Afternoon Crumbs
Harry Styles got another jacked up tattoo. I know he’s 18, but from now on, his legal guardian should have to sign a consent form and no, Taylor Swift doesn’t count – Lainey Gossip
Is this a lost scene from Little Vampires? – Drunken Stepfather
I really hope that Pedro Almodovar’s “I’m So Excited” features a cameo from Jessie Spano – Towleroad
What it would look like if Justin Bieber got his own Flavor of Love dating show on Vh1 – The Superficial
A Lot Of White Babies Were Born This Year: A Retrospective – The Berry
When can we get a costume-off between the Miss Universe contestants and the queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race? – Hollywood Tuna
Angie Jolie is directing another feel good movie – Celebitchy
The Ann Jillian-ing of Rose McGowan continues – Popoholic
Who won season 3 of The Voice and a lifetime of performing as the pre-opening act on the county fair circuit? – Just Jared
Taylor Swift is going to make a wonderful sugar mama one day – IDLYITW
Panty Creamer of the Afternoon: Anna Faris’ husband – ICYDK
Miley Cyrus should keep that scarf thing on her head – Popsugar
Why did RiRi shoot her new video in my uncle’s front yard? – OMG Blog
The Flying Tomato got snipped (don’t get any ideas, Carrot Top) – SOW
The entire alcohol industry can exhale now that Snooki is getting plastered again – Celebslam
If I had a Smart Car, I could possibly drive it through Carmen Electra’s chichis – Hollywood Rag
Living the life is drinking straight vodka at the pool. Kate Moss knows what I’m talking about – Cityrag
The wife show TLC is missing is Beard Wives, obviously – Videogum
Dear LeAnn Rimes, shut the fuck up already – I’m Not Obsessed