIS WEINER??
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 5:13pm.
You got my playing "who would you rather" with myself and it isn't pretty. I'm on Steve Buscemi or Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 5:13pm.
LOVE Jon Favreau! I so would "Swingers" era Jon Favreau in a heartbeat. Remember when he was on Friends and wanted to be an ultimate fighter? "This is my zone of destruction."
Ick. I'm no fatty hater. Well, obese is a NO. But I'd do Seth Rogen or John Favreau or fat James Spader.
But Jonah Hill and his weird purple corpse lips creep me out. ETA: AND he gives me a hipster vibe. And he has that complex that loserly guys have where they develop their wit and they'll be all getting girls and things seem to be just peachy but it's never enough for them and they're STILL bitter because they're not handsome.
I'd rather deal with Rob Kardashian.
I'm trying to decide whether Rob or Jonah is more reprehensible. Rob has no job, is a complete sponge, spoiled brat, etc. Jonah...total douche, massive ego, thinks his taste in music is better than everyone else's, etc. Both are unattractive on just about every level.
Whoever this Rita Ora is, she needs to step up her game.
No one is hating on Jonah because he's fat. We're hating on him because he's got the sex appeal of a table cloth and seems about as friendly.
In OP last week there was plenty of love being tossed around for John Goodman. There were a few posters who said they loved bigger cuddly guys like that.
1.) Jonah Hill is fucking hot.
2.) Do zombies poop?
She must be crowned a saint for this stunt.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 4:23pm.
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Exactly, if you aren't genuinely attracted to someone, I don't see why people cannot just express that rather than whenever there is a post with a larger person being the subject, well then just comes the predictable fattie "jokes". Well, at least many Dlisters are funnier than Conan!
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 4:17pm.
Man, I spit my soda and nearly choked to death I laughed so hard.
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That's too much. There is nothing better that having a laughing fit.
You just reminded me of a buddy of mine. We'd taken our GFs to a movies were standing in line for popcorn with the girls waiting off to the side for us, there was a long line up with multiple lines and just tons of people there. I don't remeber what started it but we got to laughing, you know the type where you just completely lose it!?. We had tears rolling down our face, every single person in the line up was looking at us like we'd lost our minds and for all intents and purposes we had. We couldn't even order it was impossible, the girls had to go back and get in line. We were neither high nor drunk we just got a severe case of the giggles and that was it, we lost it.
He's a good bud and it's happened to us a couple times actually
Ask me about my weiner!!!!!!!
Boy, she must have taken my course on 'How To Stomp on a Man's Ego With Only Your Ladyparts'.
I will not be surprised if the not-yet revealed lineup includes Danny DeVito, Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn, Michael Cera, and Jack Nicholson.
Well Jonah Hill is a bit of a music groupie because his brother works for some major record label (I read his Wikipedia page a long time ago and it said his brother works in the music industry), so he probably met her at some music industry party and fucked her. On Jonah's Twitter he constantly talks about all the hip hop and RnB musicians he's a fan of. So I could see this happening.
I've never heard any of her music but good for her for looking exactly like Rihanna.