Yes, It's Finally Come To This
We knew this day would finally come and it's finally here. Just in time for the end of the world. I've covered every inch of Lindsay Lohan and now I'm finally covering her bowel movements. Yes, I'm about to write about how LiLo is so full of shit that she's clogging up every toilet she squats over. In the game of gossip limbo, I've finally gotten so low that my droopy ass lips are dragging against the sand. Congratulations to us all.
This BREAKING TOILETS NEWS story was first reported by Wetpaint a day ago and then TMZ picked it up this morning. Most us know that LiLo creates some major shit bombs (see: Liz & Dick) and some source told Wetpaint that the plumbers on the set of Scary Movie 5 learned that the hard way. They say that LiLo not only trashed her trailer, but she suffocated the toilet with her freckled poops. Because the toilets in the other trailers were connected by the system, they clogged too. So Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and the rest of the cast had to shit in coffee cans. But TMZ has cleared this up (I'm not proud of that pun).
Their source (aka LiLo) says that LiLo was framed! LiLo is telling friends that she believes the producers sabotaged her trailer before she got there, because they were upset that she missed her first day of work due to "walking pneumonia." When LiLo did show up for work, the shower and toilet in her trailer were both broken, so she had to use the toilet in other trailers. After LiLo's shoot was finished, the producers accused her of screwing up the plumbing system and wanted her to pay up. LiLo's people went back and forth before she finally exhaled and shat up the money. LiLo agreed to let the producers take thousands of dollars from her paycheck to pay for repairs.
Lindsay Lohan can't even take a simple dump without it turning into a huge dramatic mess involving lawyers. But whatever, I blame the toilet. It's the toilet's fault for being such a perfect place to get rid of coke when the producers and insurance men try to find your hidden stash by bringing drug-sniffing dogs into your trailer. Blame the toilet.
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Can we PLEEZ call her SHIT GIRL from now on?
Come on people let's do this
***SHIT GIRL****
***SHIT GIRL****
LINDSAY LOHAN IS SHIT GIRL !!!
Pathetic, hideous, and looking disease-ridden--she really missed the boat on sexiness.
Nothing this shit stain does is surprising.
Will these places actually wax your ass hair and not laugh at you? I hate ass hair, but I also hate the thought of being the 'butt' of someones jokes for a year. Lol
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RIMADYL KILLS
She can do scat movies. Then she can shit wherever she is, AND get paid for it. No need for a toilet.
They must have been big, long sinkers to cause that much clogging. Some anaconda variety. Floaters don't usually do that.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Can we please call her *** SHIT GIRL *** from now on? I’m going to post this everywhere until it happens
SHIT GIRL
SHIT GIRL
LINDSAY LOHAN IS SHIT GIRL
Like so many others, I thought that the news was that she was going to do porn with that headline.
Oh yeah, Lindsay, the production TOTALLY vandalized their own property and threw money away just to GET YOU.
Seriously, the 'gypsy curse' claims are coming. Perhaps after her sentencing. Just you wait.
GOD it feels good to comment with my computer again.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
pre meth, pre std.... maybe... NOW? Chuck, I'm afraid I'll have to pass.
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
Let's face it her number is up.
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"In the game of gossip limbo, I've finally gotten so low that my droopy ass lips are dragging against the sand. Congratulations to us all."
If it's any consolation to you, MK, at least this made me laugh until I cried.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I like the bathroom floor tile.
ETA: Seriously.
Submitted by not shocked on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 6:58pm.
people who abuse opiates and opioids are known to be chronically constipated and take like 3 or 4 shits a year that are infrastructure clogging ploppers. I believe it.
Yes...just ask Elvis!
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Lindsay looks hot? in this picture. *Jumps off bridge*
LA me, so jelly that you've picked up Shirley and Garbage, that is too awesome. Love her. ;p
@Blather999, ita that is a cool avie, lol
Oh, yeah on Lilo, who cares about the toilet in her trailer. Whatever she dumped in there, it's gross.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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"Their source (aka LiLo) says that LiLo was framed! LiLo is telling friends that she believes the producers sabotaged her trailer before she got there, because they were upset that she missed her first day of work due to "walking pneumonia."
Were the producers "black kids"?
Seriously, the toilets come out the best in this story since they actually work and have a job to do.
I thought that was one of those Nelson he/she dudes.
Big fucking deal. Lindsay should've told 'em "If the cocaine is hittin' gonna be a whole lotta shittin."
Btw, nice ad photo for the adult services section of Craigslist, Linds.
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HTTR
people who abuse opiates and opioids are known to be chronically constipated and take like 3 or 4 shits a year that are infrastructure clogging ploppers. I believe it.
Blather....LOVE the Kool Aide Avi! Brings back memories. Now all we need is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyI3IL46yq4
Edit for stuooopid typo
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:56pm.
vsminimoose -- I quite can't figure Brandi out
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T-Muff: This is not my original thought but someone postulated that Brandi may have a mild form of Tourette Syndrome. Kinda makes sense to me. I love the bitch.
