Open Post: Hosted By Reality Stars Who Ruined The World

Miss New York! Fame is fleeting that's for sure! Not sure why that obscurity doesn't come to Lohan and those slutty Kartrashians?

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

New York has a million times more talent than any of the Kardashians.

Twatty, I liked him in Schindler's list but tbh, in the looks department, I like his brother more. Great actor though. So, are you all done and ready for Christmas? Got your tree up and everything?

@RandéS, UGH Squinty never learns. Her enthusiasm is fun for a week but after that, so boring. It's no wonder she jumps from partner to partner. ;/

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Taylor Swift is supposably buying a house near Harry Styles's parents in Cheshire. They've only been fake-dating for a few weeks and now this. At this rate, she'll either turn into a real estate magnate on the scale of Ted Turner or get way overextended. I know what I wish for...

Sorry I missed it VOB, I passed out yesterday. Maybe next time. Happy Saturday! ;p

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Withy... Ho Ho Ho...Hoe..
TMII on that last post to you. So there.. With markers and glitter ; p

[[Hugs]] .

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

VOB, edit, with markers and everything? Wow. Makes sense. And she could use it. ho ho ho ;p

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Have you even had that happen when you get so much tension and friction from someone and you don't know why. And then when you confront them to get to the bottom of it, they are like, 'Yeah, I don't like you.' You're like, 'Ohhhh. It all makes sense now.'
Duh. I'm dense.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 3:12am.

You let a couple of Canadians post on the site, then next thing you know there's goose shit all over
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Take off,ya hoser ;)

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Noght noght, ahhaha

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Goodnight all... Sweet dreams.. Sleep well! Cheers to another day!

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Yup VOB, go to settings>general>keyboard>auto-correction and check spelling. Set to off. Might want to try without it and see if you like that better.

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It was just easier to delete the posts.. Can you disable it in an iPad?

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

VOB, If you don't need it, you could turn it off. I had several emails correct to the most random words before I disabled it.

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Auto correct gone crazy

Boredas, you've come to the right place then. Have you been through the Ethridge thread? Everyone was on fiah today! Should cheer you up some. :)

@VOB, LOLOL I was like, what the?!?! Auto-correct is and always has been crap, it "fixes" nothing.

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VOB @ The apocalypse let down. Also, not usually. I get headaches here and there, but nothing major. The only time they are really bad is around my period. And I really don't wanna go to the doctor, but if this doesn't clear soon, I may have too.

Withy I wouldn't be surprised all my other hopes have been dashed to shit. Lmao

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Edited for auto correct in another language .. And is now a grammar nazi...

RandéS, please move over out of the way. I don't want you to get a mouthful or a bumful of feathers, lol

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You let a couple of Canadians post on the site, then next thing you know there's goose shit all over.

*takes out industrial leaf blower*
*passes out masks* ☺☺☺

@boredas, hopefully it passes then. Won't do to get sick for the holidays, right?

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Spits out goose feather and gives evil side eye to spammer...::::: grrrrrrr

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Boredas.. I'm way behind the 8ball.. Disappointed in....? I missed it
Do you get migraines? Maybe it's time to break down and see a doc?

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:55am.

Was Boredas feeling faint today? Could it be you've been under a lot of stress lately?
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Idk what this is. My cheeks are red and my head is filled with pressure, and kind of shortness of breath, but not too bad. My nose isn't stuffed, no coughing, no sore throat. idk the fuck this is about. I'm guessing weather related. Hopefully.

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Yay I can post again! *throws confetti*

Vob, so are you saying we missed it. I heard there were somersaults going on here early on? If you crash make sure there is a mattress underneath.

Was Boredas feeling faint today? Could it be you've been under a lot of stress lately?

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VOB: Yes, and my head feels congested but my nose isn't stuffed or anything like that, nor does my throat hurt.

Withy: I know, is it wrong I'm not shocked but kind of disappointed?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Why Withy. I did do the nekkid sprint... It was that impressive.. Lmao...actually I am pretty sure iM stiLl high... And will crash big time tonight... But it sure is fun while its lasted..

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Boredas.. Are you still feeling lightheaded?

I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

VOB, you were pumped up yesterday and you didn't run through the thread nekkid? In fact, now that you mention it, you were in a great mood yesterday, LOL. Just kidding, you sounded fine. I can do that dranks too. So they've worn off, you still feeling well?

@Boredas, hi there. Happy day after the zombie apocalypse!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:58am.
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Bwahahaha his bendy? NOOOOOOOOO, now you have put that image in MY HEAD!!!!

