Open Post: Hosted By Another One Of Madonna's Classic Bitch Moments
Madonna is never the one, but she really wasn't the one during soundcheck for her show in Santiago, Chile yesterday. It was raining, Madge wasn't feeling well and some of the audience members watching her soundcheck refused to stop smoking. How can Madge sing with that nasty cigarette smoke wafting up into her throat? And I bet those whores were smoking dried hydrangeas petals.
It's known that Madge only sounds like cold shit when there's cigarette smoke around and when there isn't, she sounds like an angelic nightingale who inherited Karen Carpenter's crystal clear voice. The bitches in the audience have no respect for Madge's natural gift and so she slapped the fags out of their mouth with this rant:
"Someone's smoking right now. No smoking. If you're gonna smoke cigarettes, I'm not doing a show. You don't care about me, I don't care about you. I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke. Entiendes? If you love me then don't smoke. No smoking! You're looking right at me while you're smoking cigarettes. Like I'm a fucking idiot."
As Madge stomped away, she made a mental note to one day get revenge on those smoking bitches by fucking all their first borns. You should also make this mental note: If you want Madonna to stop singing, pull out a Marlboro. The more you know.
And I love that she said, "Entiendes?"
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I guess that was all necessary. I hope the fans know that being told Madonna doesn't care about you by Madonna herself is an honor. "If you don't care about me I don't care about you." The thing is she isn't going to "care about you" whether you put out your cigarette or not so if that is the reason you paid your money you probably should go home and smoke.
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gosh what a twat. If you love me ... ugh. She's outdoors for god's sake.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 3:49am.
"If you want Madonna to stop singing, pull out a Marlboro."
I'll TAKE UP smoking just to get her away from me. And also hang hydrangeas around my neck to repel her bloodsucking evil.
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I'm with ya, Lucifer!
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
I'm just catching up with posts.
Is Madonna a bitch or what? Considering she was (and maybe still is) a chain smoker for YEARS, her hypocrisy obviously knows no boundaries.
Honestly, I can't stand her anymore. Really can't.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
"If you want Madonna to stop singing, pull out a Marlboro."
I'll TAKE UP smoking just to get her away from me. And also hang hydrangeas around my neck to repel her bloodsucking evil.
Brian Cox did a great documentary on the history of tobacco addiction through the centuries. It's on BBC iPlayer for those of you in the UK.
Madge's natural gifts seem to be few and her voice is not one of them. A little more smoke might give her already "thin" voice a little more character.
Ahhh never a dull moment with Madonna.
Jersey Strong
GG, *mouf water faps* AAAAHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH *faints*
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WR, she brought this rasberry and chocolate tarte last year that was fap worthy!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, let's get to the tasty stuff, you said your sis was a pastry chef. Please bring delicious treats to the threads from here until Christmas, pretty please with a cherry on top? ;p
All kidding aside, good to hear you're better. You sounded iffy there for a bit.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:44pm.
heh, if they'll have me. :)
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Aw gee. You can go on wax dates at the spa and then talk about her love for Justin Bieber.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:44pm.
heh, if they'll have me. :)
WR, as the mom in this family I have no choice but to keep on going! What would my kids do with out their snacks.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:35pm.
I did say women (as opposed to girls). 20-27 or so.
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At our age you go for 20 year olds???
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:31pm.
Those kids clearly need to stay in school and learn about time zones. It's been 12/21/12 in Australia for over 12 hours and, unless they haven't broken into "The Nightmare Before Christmas" to tell me about it, things seem to be business as usual down under.
GG, you must be made of something tough. How do you fight all those ebola germs and live? ;P It takes me at least three full days to get back on my feet- and even then I'm the walking dead for two more. +_+ lol
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:35pm.
I did say women (as opposed to girls). 20-27 or so.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:28pm.
Actually, younger women DO dig it.
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Younger women have no brains. Wait. Younger than WHAT?
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Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:31pm.
Smoking is gross and smokers who smoke surrounded by non-smokers without asking first are selfish assholes,
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THIS! YES!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:28pm.
Actually, younger women DO dig it.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:06pm.
Dog, I am keeping my ass at home. I predict that tomorrow will bring out every loony and nutjob out of the wood work. I dont want to get shot up or get caught up in some panic. This 2012 hype is going to cause trouble...hope nobody gets shot.
I caught something on the local news about multiple area schools being on alert tomorrow because some students were said to be planning on carrying firearms due to the end of the world b.s. Now, what's a gun going to do for you if the world's ending?
