Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Had A Lot Of Desserts At Their Wedding
Blake Lively is the daughter Martha Stewart never had (Note: That one who told us that she pisses with the door open doesn't count.) and so, of course, the details of her wedding with Ryan Reynolds in Charleston, SC are in the Winter issue of Martha Stewart Weddins'. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are extremely private non-famewhores and they'd never sell pictures of their intimate moments together, so the only picture of them in the magazine is the Instragrammy one of them holding hands. Shit looks like a newspaper ad for Kay Jewelers.
Blake and Ryan didn't want any pictures of their asses published (because she's saving those for when she needs to pass them out on the ho stroll to extend her relevancy), so the magazine just has pictures of their flowers, decorations and delicious food stuff. Martha and her team of glue gun-holding, frosting bag-wielding slaves created a wedding that looked like a snowballing session between Etsy and Pinterest.
What I'm getting from this is that up-close pictures of S'mores bars and lemon tarts are way more interesting than pictures of Ryan and Blake's married faces. Seems about right!
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This is the stuff I'm actually interested in. I don't give a rat's ass about who attended or what they said in the ceremony, but the flowers & food are fascinating for me.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
Yes very nice, good variety and a very awesome looking CAKE...not like Natalie Portmans shitty ass cakeless wedding.
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Who cares, but those goodies look Fucken delicious, nomnomnom! Yum, gimme gimme gimme. ;P
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Meh. I can't hate on these two. I respect the fact that they didn't pull a Justin and Jessica and whore out to People. And I think the details were beautiful. Her bouquet was georgous. I love the dusty rose palette.
As actors I don't mind him. He's more suited for the smartass type roles though. She seriously sucks. I can't watch her in anything. She ruined The Town for me.
http://izismile.com/2009/10/07/stars_before_and_after_plastic_surgery_47...
http://plasticsurgerystar.com/scarlett-johansson-plastic-surgery-for-nos...
Scarjo is not all natural even though she looks piggish and her eyes look in different directions
Also, I like Blake. Serena on Gossip Girl is insufferable but I thought Blake was pretty darn charming in Accepted and actually quite good in The Town. Also my first roommate in LA grew up next to Blake and they were friends when they were little kids (like 4-8) and she said the Lively's were always nice people and good neighbors.
I think this is actually a clever and classy move. Celebrities have to make an exclusivity deal with one publication in order to prevent all the others from trying to publish pictures of their wedding. They went with an actual wedding magazine and didn't give them pictures of the ceremony or the couple, just the decorations and food. Legally US Weekly, People, In Touch can't publish photos of the event and they don't really look like they were selling their wedding for publicity.
She doesn't bother me one bit. Doesn't seem to be an attention whore. I don't know if I've seen her in anything so I can't comment on her acting skills.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I like the empty, cut-out silhouettes of the bride and groom. Really sums up who they are.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:27pm.
Hockey fan, I STILL have pervy dreams about Probie.
Awww, I knew Bob & his brother Norm back in the day.
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Lucky you!
Pervy dreams about Probie, eh? Damn,I would have done him in a hot minute.
I knew John Kordic and Cam Neely in juniors. Kords was the nicest fucking kid you'd ever want to meet in a million years...so sad that he died so young with so many problems. And GG, Cam is the one who should replace Gary Bettmann. At least he knows what the fucking game is about, and he respects the fans. He was a great kid too-- glad to see he's grown up into such a fine man.
Probie and Peter Zezel-- a tag team I would hit. Yum.
guess I'm the only one that doesn't hate her. I think she's gorgeous and doesn't strike me as a total attention-whore. She's not photographed all that much which leads me to think she doesn't call the paps in advance.
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Nah, she doesn't bother me in the least, either. I think she's gorgeous: long & leggy vs. Scarjo's squat self. Sure, she's had plenty of work but I wish Scarjo would do something about her snout; I don't enjoy always looking up her nostrils and wondering if I'm going to see a booger.
Neither is a decent actress. Both have nailed inappropriate partners (ugh: Sean Penn was truly an all-time low for Scarjo) (re Ben: Jennifer Garner can hardly be surprised that Ben's cheating on her considering she got with him when he was engaged to JLo). Neither is bright, although Scarlett pretends with her pseudo-intellectual nonsense and at least Blake seems to realise her own lack of intelligence. I hate hearing either one of them speak: Blake mumbles and Scarlett always sounds like she's gotta blow her nose.
Ryan Reynolds is beady-eyed, always wears mancake (pancake makeup worn by dudes) that's entirely the wrong colour for him and seems desperate to be be settled down (engaged to Alannis, married to Scarjo, quickly rebounding to a wedding with Blake). Mama no likey.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:27pm.
Hockey fan, I STILL have pervy dreams about Probie.
Awww, I knew Bob & his brother Norm back in the day.
The place they got married in is really fucking nice.... in that old southern kind of way.
A coworker of my husband got married there and yeah.. it just made us realize just how poor we actually are :P lol
I guess a lot of celebrities get nose jobs. I didn't realize Kate Moss had a nose job until I saw her Vanity Fair article recently. Winona Ryder had rhinoplasty, too.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:08pm.
Code Red: Blake must have a servants heart
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that would be Tim Tebows. eeek. This douche dates the girls for a few months before marrying them. Not a few months have passed that hus divorce was official he began dating her, and 5 months is remarried. At this rate he'll outdo Liz Taylor.
as for ScarJo, I saw a couple of movies where like Lost in Translation she was supposed to play a listless, bored housewife, in the Island the character didn't need much well, character. I liked her in other films I can't recall the names of, but the acting ranged. I like her mostly from an interview I saw with her. Also she has a great singing tenor voice. She's relatively shy and doesn't pull any attention stunts.
