Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 19, 2012 / Posted by:

Sable, the 15-year-old crossing guard cat who watches over the students at Enterprise Middle School in West Richland, WA.

Twice a day, Sable, the black cat with a fupa like no other pussy, goes outside of his house, sits on the curb and closely watches the students to make sure they safely cross the street. Monti Franckowiak (FYI: That’s a really hot name), the safety patrol advisor, says that Sable comes out right before the morning bell rings and comes out again when the afternoon bell rings. If it’s snowing, Sable is out there watching the kids. If it’s raining, Sable is out there and he doesn’t even wear an umbrella hat. Sable’s owner Tamara tells KVEW TV that Sable went out one day to look at the kids and he’s been doing it every weekday ever since. All the crossing guards consider Sable a member of the team and all the students feel better knowing that he’s watching them.

Pussy, please, like Sable is really looking over the children. We all know what’s really going on here. Sable is making sure that those kids don’t fuck with his turf. Sable isn’t making sure they cross the street safely, he’s making sure they don’t cross him by stepping on his property. Bitch isn’t a crossing guard kitty, he’s a don’t cross me kitty. What do you expect from a cat named after Sable Scott Colby?

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