The “open” sign is back on the front door of Camilla Belle’s Bearding Services, because she has stopped dating the virgin quarterback who regularly Facetimes with Jesus on his iPhone. Who knew that a devout Christian with his cherry firmly intact couldn’t make it work with a ho who Taylor Swift says is a master at mattress acrobats (read: the squinty bitch called her a slut).
Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle started dating a couple of months ago and they were seen holding hands and doing kissing stuff at a bowling alley in Florida. They must’ve had one of those short-term contracts, because a source tells UsWeekly that it’s over. I guess Camilla just didn’t have a servant’s heart, which is what Tim Tebow wants in a wife. He said this to Vogue a while ago:
“I’ve been blessed to have an amazing mom and two amazing sisters — so they set a very high standard. Obviously looks play a big part. Being attracted to someone plays a big part, but there’s also so much more than that for me. It’s about finding someone sweet and kind — and that has a servant’s heart.”
I’m actually surprised over this highly important news. Tim Tebow isn’t going to let his peen kiss on a vagina until he’s married and Camilla Belle was with a Jonas brother during his purity cock ring days, so she knows how it goes. Bitch probably quit Tim Tebow, because she got sick of doing butt sex all the time (side note: anybody who gets sick of butt sex is no friend of mine). Virgins LOVE butt sex.