Christmas At Tammy Lynn Michaels' House Is Canceled And It's All Melissa Etheridge's Fault
Tammy Lynn Michaels' children with Melissa Etheridge will be lucky to get a stocking full of rocks and a bag full of dirt for Christmas, because a certain lesbian Grinch hasn't paid up. Tammy Lynn is infamous for spitting out some rambling poetry that reads like something Miss Venezuela would write if she got a job writing e-mail spam in English, and she's done it again. Tammy Lynn is still whining about money and this time she's crying about how every time she goes to the mailbox to see if her check has finally arrived, the only thing she sees is an empty hole that is bigger than the hole Melissa left in her heart when a new box of dicks landed on her kitchen counter years ago.
Tammy Lynn Michaels currently gets $23,000 a month in child support and she also gets 50% of the royalties for all the songs Melissa wrote during the 9 years they were together. I guess Melissa doesn't pay Tammy Lynn through automatic direct deposit, because the money takes its time getting to her ass. Radar points out that a couple of days ago, Tammy Lynn posted a melodramatic poem on her blog about how there's no presents under the tree this year, because Melissa hasn't sent a check yet. Girl is always so EXTRA.
fascinating you know--- secrets, they are. People, places, things and accounts, houses, waived rights AND relationships, money ----secrets are sick---a sign of an illness within---disease---playing games with money---phoney baloney---hide and seek---can you find the ball under the clam shell? ---christmas is coming---chase the check---chase the check ---chase the check---can't ---catch it---oh watch the girl go---empty stockings and tiny boxes----don't worry-- ---i'll teach them what's important---nothing close to ---what i have to chase in the stupid mail box---but rather---what is in the heart---which could never--never never ever be found in a mail box anyway............... millionaires in their mansions----tricking with trusts----hiding money from Paul behind Peter-----just to steal from the minor in the end----integrity is a mystery in----the town of gold dust----pyrite---fool's gold ----at times i do feel------as narcissistic as this sounds---that i might be the only ---one---with a moral compass ----this side of the Indiana State Line. ---tell me it's not true----no----show me----show me----someone show me it's not true............
I'm truly impressed that Tammy Lynn was able to type out this work of woeful poetry while trying to shake the cold off of her body (because her heat was turned off) and trying to type in a candlelit dark room (because her electricity was turned off) and trying to drown out the sound of her kids powering her laptop by running on treadmills. Tammy Lynn is so strong!
The Toys For Tots truck should redirect their route and drive away from the orphanage and drive toward Tammy Lynn's house, because her kids are the ones who really have nothing. The Salvation Army Santa Claus should leave his red can full of donations on Tammy Lynn's doorstep, because she's the one who really needs it.
If Melissa really ain't sending those checks, Tammy Lynn needs to stop crying through her fingers, get up and do something about it. Go down to that lesbian Grinch's house and tear the porch light off of the house, because that's worth something I'm sure. Yank the rims off of the car parked on the driveway, because that's definitely worth some cash. Pull out the trees, because she can get something for that too. Get that money however you need to get it.
Or, since Tammy Lynn is so damn thirsty, she can just sing this song on a street corner for spare change:
But then Tammy Lynn will have to pay royalties and ALL of it will go to Melissa since she wrote it before they got together. Damn that lesbian Grinch!
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Payments wouldn't go through CPS if an agreement was reached in court and paid as promised.
23 grand A MONTH?
What in the world is she feeding those children?
Aside from it being live dolphins, I don't see it.
Withy ...Actually was going to send a real life link if you were ever inclined.. Cause I am that editor bitch with the red pen.. Lol...
I was on fire today.. We had a ton of snow.. And a broken furnace.. Fixed the furnace.. Woot... My little truck was the only car getting up our hill... So I played amusing shuttle bus driver to neighbors.. Who parked at the bottom of the hill...
I could have a serious career as a launch driver ;p... Hehehe.. I really did drive my neighbors home.. It was funny...
'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Am I being naive here? Don't payments like that go through child services? Or are these two speshull and don't have to do thing we poor folk have to and their kids get the short end?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by Puppy Love on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 1:32am.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 9:28pm.
Fuck this cunt. You should have saved some of that goddamn money when she does send the checks. Fucking 23 grand a month and you can't buy your spawn a goddamn kindle or some sweats from aeropostale? Don't even fucking start with me when you are talking about that kinda cash. Just fuck you. Downgrade your fucking lifestyle and STFU!
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Oh, and I'm guessing that Melissa sends the checks late as a passive-aggressive fuck you to Tammy. Not that this a good thing to do, but I can't imagine dealing with this two-cent drama queen wannabe poet on any kind of regular basis.
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AGREE - how many hundred thousands of women are waiting for a check any time of the year? and those that don't get the dollars whiney here gets? but aww she gets to write a poem about it. stfu and downsize your ass so that 23k a month can pay for something then. ridiculous.
VOB, come on now. You know what I mean. ;p My last day on earth? I had it off and enjoyed the most relaxing day evah. How about you?
Now this chick Tammy is fighting a losing fight trying to be a poet to get Mel back. She's moved on. Plus woman's a songwriter. Tam should quit and get another piece.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 9:28pm.
Fuck this cunt. You should have saved some of that goddamn money when she does send the checks. Fucking 23 grand a month and you can't buy your spawn a goddamn kindle or some sweats from aeropostale? Don't even fucking start with me when you are talking about that kinda cash. Just fuck you. Downgrade your fucking lifestyle and STFU!
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Oh, and I'm guessing that Melissa sends the checks late as a passive-aggressive fuck you to Tammy. Not that this a good thing to do, but I can't imagine dealing with this two-cent drama queen wannabe poet on any kind of regular basis.
Withy.. Do you know me in life.. Lololol... I'm a bitch with the red pen.... :::grins..
How was your end of the world day?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 12:54am.
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Just a thought, why don't you offer Tammy some help writing her "verses"? She could use it, ha!
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In that screencap, ME totally looks like Corey Feldman with Warrant hair.
Ocean.. Melissa doesn't get a pass! She brought the kids via David Crosby into this
World... You can have a civil relationship.. Even if barely.. With an Ex. You love your kids regardless. You don't get to bail on them. You also don't write bad poetry in a bad blog about your Ex. What these two seem to be forgetting.. The kids will be teenagers before they know it and will exact revenge on both parents without mercy... ;p
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
...correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Melissa 'convert' Tammy-Lynn into an 'alternative' lifestyle?...
...and previous to that, didn't Melissa steal away Lou Diamond Phillips' wife?...
...me detects a pattern here...
...drama queen stunt antics or not, methinks Melissa has every ounce of misery Tammy-what's-her-face is giving her these days coming to her...
...Melissa has behaved liked the worst kind of philandering male who ditches relationship after family for the next conquest...
...may God have mercy on the poor children left in this a**hole's wake...
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I just did a little math and the child support I get for one child is less than 3% of what Tammy gets. And my ex has medical insurance on our 2 kids AND one of the kids lives with him! I consider myself fortunate that I've never had any problems in that area when so many people I know do. I guess nobody clued this ignorant bitch in on the fact that BOTH parents should be contributing to their kids' lives financially. If you get enough child support/alimony that you don't have to work, great. But that money ain't gonna be there forever. No sympathy here. *ends rant, hops off overturned box of dicks*
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:35pm.
Kim Kardarshian married someone with the opposite genitalia, and her "natural" relationship didn't exactly pan out either. Also, you really should consider a lobotomy.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
annoying no matter how long the interval ... her poems, they are. Whine, bitch, cry, media, tabloids, interviews AND anonymous calls ... attention whoring ... so exhausting to enchant and seduce you all ... tales of woe ... woe is me ... hand heavy with diamonds drawing back blankly from hollow mailbox ... malnourished ... i withdraw christmas to all in protest ... and pen shallow poems of shame ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
And they let the kids stay with this rambling-ass crazy dimwit?
What does she do with all that money?!? We have 4 kids and don't earn what she does but can still manage to get some Christmas stuff for our kids!
Worst of all: she thinks she's writing high poetry and something so dramatic and well-worded that generations to come will study it for centuries to come?
English is my 3rd language and I write better poetry than her.
Hope Melissa can get full custody of the kids and that this lazy cow will finally shut her trap.
The greatest thread ever!
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Hmm, maybe if you married a man and had children with him naturally, you wouldn't be sitting here crying about why your "alternative relationship" didn't pan out.
As if you didn't see this coming.
