Leave it to Guatemala to sprinkle shredded fuckery all over this holiday season. When you think of coffins and funerals, you automatically think of sexy santas, right? So does Funeraria López (no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes) in Guatemala, which is why they gave us this muy provocativo and erótico commercial starring a sexy vampire santa who comes alive in her coffin to give you a thumbs up. I’m giving her a thumbs up back, because this commercial is everything. It’s doing it’s job, because it’s taken me higher and I might just faint into a coffin. Bury me in a sexy Santa outfit, please.
You know what, though. Maybe this commercial is getting lost in translation and it’s not for a funeral home. Maybe it’s really a commercial for a holiday-themed sex club for necrophiliacs. Either way, it’s a beautiful Navidad gift.