Would You Hit It?

December 18, 2012 / Posted by:

No, this isn’t a picture of Madonna performing “Express Yourself” during her MDNA tour. It’s The Rock flexing all ten million muscles in his ropa vieja legs. The Rock tweeted this picture of his fetus hatching thighs to his followers with the note:

Sometimes the most important victories are just for yourself. LEGS. #5KneeSurgeries #RupturedDiscs #StillFindAWay

For once, I can actually smell what The Rock is cooking and it smells like deep fried chicken gristle, boiled Muscle Milk, frothy sweat, jerkyfied leg veins, chili pork rinds and raw carne asada. That’s the opposite smell of my daily workout which smells like piña colada lube, nectarine-scented Kleenex, raw cinnamon roll dough and desperation.

And yes, I’d hit it even though he’d probably break my taint bone and fracture my hip bone when we scissored.

via TooFab

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