President Obama Is Time Magazine's Person Of The Year Again
For the second time in four years, President Obama was declared the Person of the Year by Time Magazine. 4Chan tried hard to get Kim Jong-un the title and he did win the reader's poll thanks to them, but I guess Sasha and Malia stuffed the ballots faster than 4Chan ever could, because Obama's got this. George W. Bush is the only other person who got the title twice. Obama didn't get Person of the Year, because we found out that he's Spider-Man's true arch rival. Time gave it to Obama, because he's forging something and turning something into something. I don't know! I don't speak smart people talk. If you do (then you shouldn't be reading this cell-burning blog), here's how Time explained their decision:
At the end of Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison’s great 1952 novel about racial injustice, the central character says, “America is woven of many strands; I would recognize them and let it so remain … Our fate is to become one, and yet many — This is not prophecy, but description.” Just 12 years ago, Obama was so invisible that he attended the 2000 Democratic National Convention in L.A. and watched it on the Jumbotron in the Staples Center parking lot. Today he is universally visible — and known. But he would agree with Ellison’s observation that this change is indeed description and not prophecy. The new America is not so much the old e pluribus unum — out of many, one — but, as Ellison says, one and yet many. That is Obama’s America. For finding and forging a new majority, for turning weakness into opportunity and for seeking, amid great adversity, to create a more perfect union, Barack Obama is TIME’s 2012 Person of the Year.
I approve of Time's decision and mainly because it's going to make Victoria Jackson's head spin off of her neck and roll into the Florida swamp. That being said, if I chose Time's Person of the Year, their cover would look like this:
My runners-up would be: Sweet Brown, Jon Hamm's Hamm Log, John Travolta's hungry anus, Grumpy Cat and The Hot Dog Hooker.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:40pm.
Suggested topic for discussion: Time vs. Newsweek.
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Dirk show dick or shut up we don't have time for your gay shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
@ M.E. -- i thought you were joking that you thought the photo of the POTUS is really bambam's new avie
/ssshhhhh, take credit for the funny joke i thought you made ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh yay! Let's throw another undeserved Nobel prize on the pile too!
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Asshole. Doing the shit he does is his job. That girl from Pakistan who got shot in the head, now SHE should have become person of the year. She went out of her way to defy the TALIBAN, she was writing articles for a brtish newspaer at the age of 11. Now THAT is accomplishment. Not some wealthy, privileged puke doing his job - which, for the most part, he was pretty lousy at anyway - all i can say is extending tax cut for the rich, drones, gitmo, obamacare which is not mandatory for states anyway and which promises every citizen as prey for insurance companies etc etc. yes i am a progressive and I am sick and tired of Obama's lack of gonads so to say and having done so little in 4 years. sure he is better than romney but since when do we reward and applaud people for not being HORRIBLE? Oh yeah i forgot, isnt that why he got the nobel PEACE price 4 years ago...for NOT being GW Bush? What the fuck is wrong with this country. Obama person of year?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:31pm.
@ M.E. -- great, now in addition to having pissy underwear i'm coughing up a lung here, hahahahahahaha!!
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What did I say??????
Obama looks and acts like he has a big one. The supreme confidence that he exudes... That's a sure sign "he's packing."
Speaking of news magazine, did you know that Newsweek is going all digital next year? That's right: those bitches ain't printing anymore. So much for the blessed time I used to spend by the fireplace reading up about the world.
Suggested topic for discussion: Time vs. Newsweek.
MK, did you photoshop the chin cheese out of Mama June??
I love that pic of the Pres with lil Spidey! Too fuckin cute (the kid too).
@ M.E. -- great, now in addition to having pissy underwear i'm coughing up a lung here, hahahahahahaha!!
LOL @ Rascal ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I like bambam's new avie.
Snowpiece - ( jamaican accent ) Meee Seeeee it Mon ! Eirrrrreeee !!!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:20pm.
feel free to take administrative leave for the rest of the year, Happy New Year your work here is done for 2012
/pees self
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Ahahahaha
Sucky, slow down!!!!!!! Foxxy and I are running out of underwear here!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
i have to assume Buttermilk The Racist Goat did not answer Time's phone call
/sits next to Whamo making protest signs
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's a great picture of the POTUS.
But wait -- did someone mention Jon Hamm's peen????
mike -- remember how "The Simpsons" based one of the judges on Robert Bork? The real thing? Not humorous at all.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Well if sweet brown cant have it ( she ain't got no time for that ) then I guess Obama will haft do. Fuck why is he so dark in the cover photo ?! Looks worse than tan mom , ewww !
S&F - just stay by your phone cuz mama June be calling ya anyday now so HEY !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
HAHAHHAHAHOLOLOLOLOLOLLOSUCKAY!!!
I changed my siggy!!!!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Kim Kardashian was robbed!
