Amber Heard Is Just Not That Into Johnny Depp's Peen
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard started getting naked together either right before or right after his relationship with Vanessa Paradis ended, and there are rumors that shit is getting so serious that they are about to move in together. But Radar says that while Johnny is ready to get monogamous with Amber, she's not really feeling it. Even though current day Johnny Depp looks like a beautiful butch lesbian, he doesn't have a 'gina and that's what Amber really wants.
A source tells Radar that Johnny wants to be with Amber all the time, but she keeps telling him that she only wants his dick part-time and she just can't have a full-on relationship with a dude. The source says Amber is breaking Johnny's greasy lil' heart:
“Johnny and Amber have been having a lot of fun spending time with one another, but Amber keeps telling him she’s not interested in being with him in a monogamous relationship. She says she feels she's too young for him, but the main factor is Amber prefers dating women over men and has no interest in committing to a guy -- even if he is Johnny Depp! Amber is a free spirit when it comes to love, and refuses to label herself as gay, or even bi-sexual, but it's a fact that she is more attracted to women than men and the most meaningful relationships she has had to date have been with same sex partners."
What a cruel, Depp-eating she-devil that Amber Heard is. Johnny is already humiliating himself by dressing like an old west english teacher who works in the mornings as a newsboy, and she's humiliating him even more by toying with his innocent heart! Did I ever tell you that you're my hero, Amber Heard?
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
I am no Lez, but dayum this Amber bitch is FUGLY! I am sorry but there is NOT one facial feature that is unique/alluring/beautiful...NOTHING about this bitch
And Johnny...well he took a mid-life crisis and made it a mid-life catastrophe, he is in the deep end honey, bye Johnny thanks for playing.
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Don't start none and they'll be none.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 8:41am.
I agree Luci Lu. She reminds me of Tammy Lyn and Rachel McAdams and a lot of the ones on TV, but she's sexy, so she be speshul, pfft.
And I love how there are so many copies of this look, but we can only have one copy of others.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Sexually free ingenue =
Yes, I'll hump you on your couch, Harvey. Call me pleease!
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
1990s Johnny Depp, yes. But have you seen Amber's ex girlfriend? http://movies.ndtv.com/movie_story.aspx?Section=Movies&ID=237014&subcatg...
I can see why she's more into women. HOT!
People who are sexually "free spirits" make me eye roll big time.
GET AWAY FROM MY MAN LESBIAN!
to"Submitted by ethang on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:55pm"
becauseeeee JD has been a pirate,a gangstger, a writer, a cop, a hairdresser(EScissorhands), animated charac
ters,the Mad Hatter, Willy Wonka, Ichabod Crane, and a Cry-Baby! :)
Submitted by ethang on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:55pm.
Ladies, this is one guy's appeal that I never got. He's short, lacks muscle tone and always looks unkempt. What am I not seeing?
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hmmmm…
1.Hollywood connections to skyrocket your career.
2.Enough money to buy the best health care, to dine in the greatest restaurants, resides in some fabulous mansions, visits the most beautiful places on this earth and beyond and generally having a lovely life.
3.He is NOT Sean Penn, Chris Brown, John Travolta, Tom Cruise.
What more do rising starlets need?
She is so hot.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
the scarf on JD is misleading, the rest is a mess; she's wearing her sheets suhlut! ;>
{hope he recovers from his pre-mid life crisis soon =\ )
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"Have you met Howard?"
Amber Heard is gorgeous - why limit herself to a stinky old man? Johnny - you were hot once, can you remember back that far?
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 4:03am.
Yeah...I'd go with "free spirit" on this one.
I'll go with "whatever sexuality will get my name in the press and set me aside from the 756,847,068 other generic blonde actresses out there."
He is a huge wine drinker who is highly superstitious, very gracious and kind and adores his daughter.
Unfortunately he is also surrounded by hangers-on that play up to him in the most embarrassing way
Don't marry a lesbian...oh wait she doesn't want to be categorized. She's a same sexer but likes opposite sex sometimes but "loves" more women than men-er.
Yeah...I'd go with "free spirit" on this one.
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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:08am.
Lol YES.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
She is the definition of interchangeable. Could not identify her in a line up of basic blondes with zero personality.
. wrong thread.
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:48am.
she reminds me of kristen stewart with a bleach job.
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She reminds me of Alicia Keys with a total bleach job, skin and hair.
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Lalamaria, that's good to hear. Off for a few days so I'm laughin'. You too?
