The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 20th!

December 21, 2012 / Posted by:

This photo came from my blog I Do Things So You Don’t Have To.

Here, I (JD) am demonstrating why a cucumber is better than a man. Yes, it was the 80s, yes, I was a drunk and stupid 21-year-old.

But to hell with that. I’M ON D-LISTED! – JD at I Do Things

Runners-up:

Poor Kirstie Alley even has to get vegetables drunk first. – Sweetas

The cast of “Veggie Tales” was hit hard by the recession and have been resorting to shooting porn. – Orangina

Miss Vlasic was stripped of her title after this photo surfaced. – magusxxx

via Tosh.0

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