Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren And Judi Dench Can Have A Seat Now That Kim Kardashian Is Here To Take Their Roles

December 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian’s film career has really come full circle. Kim started out in the world of cinema by playing a half-dead seal who gets clubbed by Ray-J’s boomerang dick and now she’s starring opposite Ray-J’s sister in a movie where she plays a wooden mannequin who was brought to life (I’m being generous with “brought to life“) when the Blue Fairy pissed on her. This is the trailer for Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor and it’s about a marriage counselor (duh) who confesses (duh) about having an affair with a rich and possibly evil man, because her boring husband puts her pussy to sleep.

The cast list reads like a game of One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other. It stars Denise from Full House, Vanessa Williams (doing some kind of Caribbean accent), Lance Gross, Brandy, Robbie Jones and Kim Kardashian.

Kim must’ve went to the same acting academy as Bristol Palin, because they both have the emotional range of a warped wooden butt plug. I’ve had interactions with Siri that were more human and natural than the interaction Kim has with Denise from Full House in that trailer. On a positive note, at least we know that Kim can sort of read since she obviously read those lines off of cue cards. And by “cue cards,” I mean penises. They wrote her lines on penises.

And here’s Kim walking around today.

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