Fuck this cunt. You should have saved some of that goddamn money when she does send the checks. Fucking 23 grand a month and you can't buy your spawn a goddamn kindle or some sweats from aeropostale? Don't even fucking start with me when you are talking about that kinda cash. Just fuck you. Downgrade your fucking lifestyle and STFU!
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Not this shit again.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 4:58pm.
This person should not have any kids around her depressing self loathing ass! Be professional and get a lawyer to deal with this,bitch...my god!
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This 1000x! You get that much money and it's still not enough, I can't with her.
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I can't stand Melissa Etheridge, but even I can understand why she had to kick Tammy to the curb and never look back. Bitch is so fucking annoying and a needy, codependent drama queen who probably sucks the life out of anyone unlucky enough to get entangled with her. Melissa had to quit that bitch, and I don't blame her. I am sure Tammy is not starving, nor are the kids. I live in SoCal, and 23,000/month will not make a person homeless and destitute, not even here! Homegirl is living in the past, and can't get over the fact that Melissa dumped her whiny ass and she doesn't get to take champagne baths anymore. That said, Melissa got this nutjob pregnant so she'll have to deal with her shit for the rest of her life. Love is grand.
Comes off a little infuriating. Chase the 23k a month check, because if it's late you have nothing left from last months? Figure your finances out while the rest of us learn how to live off of 5% of that.
Submitted by modelspiceboi on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 5:04pm.
I'm all for making sure deadbeats pay up (*sideyes Daddy*) but why doesn't Tammy have a fucking job, porn tape, or something? And why does she get half of all the royalties to songs Melissa wrote? Did Tammy write the harmony lines on tambourine or something? She better not have gotten them because "she kept the kids out of Melissa's way while she wrote". Melissa could have afforded a nanny or put the rugrats in daycare if need be.
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Yes Melissa could have afforded but that's not the point. For many couples if you can afford it (and that's a big *if*) and one parent is willing to do it, it's far preferable for a parent to stay home and raise the kids.
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That's cool and all, my mentioning of Tammy staying home was more because the woman is getting half the royalties from Melissa's stuff written during the time they were together. That just seems a bit ridiculous.
This reminds me off all those closet rats that come off with their sob stories on craiglist begging for $ and toys for their little people. It's always a woman leaving an abusive relationship, single parents, medical expenses, and then each year there is a new story to be heard. Christmas comes the same day every year. I grew up really really dirt poor. I was lucky to have more than 2 outfits for school all the way through high school *which was less than 10 years ago* yet my parents always found a way to give something. You know why? Because they saved a few dollars every month so that 5 children would have something. Usually it was practical gifts like socks and stuff but there was never a christmas forgotten. Even families on welfare could save a few $'s or collect bottles to get some money for their children yet they waste their time begging for things.
There are also thousands of charities that do presents for children. People work the system.. but that's another story
While I feel for most people who don't get support that is ordered the other side of me is appalled. Am i to believe that after $23,000 and royalties a month that she is living paycheck to paycheck. Those kids are school aged. Get a job tammy.
Maybe it's because I know two separate families of divorce with deadbeat fathers that I see a different view of this. In both cases the fathers are quite well off and enjoyed every minute of having a stay at home wife taking care of EVERYTHING while they were afforded the ability to do whatever the hell they wanted every single day. All of sudden, the kids that were his world pre-marriage, are viewed as a voluntary expenses. An agreement is an agreement - Melissa needs to pay up.
Did someone say there are donuts?
*reaches for a Boston Cream*
Hey, pass that box of dicks around!
I used to be a child support enforcement officer, I have a feeling there is more to this story than what we're hearing. First, in this day and age, you don't get checks in the mail it's direct deposit. Wouldn't surprise me if Tammy closed the account the checks were going to and neglected to notify Melissa or the Division of Child Support of the new account. Some people like to screw things up just so they can whine.
Tammy Wynn might be a fucking nut job but I cannot stand Melissa Etheridge who insisted on her right to be married until the bitch didn't want to Tammy Sue anymore and then she said she wasn't!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Ok..Tammy is fuck nuts but I will say this in her defense: Cost of living is probably sky high where she lives, because the kids are used to a certain "standard of living". Courts are big on maintaining the kids' current lifestyle. 23K isn't going to stretch far in a swanky ass part of Southern Cali.