At first glance, I thought this was that trampy Lamas ex-wife, Shay? Shayne? The one who wears clear hooker heels all the time.
(Lindsay Lohan) + (a clogged trailer toilet) = 188 comments. And that is why I love D Listed!
Deb....I have picked up Shirley and the band on a few occasions from the airport. Didn't know who they were at first. I recognized Shirley from her acting gig on that Teminator TV show with Brian Austin Green. It wasn't till I got home and googled her that I found out they were Garbage. Always loved that band.
I picked them up the day after dlisted ran that piece about the girl getting beat in the audience and she stopped the concert to yell at the guy. I told them that they were all over the net. They had no idea it had been posted about.
Anyways, they are all really great and nice people! And I just love Shirley's Scottish accent.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
You know, she stands there having her picture taken, thinking "I'm being all edgy" by dressing like a trailer trash groupie slut. Problem for her is, that's exactly how people see her, even without all the stupid fishnets, fake tits & hairweaves...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
The Hammaconda would bust through that koalaswim panty.
Deb, yes it does sound like Train in Vain. I thought my brains was messing with me!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I never really comment on here (just hide in the corner and see what crazy things y'all say), but damnit you guys have me laughing over here at my desk! Thanks guys!
What do the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Kling-ons.
Seemed to go with the current subject matter.
Twatty - oh, now I see the koalaswim ad! Yes, Hamm's log would look great in that! On the cover of Newsweek, though! :)
ETA: supposedly Faye is only 55. I think she shaved off a few years & is 65,. I recently looked up her cover of Playboy when she was 37. She looked rough as hell back then.
Whamo & Deb....I've always liked this song as Ms. Snortcake's anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N29vkIT3eo
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I had to look this up because I thought they were covering an early 80's new wave tune.
It really reminds me of this Boys Brigade tune
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlc6nuQgHJM
Twatty, NOW you're talking!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:51pm.
Dinggleberries on long anal hairs or cocoa drizzles-which is a worse condition? Discuss...
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I haz no opinion, but I am going to name my next band Long Anal Hairs....
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Bitching band name, IV! I think that all the band members should be beaded.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LA me -- I mentioned that earlier, the koalaswim ads. Isn't that hideous, unless of course they put Jon Hamm in one of those things.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
LA me - Excellent choice! I hadn't heard "Stupid Girl" in a while. The line "All you had you wasted" is perfect.
Garbage was a great band. Shirley Manson is so hot, and Butch Vigg is so cool! (The rest of the band ruled, too.)
I never realized until today that the drum intro is the nearly the same as "Train in Vain" by the Clash.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OFF T: Am I the only one getting an ad for "The World's Most Extreme Men's Swim Sex Wear" by KoalaSwim???? WTF?
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Whamo & Deb....I've always liked this song as Ms. Snortcake's anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N29vkIT3eo
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:55pm.
Oh, SANS! That sucks! What a story! I guess it's better than being Pluto, who got fired from the solar system.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:56pm? I think Eddie Cibrian is only attracted to women who dress like whores & are crazy.
--is Eddie a dlister??
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 5:04pm.
*dies*
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:55pm.
*hands sans tissue*there there...it'll be all right.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:41pm.
They do, but they're even softer than your charmin and so WET. Brings all the boys to the yard! Buy em, girl.
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GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!!! I am sold! Thank you for your guidance today!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
vsminimoose -- I quite can't figure Brandi out. Sometimes she seems way more normal than the rest of them, then all of a sudden she seems psycho. And can she ever wear an outfit where her tits or legs are covered up? I think Eddie Cibrian is only attracted to women who dress like whores & are crazy.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:27pm.
When I'm studying planets with my elementary school kids, I pray they don't giggle when we get to the one I make an effort to pronounce yer AH nus.
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I had to play Uranus in my first grade play about the planets. This really bitchy bitchface got to play the Earth, who the Sun chose as her favorite planet. Yes, I had to play Uranus, the Gas Giant.
FML.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:36pm.
That's right Deb, its YER AHNOOSE!
Little_rascal, you mean I can be green AND have a clean starfish?
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You got that right, GG!
clean starfish > stinkfish
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:51pm.
Dinggleberries on long anal hairs or cocoa drizzles-which is a worse condition? Discuss...
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I haz no opinion, but I am going to name my next band Long Anal Hairs....
I suppose it's also not her fault that she's a cum-dumpstering, lazy, lying, smelly, thieving piece of shit, either.
Yep, blame it on that pesky cactus.
MOVE THAT LIFE! I'M LINDSAY...wait. You said someone has blow? Bye!
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Where's Terrance Howard when you're having a great wet wipes convo....
Seeing Brandi act the way she does on RHOBH I'm more inclined to think Leann Rimes is less of a desperate psycho.
Brandi is absolutely nutballs and acts like a girl in middle school.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:36pm.
Ah, Cashew! Let 'em have fun! Your ANUS! Your ANUS!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 4:29pm.
They do, but they're even softer than your charmin and so WET. Brings all the boys to the yard! Buy em, girl.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "