Friday, December 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 20th!
This photo came from my blog I Do Things So You Don't Have To.
Here, I (JD) am demonstrating why a cucumber is better than a man. Yes, it was the 80s, yes, I was a drunk and stupid 21-year-old.
But to hell with that. I'M ON D-LISTED! - JD at I Do Things
Runners-up:
Poor Kirstie Alley even has to get vegetables drunk first. - Sweetas
The cast of "Veggie Tales" was hit hard by the recession and have been resorting to shooting porn. - Orangina
Miss Vlasic was stripped of her title after this photo surfaced. - magusxxx
via Tosh.0
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Congratulations winners! JD, little did you know the seminal value of that photo when you first took it! Good job!! Lurve...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Congrats all.
Congrats JD, you lucky hor (in a dlisted sort of way :)). Congrats to others. Funneh!
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
WTF happened to gobbler?? she get sent to banned camp for that shit?!!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Congrats, JD, SWEETAS, Orangina, and magusxxx! Funny, and great for swollen eyes!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Why doesn't that blog have any current posts?
Safe word is, lettuce?
So JD you're in to veggie bondage?
Since I can now safely post without putting MK through the agony of reading my unfunny non caption posts:
JD, I think you look hot in that pic!
Also congrats to the winners.
Submitted by JD at I Do Things on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Orgazmo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:59am.
It was a pickle by the time I was through with it.
Your smelly pussy fermented a vegetable? Shocking.
Whoa JD!! Double congrats on your win AND making the big time! Congrats and lmao Orangina and magusxxx. Thanks MK and my fellow sluts! xoxo
Submitted by JD at I Do Things on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Orgazmo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:59am.
It was a pickle by the time I was through with it.
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Ok, that was pretty hot...
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Orgazmo on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:59am.
It was a pickle by the time I was through with it.
Submitted by JD at I Do Things on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 11:55am.
It's a cucumber you dummy.
JD - you bought your way to the top spot of caption this??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA how fucking lame. A blog that every fucking category begins with "I" (ie - I am awesome, I am hungry(wtf?), I do nude(that sounds ok, I guess), I BUY STUFF - how fucking exciting does that shit sound...
anyway, hows it feel to be in the spotlight, bitch??? like sucky said, you want some attention? pop those tits out...
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Wow, thanks!I didn't include my link in my comment because I didn't want to come across as a pickle seducer AND a whore. Thanks, D-Listed and to anyone who visited my blog. And no, this wasn't a ploy. I was shocked to see that photo of myself from 30 years ago suddenly appear on one of my favorite sites. Happy Not-End-of-the-World Day to all!
and congrats to the winners. I usually skip this thread, but often laugh at smart ass comments. Congrats JD.
Awesome job winners!
Congrats, winners!
Sweetas xoxo
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I get it now. This was a clever paid advertisement by JD, who apparently is a fat, middle-aged nobody trying to start up a blog. I get it.
Thanks for making my caption one of the runner ups, MK! JD, I checked out your site, I just read the article about the firemen fantasy sequence, haha! "Good thing I'm wearing my flattering sweatpants (as Viggo Mortenson carries me out.) 'MY CATS!' I scream before fainting." HAHA!
i don't know about you guys but both times I clicked on the ladies blog, I had a an anti-virus block Malware Virus. Maybe it's just my computer...
JD, I'm glad you're thrilled and not embarassed by an old pic! Well deserved congrats to you and the RU's , especially Sweetas!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick getsr real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Congrats to you funny buggers.
And to TexanDoc whose CT was high-larious.
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Congrats, JD!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
JD can you show tits for the next caption this, that would be really great thanks
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
JD you must be a trillion years old
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
JD: Just own it!
I don't get it.
After the Kevin Clash scandal, Sesame Street cashes in on the mommy porn market with their latest toy the "Pickle Me Elmo"
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I love him because he can stay hard for a week and never makes me register for a hotel room as Mrs. Cucumber.
"Sure, he's short, dull and unemployed, but when you're done with him you can chop him into little pieces and eat him"....Jeffrey Dahmer's mother unwittingly inspired his grisly career.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Mama Pimp Kris' idea of a good time, circa 1972. She really was a good time girl!
Squatter is as squatter does.
Banana: "Smile!"
It's Tom Cruise and his lovely 4th wife.
You already know that the cuke doesn't care.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
When her husband found the incriminating photos, he knew for sure that he'd been cuc-olded.
The shit became even more real when Camilla Belle viewed Tim Tebow's mother's old photo album and learned how he was conceived.
Love,
Mabel
Sheila, she's a funny lady, but word of advice: Avoid her homemade pickle relish!
That wasnt bleu cheese......
The cucumber ended up to drunk and shriveled down to a pickle.
Why after a festive night, passenger-side hair bags are a good idea.
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Mom?
(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)
Myra's one slutty cuke-sucker.
Look at how women had to cope in a world without batteries!
Right when Kevin Clash's scandal broke, "pickle me Elmo" was born.
Bertha's getting pickled in more ways than one.
Ruth is so unlucky in love that she even has to get her cucumbers drunk before they'll do her.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
Add a quick spritz of J'Alone and 1985 Aniston is ready for a big evening with another potential soulmate.