Hockey fan, I STILL have pervy dreams about Probie. And as for Tocchet, my husband gave me a life time pass on him...if I evah get my hands on him... :P
Clark was da man. Nuff said.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:16pm.
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SERENITY NOW!!!
Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:16pm.
Don't tell me she and Affleck weren't bumping uglies. Jennifer Garner sure put a stop to that one. I wonder how she did it.. Prolly threatened to go public. THAT would have been interesting!
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IIRC, Affleck was seen walking around with a black eye and a very grim faced wife around that time. I doubt she'd have gone public and spoiled her perfect family image.
The best part of the wedding day... The reception!
Jersey Strong
I want to slap the shit out of Ryan Reynolds for marrying this calculating piece of mess. Didn't you learn the first time? Most blonde starlets seem to marry for the publicity. In Blake's case, she's also a dick-sucking ho from what I hear. She'll bang any guy that walks for a role. Don't tell me she and Affleck weren't bumping uglies. Jennifer Garner sure put a stop to that one. I wonder how she did it.. Prolly threatened to go public. THAT would have been interesting!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:05pm.
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Hahaha, Frank Costanza comes to mind.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:11pm.
I'm so sorry!
Jesus, at least I could have friends over without worrying about anything.
for poo times????
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:05pm.
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Hahaha, Frank Costanza comes to mind.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:07pm.
Fer christ's sake, I'm still stuck on pissing with the door open.
My English mother would have killed me.
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My Irish mother still pisses with the door open - always in her own house and embarassingly frequently in those of other people. (My husband could tell you some stories.)
It's only since my father retired that we can get her to close it (over, not fully) when she goes number two. I am so frakking jealous of you right now.
I would eat all of those desserts. I would eat the half-eaten ones forgotten on tables.
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't hate her. I think she's gorgeous and doesn't strike me as a total attention-whore. She's not photographed all that much which leads me to think she doesn't call the paps in advance.
Code Red: Blake must have a servants heart
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:05pm.
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I get "grade A dumbass bitcah" vibes off ScarJo. Also, I don't think the curvy, toned figure comes naturally to her. That's not a problem, but she doesn't have the talent or personality to succeed independent of her looks.
Neither does Blake, sure. But Blake seems more calculating.
Fer christ's sake, I'm still stuck on pissing with the door open.
My English mother would have killed me.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 2:35pm.
Is he wearing Sansabelt slacks?
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Ahahaha IG, my first thought was what the hell are those pants? They look like those beige drip-dry polyester pants old geezers wear.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I think Scarlet Jo has a truly nice naturally curvy figure, she's like 5'2 or'3 and 125 lbs. real breasts and an untouched face (I think). To go from that alone to this awkward twig with too large breast implants and other surgeries to make her look presentable is enough.
Bacon, you can come simply because you have the work BACON in your name. But one of my kids did swim so I know ezzackly what you're talking about re: the cap.
GG, I love you even more now! Tocchet was the bomb, even if he did have that lil gambling problem. If you had PROBERT on the back, I'd marry you! lol
If Whamo's jersey says Gilmour, Vaive, Clark, Nylund, Kordic, or Lupul, he's good to go in my book. (I secretly love the Leafs from waaaaay back.)
take away one day of marriage left until they divorce or fuck around on each other for ever dessert that was served
@Hockey
Me too! Me too! I am an expert at shooting pool water between my hands! And then there is my top-secret method of applying a latex swim cap to another swimmer's head. *eyes darting* You place a hor in a pool, scoop up some agua in the cap, and drop that bitch from shoulder level directly on their head. *wiggles eyebrows*
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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 2:50pm.
Blake before & after plastic surgery:
http://splasticsurgery.blogspot.com/2012/09/blake-lively-plastic-surgery...
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Wow, pretty damn obvious work!
It those last two pics it looks like she went from Heidi "Makemegag" Montag to Goopy. Both of which make me shudder.
And she must've gone to Michelle Williams' eye lifter. I hate squinters. (Renee, I'm looking at you.)
submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 2:50pm.
Blake before & after plastic surgery:
http://splasticsurgery.blogspot.com/2012/09/blake-lively-plastic-surgery...
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Thanks.Ouch. and I thought her nose now may need a fix, so I was probably wrong.
I see she's been in quite a few movies too. still, never saw or heard her act in any I saw.
I seriously think that Blake Lively is a LOT older than she claims. Which is 25. *snorts*
My husband and I were watching Justified a while back. He guessed her age at early to mid thirties.
Hockey Fan, the back says TOCCHET. And YES, I will take Whamo as my date (*side eyes Dog and IF*), even if he wears a Leafs jersey.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why bother selling pictures of your wedding if you're going to pretend to be private?
Yes GG, of course you are invited. I won't even get pissed if you wear your LA Kings jersey as long as Gretzky's name isn't on the back. If it is I will have you removed. But you must bring Whamo as your date. :D
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 2:21pm.
How did she go from being a passed around whroe to fucking Susie Homemaker in a matter of months?
She would have been perfect as Tommy Girl's next rent-a-wife!
PS - had a dessert table at my reception and ours was BETTER, lol
*goes back to work*
Blake before & after plastic surgery:
http://splasticsurgery.blogspot.com/2012/09/blake-lively-plastic-surgery...
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
My weakness is dessert, so yeah, I could eat one of each of those yummy lookin things.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
25, I'm guessing a nose job. she's not striking either way.
@PHM:
Yeah, it's a page out of Skankalina's playbook: heroin-addicted, homewrecking whore to world-saving, child-collecting saint in a matter of months.
she had a work done at 20? I wanna see her original face! Link please.
Blake's original face! *snort*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
It looks lovely but I'm also a hot, sick mess right now and hopped up on cold meds.
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