The world is so full of awful dumbasses that I half wish the world would end. :(
Smoking is gross and smokers who smoke surrounded by non-smokers without asking first are selfish assholes, but Madonna is still the most insufferable, arrogant, self-righteous, vile human being on the planet. I seriously hope she dies soon.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:20pm.
Beard and 'stache, FYI. Not yet, but I'm keeping it very short. I'm debating whether to shave it before my trip.
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Pube Face. Because girls really dig that. Not. Then again, it worked for Justin Timberlake in his NSYNC days. Oh wait. That was pubes on his head. My bad.
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High winds here mean that the trees in Pasadena start falling over.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:20pm.
Beard and 'stache, FYI. Not yet, but I'm keeping it very short. I'm debating whether to shave it before my trip.
Hiya WR, I'm much better thanks. Now I can taste my food...and drink!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:13pm.
GG, we're supposed to get walloped by high winds and rain tomorrow.
Same here. The rain's already started.
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You shave off that cheesy 'stasche yet?
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:13pm.
GG, we're supposed to get walloped by high winds and rain tomorrow.
Same here. The rain's already started.
What up, fuckers?
GG, we're supposed to get walloped by high winds and rain tomorrow.
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VOB, Gandy interns and hockey orderlies, where do I sign up? Next you'll say navy seals and cops are invited too, lol I hope there are no more appointments or tests for the next few weeks... On a positive note, maybe the fam will be pampering you a bit? Team: get it any way you can :)
@GG, does AC glow in the dark? HAHAHAHAHAHAH You feeling any better?
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Dog, I am keeping my ass at home. I predict that tomorrow will bring out every loony and nutjob out of the wood work. I dont want to get shot up or get caught up in some panic. This 2012 hype is going to cause trouble...hope nobody gets shot.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:49pm.
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That's weird, cause I always have the feeling that it's those who are preachy about everything which is pc.
But I had a funny encounter once: Someone was denying my right of way and our windows were next to each other. I asked her what the hell she was thinking, and her teenager daughter yelled at me what I was thinking, she would be late for school. AHAHAHAHAHA. These idiots never realize that they're much quicker (Edit: faster) if they follow the rules - but whatever.
Who's having or going to an End Of the World Party?
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Withy.. Didn't I tell you ? Every intern must pass the David Gandy test... And all orderlies are NHL Hockey players..... ::: they don't have anything to do this week...;)
Oh what else.. The food is flown in from Milan::::passes GG the good stuff bottle and lemonaide ... Oh yeah.. Apparently I'm the best patient Evah!!!! More cowbell ..er IV drip please.. Other than that.. It was:dull...;p
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
GG, did my boss get me something? Not unless he redeems hisself tomorrow!
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Yes, when I used to smoke I admit that every time I smoked and stared at someone I was, in fact, thinking IDIOT!
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That was nice of him Dog.
Good to hear that you're medicated VOB! Can I haz some?
Atomic City...do you glow in the dark? :D Jk.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Well! My boss's boss gave me some Dancing Deer peanut butter brownies and a $50 Visa gift card for Christmas!
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VOB, look at it this way, you are out, you are on medication and you remember nothing. That is heaven right there, if you ask me. Glad to hear you made it out ok. :) Did you have any hot dude candy stripers or sexay orderlies? Come on, get to the good stuff VOB, don't keep it to yourself!
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Withy.. Checking in to tell you I survived my hospital extravaganza and am now back home and highly medicated.. So the roaring wind is pretty cool... They gave me a drug called versed.. So. I don't remember to much .. Then again.. I never do...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Hi SDR!!! Happy holidays to the Spots, humans and animals alike!
Submitted by AtomicCity on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:13pm.
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lol, if the world does not end tomorrow I will be most ticked because I will lose a big bet. Armageddon better strike us down morgens, there I said it. :P
@SDR, hello there!
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Hi A.C.! I hope you're doing well. ☺
Within, it's really no big deal. I literally live in a city called the Atomic City due to it's role in the Manhattan Project and the making of the atomic bomb. The U-235 enriched uranium was developed here for the bomb and the nation's Uranium stockpile is still housed here...so air raids are still a very present sound in these parts.
It does get spooky when the city is dark and quiet except for these spooky ass sirens wailing.
I just wanted to play into the Mayan hype.
UBF - OK. The little germaphobe in me won't allow dead bodies in the food. To channel Sucky; I. WOULD. FREAKIN. DIE!!!
It should be fun. I have no idea what I'm doing so if honey gets stuck to the walls, don't be shocked. ☺
Excuse me. I'm going back to reading:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0470430656
HOwdee all... :)
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Haha, SDR, that is awesome !!! I wasn't too fond of picking dead bees out of grandma's honey , but it was a good time. Bring on the honey !!!