How old are the kids? If they still need child care, it might not be worth it for her to even have a job. I have 2 kids & I don't work, because it was taking my entire paycheck to pay for babysitters & day care. I had about $30 left over each week. For $30 I'd rather stay home with my kids.
U mean to tell me that the ex-wife is getting $23,000 per month + royalties and not banking any of that money or hasn't bought gifts on sale since summer?!
I'd say she's one dumb person and I don't have much sympathy for her if she can't save and economize for situations like "the check is in the mail--wink, wink"! There are those of us, without any income, and stretching our savings until we can land a job!
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I'm all for making sure deadbeats pay up (*sideyes Daddy*) but why doesn't Tammy have a fucking job, porn tape, or something? And why does she get half of all the royalties to songs Melissa wrote? Did Tammy write the harmony lines on tambourine or something? She better not have gotten them because "she kept the kids out of Melissa's way while she wrote". Melissa could have afforded a nanny or put the rugrats in daycare if need be.
Why is this bitch depending solely on Melissa to support their kids? She's a parent too, and therefore half responsible.Get a job, and no writing whiney shitty ass poetry isn't a job, bitch. Fucking golddiggers.
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This person should not have any kids around her depressing self loathing ass! Be professional and get a lawyer to deal with this,bitch...my god!
This person should not have any kids around her depressing self loathing ass! Be professional and get a lawyer to deal with this,bitch...my god!
If this crap keeps up, Melissa will have to come out as a Republican.
Melissa is not blameless, but Tammy is such a classless bitch it hurts because her public whining does her kids no favors.
So the cow isn't getting her monthly check. Get a job like everyone else has too cunt & stop playing the #Getmoneybitch goldigging card. Flip a burger for fucks sake or write a tell all. But shut the fuck up whinging because you think your shit don't stink and you are above actually working for a living like the rest of us plebs.
Was Whiney born a Duff by any chance? Because she looks so much like Hillary and Who?
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:49pm.
So, Tammy *makes* more in 3 months doing NOTHING than my hubby does when he is deployed to Afghanistan and she's woe-is-me-ing?!?!?
Today I am Princess Beatabitch from the Tribe SlapAHo.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Right??
I remember when my hubby made 23k a YEAR, and we had 3 little ones.
but know what? they had a roof over their heads, a fully belly AND Christmas gifts under the tree.
This is poster child first world problems here. It's hard to believe this shit is real.
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Tammy, you have monthly payments PLUS 50% royalties of her fruitful years, how is that not enough? Forget this slut-mermaid, get on another poon pronto, and open up a trust fund for the kids! Oh, and your rhymes suck, I'd quit you too.
All the resident poets and songwriters on here, too funny for words. :D
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:52pm.
Right..... because Tammy Lynn doesn't have two pennies to rub together, is living off welfare and clothing her kids in rags. Give me a break.
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Honestly, Tammy needs to go back to work... Get to work, girl! Stop depending on your man to get your shit!!!
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fuck marriage
Never took Melissa to be a deadbeat parent. She can afford this FFS. Sads. If this is what a judge ordered Melissa to pay, then this "go get a job Tammy" stuff is irrelevant. Obviously, at some point in time Melissa legally agreed to not be a reliable parent and pay Tammy to do so.
Wow, if Rojo and Cynthia go through a messy one, don't tell us MK. Remember Rosie and her spouse had a feud going and that "pregnant man" and "his wife"? Did you see that video (LOL I probably did here, right??). The one stomping on the laptop and throwing it in the pool.
While I have my own personal opinion about same-sex marriage, I can say that watching the train-wreck that is the Etheridge/Michael's divorce and custody battle should prove to people that gay folks should be allowed to marry. This proves that marriage is marriage, no matter who gets married. In the end, everyone gets bitter. *LOL*
Because regardless of who you screw or marry, eventually you will hate them enough to write poems about them, calling them out to the whole world.
Gay or straight, women will fuck you up when they are pissed off! *LOL*
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
"By the way, every time I pick up the phone I long to hear the beautiful words, "I have your new dicks on my kitchen counter." Fuck granite, I want new dicks for a kitchen countertop." - Michael K.
Still one of M.K.'s greatest hits!!
"All I want for Christmas is Your New Dicks"
Ha ha ah this post, these comments! Ho Ho Ho!!!
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LOL.thank you all for the laughs!!!