Like Watching Your Drunk Auntie Sing Karaoke At The Family Christmas Party
On part 1 of The X-Falcor (Freudian slip and it stays) finale last night, 13-year-old Carly Rose Sonicare (or however you spell her name) sang "How Do I Live?" (aka the song that Eddie Cibrian sings to the Black AMEX LeAnn gave him) with LeAnn Rimes and it must've taken all the will-power she had to not stop in the middle of the song to say, "Go home, Falcor, you're drunk!"
LeAnn was a stumbling, wobbling, wailing disaster from start to finish and the only things missing from her act were a martini and a Parliament dangling out of her mouth. Bitch looked, acted and sounded like a pilled-up albino monkey getting shocked on electrical fence. America should give the frazzled broom the $5 million prize money, because bitch gave the performance of the night! This is Christmas and entertainment to me. Christmas IS some drunk mess paralyzing the children with fear by yodeling out a karaoke song. I just wish there was a Christmas tree in the background for LeAnn to fall on.
Sorry, Carly Rose Sonicare, you were just upstaged by one of the Wayans Brothers in his White Chicks drag.
Here's some pictures from last night's X-Factor show. In order: a Falcor doll made out of hay and white pantyhose, a constipated Brit Brit with Carly Rose, a drunken Ewok with JWoww, Demi Lovato and Khloe Kardashian giving us some Valley of the Chewbaccas glamour.
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I need you like water like breath like rain, one of the lyrics of song's of Leann Rimes and one of the favorite singer of dr. hauschka he always sing the song while he work on gojibær.
Hi everyone, I've been lurking here for a while but this is my first post! Thanks for the escapism all day! Just want to say I agree with christine the hoff and Topanga - neither of these gals can sing! I was never a fan of Falcor but she used to have a great voice, here she sucked. I'm pretty tone deaf but I thought the 13 year old wasn't anything special, think our culture is getting too accepting of mediocrity. Also, can't hate on Khloe, not only is she the Kartrashian I detest the least, I have to say she does look cute in that outfit, though it's not my style.
Those lavender pleather pants are nothing short of tragic.
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#drunkmess
I agree that she wasn't drunk, they just didn't seem that rehearsed. Leanne's eye makeup did her no favors though, in the looking messed up department. Although I do like her dress and boots.
Also, I was considering bangs until I saw these pictures of Britney. Horrific.
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SHE.WAS.DRUNK. End of story. Most obvious thing ever. Stevie Wonder could see it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can't stand Leann, but she is a good singer. Carly is meh; nothing spectacular. Leann's 13 yr old self would have blown her away.
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Oh Leanne, Christina told you to perform and then go get fucked up. Not get fucked up and then perform. Take notes next time since your memory is shit.
By the by, while Christina seems to not care for restraint, she does exercise control while doing all of those runs. I don't have that much of a problem with melisma, as it has a place in some genres, but if you are going to do it, don't be sloppy (*side-eye to Leanne and most of the contestants on these types of shows).
Falcor sounded completely flat, but at least she was singing and not tweeting. Carly's sweet. No shade.
What a ridonkulous group in the thumbs. blech all around.
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Submitted by Classof1997 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:32pm.
Ok, I'm not a fan of LeAnne (I used to be, before she went crazy and turned into Brandi Glanville), but I'm not seeing/hearing the slurring and stumbling? I think LeAnne has a great voice and she CAN sing, but I can't with her anymore because of obvious reasons. But I truly don't see what's that bad about this performance? Sure, she's overdoing it, but all of these famewhores sing like that.
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I agree -- I didn't think that it was *that* bad and I didn't hear Leann slurring, at least not when she was singing. She was over the top and silly when talking after the song. It was just all the usual screeching and warbling and torturing every note as most pop stars do. I thought they sounded unrehearsed. Leann used to have a very pure, powerful voice though and that seems to have evaporated.
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How can I drink without youuuuuuuu? I wanna know...4 martini's later and I cannot drivvvveeee...ok just one more drink, just one more drink...
LeAnn's voice is ok, but not what it used to be. The problem was that they probably didn't practice very much beforehand, so they were out of harmony.
Submitted by Tibbybluestocking on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:12pm.
They really are all over the place aren't they. I'm starting to wonder if ANY of these people can sing live?
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Leann, like Xtina, used to be able to sing...but they boozed it away
Ok, I'm not a fan of LeAnne (I used to be, before she went crazy and turned into Brandi Glanville), but I'm not seeing/hearing the slurring and stumbling? I think LeAnne has a great voice and she CAN sing, but I can't with her anymore because of obvious reasons. But I truly don't see what's that bad about this performance? Sure, she's overdoing it, but all of these famewhores sing like that.