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Deb, maybe they took that pic while he was standing on the White House lawn at midnight?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"BUT OBAMA I DON'T WANNA PAY FOR JUDY AND SALLY'S ABORTIONS"
"SORRY BITCH THE DEATH MACHINE DOESN'T TAKE A BREAK"
"THANKS OBAMA" - Judy and Sally
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:20pm.
feel free to take administrative leave for the rest of the year, Happy New Year your work here is done for 2012
/pees self
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 1:16pm.
i agree. the POTUS really needs to get back into the gym!
;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
OBAMA TOOK MY GUN AWAY FROM MY HANDS AND THEN KILLED A MILLION BABIES WITH IT THEN SAID "HERE'S A TAX SO THAT FAGS CAN HAVE FREE MARRIAGES IN YOUR CHURCH" I THREW UP AND SAID "HELP ME OBAMA" AND HE SAID "SURE BUT FIRST PAY YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE PREMIUM WHICH HAS SKY ROCKETED ONE FUCKJILLION PERCENT BECAUSE OF OBAMACARE" AND I SAID "YOU....YOU BASTARD" THEN I COLLAPSED INTO MY OWN YOLK-LIKE VOMIT AND OBAMA SHOT MY GRANDMOTHER IN THE FACE AND SAID "SEE YOU IN HELL, DYKE"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
AHAHHAHAH I LOVE YOU MK, that Mama June cover is the BEST!
*runs out of thread with Sweetassssssssssssss*
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
A profile like that looks like a future coin in the making.
As a chubster myself, I'm usually quite sympathetic towards the overweight and obese, but man June's face makes me feel gross inside. I had to fucking say it.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk.
Obama vamped up more killings than George Bush II, Clinton and George Bush I. Sending drones that drops bombs on people that did nothing to anyone in the united states. He already took away our rights with
the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) of 2012 authorized the president to indefinitely detain or otherwise dispose of anyone, American citizen or not. Again, why would he be concerned about kids being killed here in america when he kills mothers and children and assassinate those who didn't do anything to Americans overseas?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
not a great a great pic of the pres. My pic would have been the teacher who shielded her students from the gunman at Sandy Hook.
~O..+~
"Have you met Howard?"
DELETE THIS FATFUCK'S PICTURE, MK I BEG OF YOU GIRRRRFRRANNNNNNN!!! GAHD.
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
OBAMA PHONE COMMUNISM THE FAGGOTS AND POTHEADS ARE TAKING OVER THE WEST COAST JESUS IS CRYING
*puts on "West Side, Mother Fuckers!" t-shirt and waves rainbow bong stamped with the Seal of the Great State of California*
good morning Not Impressed At All With Gladys, Cookie and Poopele. let's just get it over to start the day, shall we: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJgyuAu6eo [ETA: forgot you Doc, sing along with 'em]
/snickers @ Mike and crazyinjapan
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Looks like Time OJ'd the President. He's black, but he isn't THAT black. JSing.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=OJ+simpson+blacker+magazine+cover&FO...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If George W. Bush was the only other person to get this award twice then it all seems less impressive - damned with faint praise.
Eww sucka! Shit look nasty as hell.
I was reading last night the Person of the Year was going to be the undocumented alien. There ARE tens of millions of them that nobody knows what to do with. Would have been a more talk generating cover than this copout. Had to laugh that Obama is already punting gun control to Stimulus Sheriff Joe Biden (who was going to watch "every five dollars" of that trillion dollars but he can't account for hundreds of millions) which means the issue is dead dead dead.
I want Mama June to invite me over on Sketti Night♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Girl, you better redneckonize!
*puts crazyinjapan on shoulders and carries around thread*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
mama june is vomit inducing. what a disgusting obese slob. and this stupid cow is making money being on a tv show?
This post ought to bring out the angry loons.
Obama is not a Muslim. He goes to church, FFS. And even if he was, this is America. Freedom of religion is one concept that we are supposed to hold dearly.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 12:51pm.
Match, meet gasoline. Gasoline, this is match.
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lol, nothing like praising Obama...for ANYTHING... AT ALL...EVER... to bring some of our kooky politico's out of the woodwork.
Obama is in an absolute no win situation with some people, he could walk of water and there will always be some that say...
"look Obama can't even swim"
Yes because he is a communist socialist muslim terrorist(NONE OF THIS IS TRUE).
Bet her breath smells like musty as hell
OBAMA PHONE COMMUNISM THE FAGGOTS AND POTHEADS ARE TAKING OVER THE WEST COAST JESUS IS CRYING
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Time jumped the shark at least ten years ago.
In better news, Robert Bork died! :)
Her eyebras is on point. Ctfu!
JOHN HAMM'S PEEN!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sugar bear my baby daddy!
I don't think that Obama wants anyone killed. I think he's a big hippie who is playing the game of politics to get some things accomplished. It's not like a Dem, Repub, or other will be able to stop war completely. Too many people are 'WE NEED TO GET INVOLVED' for that to happen. Not sure he deserves the blame.
But, I think he's a pretty great man, so I'm biased.
grumpy cat for the win...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
You mean Psy didn't get it? I AM SHOCKED
Egh. I'm going back to the bird post.
That Mama June picture is priceless.