Well if you don't have your snowshoes out, I won't ask you about your reindeer. So there. ;p

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:22am.
Hey Whamo.. Bordas.. Miss Weeziie.. Happy Day after the apocalypse..
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WE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!! If I didn't feel like such crap I'd take my frozen Black Iguana Peach Margerita in a pouch and celebrate!
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:48am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:53am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:58pm.

He couldn't do hardcore cause he had a hardtime keepin it hard.
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Like it's not embarrassing enough he's doing porn never mind being interviewed about it and THEN having to tell people you couldn't get it up blaming it on the HO, man that's a massive fail all around, too much! LMAO.

I guess he's pretty good doing softcore!
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To add insult to injury he was also supposedly only 27 at the time.Lmao..He seemed to have more success sticking his tongue on poles...;)
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Hey Whamo.. Bordas.. Miss Weeziie.. Happy Day after the apocalypse..

Re the withy post up at the Tammy thread...::: you know as I was running launch service up the hill.. I didn't mention that I was hocked up to IV pain meds yesterday.. They just thought I was in a really good mood today..;) :: which I was... ;p

'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:26am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:47am.
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I remember the kid's tongue getting stuck but nothing else about him. I don't think he was cut out for film though. Got your sled and snow shoes out yet?
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That article said he was 14 when he did Christmas Story, he looked like he was 9! I didn't realize he was the kid from Toy with Richard Pryor, that was a great movie. Too bad when I see both of them now I'm going to be reminded he tried to stuff his bendy into some Ho bag lol!

We have no snow at all, my sled would be throwing sparks and I'd look pretty silly with snow shoes walking on pavement:D

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:53am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:58pm.

He couldn't do hardcore cause he had a hardtime keepin it hard.
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Like it's not embarrassing enough he's doing porn never mind being interviewed about it and THEN having to tell people you couldn't get it up blaming it on the HO, man that's a massive fail all around, too much! LMAO.

I guess he's pretty good doing softcore!

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:17am.
He blames her for not being able to keep it up! $10 he was super wasted on something and that's why he couldn't do it.
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haha or just normal and creeped out about trying to fuck a cavernous vag with a teenyweenie in front of deviant crewmen.

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:47am.
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I remember the kid's tongue getting stuck but nothing else about him. I don't think he was cut out for film though. Got your sled and snow shoes out yet? lol Happy Friday Whams. *everyone else too, suppose we should be happy there was no armageddon or anything today* :)

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Gawd! I am so sick of seeing Shangela. She is funny sometimes, but can be annoying.
Give me Willam Belli any day.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:05am.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:01am.
lol bitch tits. That poster is confusing to the eyeball.
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Right? So is his face and body, and unfortunate. I like how in the interview he said he had no sexual chemistry WITH HER.

He blames her for not being able to keep it up! $10 he was super wasted on something and that's why he couldn't do it.

Poor kid... I had no idea he got into that. Ok, merry christmas!! *pours more wine*

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:01am.
lol bitch tits. That poster is confusing to the eyeball.
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Right? So is his face and body, and unfortunate. I like how in the interview he said he had no sexual chemistry WITH HER.

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

lol bitch tits. That poster is confusing to the eyeball.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:55am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:51am.

That picture is so weird. It's like somebody used scissors and glue stick to put it together. Like, her tit is bigger than his face.
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I had to look at that picture again when I first saw it because, I thought he had a massive case of bitch tits, but it was just him without a shirt turned to the side. Lmao

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:51am.

That picture is so weird. It's like somebody used scissors and glue stick to put it together. Like, her tit is bigger than his face.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:58pm.

Hey Bored, for whatever reason that link isn't working for me.
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http://icstdb.com/scott-schwartz-sex-tape/

"In the 1990s, Scott Schwartz pursued a new career in the porn industry. He appeared in roughly 20 films, almost always in non-sex roles. The one big XXX exception was Scotty’s X-rated Adventure (1996), in which Schwartz did a sex scene with pornstar Juli Ashton. His difficulty maintaining an erection on-camera likely contributed to this being a one-off performance."

He couldn't do hardcore cause he had a hardtime keepin it hard. LMAAAAAO!

Heres a pic of said porn (it's safe for work..kind of)

http://www.sweatpantserection.com/stories/img/32/scotty.jpg

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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."

ubmitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:07pm.
Whamo, try
http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.ca/2007/03/scott-schwartz.html

Serves ya right for checking out salacious deets of Christmas tongue boy, LOLOL ;D
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Lol, hey someone had to tell me about him, I had no clue he was a 5' 2" swinging Christmas dick! Lol:P