Submitted by Tibbybluestocking on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:12pm.
They really are all over the place aren't they. I'm starting to wonder if ANY of these people can sing live?
The other thing I HATE is over singing, you don't need to take every whole note and run the scale on it like vocal gymnast.
Just sing the fucking note thank you very much.
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^^^^^^^^Listen to Sandy Denny. She's a great example of a pure, natural singer. No acrobatics, no professional tricks just good, honest, old fashioned singing.
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I don't know a lot of her music but her vocals on Zepplin's Battle of Evermore was awesome.
I've listen to a bit of Fairport Convention just because of the Zep tie but I'll have to put it on my long list of bands or people to listen and give he a good listen.
Forgot to add that Leann didn't sound that bad.
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They really are all over the place aren't they. I'm starting to wonder if ANY of these people can sing live?
The other thing I HATE is over singing, you don't need to take every whole note and run the scale on it like vocal gymnast.
Just sing the fucking note thank you very much.
^^^^^^^^Listen to Sandy Denny. She's a great example of a pure, natural singer. No acrobatics, no professional tricks just good, honest, old fashioned singing.
Poor f****ed-in-the-head Britney. She'll never be what she was, will she? I don't see this ending well at all
I didn't think the little girl sounded all that good. Together they sounded terrible.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Omg Britney's bangs :( and Leann sounds like a cracked out Christina Aguilera. What a shitshow.
I thought she sounded pretty good. I love Leanne's voice.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:14pm.
Re: Moving to Edmonton-- lmao!@ Classic!! The Ashlee Simpson, Beckhams and JLo and Skeletor esp cracked me up. So true!
And whoever said Britney should go back to Kentwood-- THIS. This poor girl, with her mental issues, needs to be away from LA and the spotlight and the pressure. She's obviously on tons of meds, bc she can barely form thoughts, much less articulate them into plausible words, she can't spit out her gum, or even do her hair and makeup. Who is taking care of this child? She reminds me of Michael Jackson--everyone in her life just wants something from her and she clearly doesn't have the tools to know who to trust. Let her go home and do NOTHING for awhile. She doesn't need the money! This is just fucking sad to watch-- and I was never a Britney fan.
Not surprised about LeAnne. Way to steal a child's thunder, right? But that is the way of a narcissist as we all know.
I have to say this - why the hell were Snooki and JCoww there? If I were Snooki, I'd tell that JCoww to figure out her future on her own and stop hanging on to my coattails. Snooki is the breakout star of Jersey Shore (my god I can't believe that...BUT...) why do they try to pass these two off like a package deal? ala "Laverne and Shirley" I would resent the hell out of that! JCoww is your run of the mill over inflated stripper slut you can find in any Metropolis in this country. Very ordinary, very unoriginal and very BORING. JCoww, honey get to the dentist, fix those fug teeth and WHITEN them. or quit smoking better yet. skank
LeAnne Rhimes is a washed up has been. It's official.
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Well shit! LeAnn used to have a pretty amazing voice, no more. She sounded horrible! And looked like a coked out Whitney trying to perform.
Sad.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 1:39pm.
You know your event is a trainwreck of epic proportions if Khloe Kardashian is far and away the best looking of everyone there.
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ROFLMAO!! I'm not as much of a Khloe hater as some of y'all but damn, that was funny.
Leann is a dumb bitch but she still sang better than that little girl... Sonicare, seriously? Ugh
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:31pm.
I love how I have Juggalo saved on my phone #dlisterproblems
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:28pm.
LMAO!! I like the idea of Eddie being a closet Insane Clown Posse fan.
Shitney, PLEASE STOP with the heavy black eyeliner!! Keep what pretty you have left on the simpler side. It'll suit you better.
And the thumbs of Demi-- at first I thought it was a fatter Penelope Cruz, and then I realized she wouldn't be caught dead at a show like this.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:38pm.
Doesn't gold digga with a peen...omg it's gigolo isn't it lol.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
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She really should consider doing a duet with Yoko. The world would go deaf en masse.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
So Falcor and her attorney are on TMZ blaming the 13 yr old for not being able to sing the song and Leann was "helping" her by drunkenly falling all over the stage and yodeling over the kid. Pathetic.
I think Carly has a beautiful voice and is very poised on stage, this duet may have killed her chances thanks to Falcor.