Also not enjoying Depp's high fashion of late (aka ever since fear and loathing).
"dressing like an old west english teacher who works in the mornings as a newsboy" - lmao MK.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:47am.
Lol Mel. You're on quite a snark roll tonight.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Depp looks like he wears clothes that don't quite fit.
Plus, I wouldn't be able to have sex with someone who starred as Willy Wonka and the Mad Hatter wearing white makeup on their face. Dude sold out.
I'm good Withy and u?? Depp is nooooooo Mads Mikkelsen not even close
Mmmmmm sweet dreams for us:)!
Nite Twatty!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
she reminds me of kristen stewart with a bleach job.
These two are creepy and disgusting. Like two huge vats of grease.
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Depp's a good character actor, but don't understand the sex appeal. He always looks like he reeks of patchouli & skunk weed. Amen to the divorce drama...I only have 1 step child & 1 ex wife to deal with & that's more than enough.
Cashew -- normally I hate mustaches, but his is one I'd make an exception for! I wonder if he charge 5 cents a ride -- tee-hee!!!
I'm going to bed -- goodnight, loves! I'll be dreaming of Sam Elliott & his stachey-poo!
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"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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Poor Johnny Depp; always seems like a lost soul in search of an identity, a fashion style and a bath.
Louise, Kikichanel, Cashew, yes to McGregor and McAvoy.
@Twatty, Sam Elliot was fine in The Big Lebowski. Nice voice too.
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MK this post is fucking excellent. I love you.
Submitted by ethang on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:55pm.
Ladies, this is one guy's appeal that I never got. He's short, lacks muscle tone and always looks unkempt. What am I not seeing?
Is he short? I thought he was like 5'10" (I am betting Amber Heard is wearing heels in that photo). I am 5'9" and I don't view 5'10" as "short".
Twatty,
I can't. It's all making me LOL. I think it's the stache.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
lesbians everywhere a breathing a huge sigh of relief
Cashew -- I forget you're a youngin, but here's vintage Sam Elliott from the movie "Mask" -- enjoy!
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=sam+elliott&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&biw=1239&bih...
A__________Z -- ITA with you about Sam!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
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louise,
Agreed. And James McAvoy:
http://content7.flixster.com/rtactor/40/87/40873_pro.jpg
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:39pm.
I haven't, but I will look into it. I just love him.
I do think he's a talented actor with a wide acting range.
She doesn't want a monogamous relationship with him lol, so basically she'd like to keep being his gold digger and date whoever she wants. money doesn't work like that.
I wonder how long it takes him to get these ridiculous outfits he wears together. And he's wearing more foundation than she is.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Hmmmm...I dont know if it makes me a hoor, but I would say yes to all the mens you guys have mentioned. And. I. do. not. care. ;D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't know if this is true, but I heard he's a functional heroin and/or other drug addict, like many others are or can be. I suspect Jolie to have been one and may still be. It wouldn't surprise me by the looks of him. I guess some can be functional while others not so much. Most not so much (Spears, Lohan, Rimes, and a slew of others living and dead). Anyway, karma it catches up to you one way or another, sooner or later. I knew (more an acquaintance) one lady who was a daily morning to dark hard alcoholic (pure vodka. doesn't smell on you). She went to work, was functional and the only way you could tell she was drunk was that she would talk a little louder. All was well until one to day to the next she died of liver cancer. She was two days in the hospital and was a goner before a friend had the chance to make it to see her. Hardened liver. No one expected it, not even her, until it hit her and it was over from one day to the next.
Ooooooohhh, Sam Elliot. He does have The Voice. He could tell me to do naughty things for ever and ever. And I would do them.
Lmao Twatty,
Bad choice of a page for Sam Elliott. All I see is an old hobo in need of a razor and some food!
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Meh. She is hot, though.
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Thanks Bambam, now I want to watch some svu.
Cashew- ooo....you are right. Another one I love that we don't talk enough about Ewan McGregor.
http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/Ewan-McGregor.jpeg
Love him. Have you seen 'the long way down', which is a documentary with him? He is sooo adorable. Loved him in pretty much everything.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Yeah I don't get the Depp thing either. Maybe when he was younger, but this is a hot mess.
Ooh Hoffy,
Chris Cornell *faints*..hey, you know who we don't talk about enough around here? Clive Owen:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8O60n8y4Ljw/TZ348nHpCaI/AAAAAAAAA5g/pGAiQ-wKZg...
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes