Claire Danes Had A Baby
I should be up to date on the vacancy status of Angela Chase's uterus, but I'm not, so the ball of popped bubble wrap I call a brain completely forgot that she was knocked up. But Claire Danes is not knocked up anymore, because she gave birth to her first kid sometime yesterday. Seeing the words "Claire Danes" and "pregnant" in the same sentence makes me remember the days when Billy Crudup left a knocked up Mary-Louise Parker for her ass. Anyway, People has all the details you care about (aka the baby name):
It will be a very happy holiday for Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy!
The Homeland star, 33, and her actor husband welcomed their first child, son Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy, on Monday, Dec. 17, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.
Yes, CYRUS MICHAEL CHRISTOPHER. That baby is a first name hoarder. How many first names does one baby need?! Bitch should've paid tribute to her roots by naming her kid Rickie Rayanne, but she just had to go with Cyrus. Cyrus as in Billy Ray. Cyrus as in that annoying movie starring Jonah Hill. Cyrus as in the guy from The Real World: Boston who spelt it "Syrus" and got in trouble for sexing the mother of a student from the after-school program he volunteered at.
The only good thing about Claire and Hugh giving their kid the name Cyrus is that when he grows up and writes a tell-all about how he hates them for naming him Cyrus, he can call it "Cyrusiously tho?"
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Sundance is showing My So-Called Life . : )
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
I love her for Shopgirl and he was really good in The Big C last year....but I can never get out of my head how she did a pregnant woman dirty.
I like Homeland, though.
And the name Cyrus reminds me of my new guilty pleasure show "Scandal".
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"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
I honestly stopped watching TV after "My So-Called Life" went off the air. It's been a long time! Loved that show, esp Ricky!
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Cyrusiously tho? and Syrus who banged the afterschool program mom. You are out of control, you kill me. Really though, I had no idea she was pregsters. Whatever. I was a HUGE MSCL fan, she and I are the same age, and I basically tried to be Angela Chase for the first 2 years of high school. Unfortunately I ran into her in Hudson, NY one time. My ex and I would take day trips down there to drink our faces off in a town no one knows us, and she and Dancy were shopping for antiques or some shit. We walked past them on the street and I was like, wow! Claire Danes, hi! and she gave me a look as if I were dog shit from the sidewalk that was speaking to her. bitch. lol
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:55am.
Hey cmon Luci,
That's not fair-it's her second language, and she's been working hard on improving it. I think she communicates well. (English is my second language also :P)
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
That old blind item really seemed to be hinting at them.. Break out the band-aid baby! Or maybe this marriage didn't give his career quite the boost he thought it would. She's A-list and he .. looks suicidal. Though why he's not a much bigger star I really can't understand. Saw him in Journey's End on Broadway in '07 and he was all anyone could watch, think of and obsess over afterward- myself included. An unbelievable talent. Where is he now??
The dude looks like he wants to kill himself. I'm sure she's a pain in the ass to deal with.
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he only married her cause he knew she would get recognition, but she looks like a miserable person to be with...he looks shackled to her, i hope he had a say in that baby's name, cyrus?!
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At lest she gave him a normal name. Yes...... Syrus is what I consider normal.
Homeland made me loathe her considerably less; nonetheless the feeling endures. Season 1 was great, and the first 4 or so episodes of season 2 were equally great. What the fuck happened? What was that shitty finale?
Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 8:32pm.
Edit: another bad (English) day.
In other words, "everyday" for you.
"ConAir" is on the TV at least once a week here. Cyrus the virus...
dat Hugh Dancy bitch-face! mmm exquisite!
Not a fan, but at least they give the kid what I consider to be a normal name.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Angela had a baby. Wonder if Jordan is the daddy?
he looks more thrilled than i would being married to her
That blonde hair is a little too severe.. And combined with that yellow dress, sheesh, fug city. The look is a little too "Terry" from Threes Co, although, Terry could pull it off.
Cyrus is a nice Persian name. I can never feel any love for Claire due to what happened to Mary Louise Parker.
It really sucks that Claire Danes' husband didn't leave her while she was pregnant. Think she learned a thing or two when she was pregnant and feeling vulnerable and scared? Yeah, me neither.
Oh HOW THRILLING ;)...Baby news just makes me zzzzzz, but I will always love Angela. She seems intelligent and she's very pretty imo.
Edited to make sense.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
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Look at the proud dad! He's just grinning ear to ear.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
She annoys me because her character in Homeland is annoying and because the series gets the fourth place in my top ten of the worst series.
I loved her in Romeo and Juliet.
Prince Char looks fuckin miserable.
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America.. fuck yeah!
He looks like he hates her. Hahaha.
I like her as an actress but she annoys me for some reason.
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I fucking loved Billy Crudup. His career went to shit when he left Mary Louise Parker while 7 months prego. That was a dickhole move, but I'll always have a place in my heart for him after Almost Famous...
Did anyone film Mandy Pantikin's reaction? I need to see it.
still better than airplane inspector or what the fuck.
Cyrus is so fucking random, I love it.
I'm going to pretend that Angela and Jordan live with Cyrus in a bungalow next door to Rickie and Rayanne.
she is extremely good in Homeland....such a great intelligent tortured soul...I love her...and Cyrus is better than most Hollywood baby names...
Submitted by Dawn Davenport: ""They killed Cyrus!" - anybody remember that old gang movie, "The Warriors"?? Good times."
Oh, every once in a while, I take Mr. Hekki's Heineken bottles and do a little "Warri-ahs... Come out to plaaaaay-yay!" HAHAHHAHAHA!
Mazel tov. Although the impression I've gotten from gossip stuff is that she's insecure and clingy and I could have sworn he was gay. Cyrus isn't my favorite, but it's not unheard of. I know a Cyrus.
This is where the name actually comes from:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great
Wonder if one or both of them has a Catholic background...Michael & Christopher are popular saints & are common for parents who want a traditional Catholic name. Went to Catholic school from preschool until high school & knew a lot of Michaels & Christophers.
Cyrus is meh...not really my style.
Congrats to them. I always thought Crudup was a jerkhole with Mary-Louise anyway. Lmao at Dancy's face here. They should have named him "Cyrusiously" right MK? hahaha ;D
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"They killed Cyrus!" - anybody remember that old gang movie, "The Warriors"?? Good times.
I did not like the ending of "Homeland"
CARRIE, WTF!!!
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 8:34pm.
he was never married, don't know if you're mistaking him for Nathalie Portman's husband.
Wow, no I just thought they were married but they were actually engaged. There sure are a lot of assholes and tramps in Hollywood, eh?
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I guess so, it sucks, but it happens a lot everywhere. definitely more in Hollywood from A-list to Z-list.
Saint Jolie, Marilyn Monroe, portman, the milkman, this one and almost all who get divorced after a year or two.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 8:34pm.
he was never married, don't know if you're mistaking him for Nathalie Portman's husband.
Wow, no I just thought they were married but they were actually engaged. There sure are a lot of assholes and tramps in Hollywood, eh?
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 8:24pm.
Homewrecker. Did Dante write about a special circle of hell for homewreckers and husbands who leave their pregnant wives?
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he was never married, don't know if you're mistaking him for Nathalie Portman's husband. come to check, he was never married either but he had a serious live in girlfriend when he dumped her for Portman.
Jesus! Is Hugh in starvation mode, a la McConnaghey (sp?) and Leto? He looks like holy hell!
God I loved him in the HBO piece with him and Helen Mirren, "Elizabeth I".
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/31/article-2032003-0D951D4D000005...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well it's better than Romeo, Brooklyn, Bronx Mogli, Apple, Paris, Prince Michael Jr. and his brother Prince Michael jr.
But Cyrus leave a bad taste of Billy Ray and his whole family. I'm not so sure I would want my kid being associated with them.
Edit: another bad (English) day.
Meh, she is another Goop minus the cooking and home snobbery.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Homewrecker. Did Dante write about a special circle of hell for homewreckers and husbands who leave their pregnant wife (edit: fiancee...does that make it any better??)?
I don't like Cyrus at all. there's this one rap verse that I don't know how come it stuck in my head (I think it was a Little Kim track) where she goes on to rap ''Cyrus the Virus they call him....'' since then it's all I can think about when I hear that name. Despite that she doesn't bother me and is otherwise ok in my books, Cyrus is not.
honey do you remember Syrus ripping off all of Genesis's oh so deep prose that she hung up on all the walls of the house? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I seem to remember Hugh Dancy actually being attractive once upon a time. Not now. :) (Well, I give him a half star for being born the same day as me).
I can't even imagine how EXCITED Many Patinkin is right now.
Congrats!
Claire's one of my guilty celeb pleasures.
Cyrus Dancy? I can't.
How EXCITED is Mandy Patinkin right now. I can't even imagine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88dxB0jf9bk