Here is the backstory on the mom and daughter getting sued by Falcor after she stalked their private twitter account, called them up and cursed them out for not liking her, and now is suing them.
http://www.gofundme.com/HelptheSmileys
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:08pm.
Wait, TMZ says LeAnn claimed she changed the way she sang the song to help Carly Rose.
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JFC, that was truly horrible. Even off-key in places! Just sing the fucking song the way it was written, IN KEY, and let your natural voice shine through. Nobody wants to listen to this shit. The little girl sang it better than LeAnn. And judging by all of the grimacing, it must be very physically difficult to sing so badly. Jeebus, I was under the impression that LeAnn can sing. Boy, was I wrong. Now she has no reason for living besides antagonizing her cheater husband's ex-wife and being an annoying fame whore. Pitiful.
Wait, TMZ says LeAnn claimed she changed the way she sang the song to help Carly Rose.
"LeAnn says she was in no way impaired, and any awkwardness was because "I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song."
LeAnn believes Carly Rose Sonenclar was very nervous and had difficulty with some of the notes and she was doing her best to help her get through it."
I'm sorry, I don't think the girl was having any trouble at all. What a load.
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Agreed - I thought Demi and Leanne were outshone by the little uns.
Lee anne wotzerface fucked up her own song.
I remember when she came out with that song and it was fucking amazing...
Just shows what a diet of douche dick,adderall,valium and puking will do for you.....
Britney's been lobotomized and actually its not even fucking funny any more...shes just put out to work to make her family and all the rest money.
Demi whatsherface seriously looks like the type who would cut a bitch for an 8 ball... hold on-think she already has-right?
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Demi Lovato looks like a DeVry graduate. She is just so.....common. How the hell is she in show business?!? She must have sucked off a lot of execs at the House of Mouse.
A perfect example of someone not out-shining someone in a duet is Frank & Nancy Sinatra's recording of "Somethin' Stupid." While Frank is clearly the way outstanding singer, he reels it in to let Nancy shine. It's a really beautiful recording between a father & a daughter, which some people have unfortunately referred to as "the incest song."
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Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:05pm.
This dumbass-so many people would kill to have her voice, and she's throwing it all down the toilet for a juggalo and the kind of attention that should be beneath her.
Um...what? Eddie is a juggalo?? LMAO
Goddamn, all these fuckin' talent shows are the same. Do they ever sing any different songs?
Awful chemistry between these two, by the way.
I am 100% fluent in drunkanese and I cannot understand WTF LeAnne is singing.
IMHO-- the lyrics are pretty basic, so I was(n't?) surprised that LeAnn sounded like a damn mess. How do you screw up those words?
And poo on her for singing over the poor kid-- it was HER night to shine. Stop trying to make it all about you LeAnn. This is why people hate you!
That being said, that Sonicare kid has a great voice for her age. Just some advice: STEP AWAY FROM THE LEANN. Do NOT go that route and you'll be fine.
Drunk or high - trust me, I grew up around it. This is not going to end well. =(
>shouldn't you be able to understand WORDS in a SONG being SUNG TO YOU?
>It seems like she forgets the words a couple of times.
>Good job, LeAnn, showing up a 13 year old in 'her moment'...not bring your sloppy self to the table.
>this washed-up prune needs to go dry her ass out.
Love MK's post and all the Falcor comments. It's all true and more. Rumor is that Falcor is addicted to different drugs including adderall and Tequila in addition to an eating disorder (popping laxatives like candy), that's the reason for the recent rehab stay. She is also suing a mother of four and her daughter after calling them up to bitch them out for not liking her on Twitter. She sends several legal letters a week threatening lawsuits to various people on Twitter and gossip blogs who call her out on her awful behavior, drunk singing, cancelled concerts and Eddie's cheating. Move over Brit Brit, there's a new crazy former child star in town. LOL loved it when Britney said: "That was shockingly good!" She was as surprised as we were Falcor clip clopped through the song without keeling over.
Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:05pm.
I really wish Brit would just move back to Kentwood and be by family and just chill. This lifestyle is doing nothing for her mental health.
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...Agreed...Poor Brit...
...and as she enters her 30s, she's starting to ever so slightly resemble the way she'd look if she moved to Edmonton...
http://www.slideshare.net/HockeyGrinch/edmonton
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goddamn...brit brit's face is so...MUCH...
everyone else here can go away...
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LOL from TMZ:
One mystery remains -- we found out LeAnn made a plate of food backstage and spilled it everywhere. Stein told us he didn't know anything about that, but LeAnn insists she was stone cold sober.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2FcSl3YAP
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Pretty sorry group of females when Snooki is the most attractive one