Pimp Mama Kris And Bruce Jenner Are Faking Their Love For The Sake Of What's Really Important
And no, by "what's really important" I don't mean their dumb kids. Who cares about them! Pimp Mama Kris and Bruce Jenner are pretending to be happily married for the sake of their checking accounts and relevancy. You know, things that REALLY matter.
There's been a rumor going around that claims when Bruce Jenner is awaken in the morning to the sound of Pimp Mama Kris unchaining him from the bed, he wishes that he was completely free of her and could calmly sit without the sound of cackling whores stabbing him in the ears. Bruce Jenner already denied that his marriage was in trouble, but that's probably because PMK told him he had to say that or she'd drug him, stuff his butt with silicone implants, throw a black wig on his head, legally change his name to "Kandee Kardashian" and whore him out on the stroll with her other girls. But a source tells Radar that the state of PMK and Bruce's marriage matches the state of her soul: cold and dead. The source went on to say that they're just faking it to keep their brand alive:
“Kris and Bruce are all but over. They have grown apart and their relationship is all about business these days rather than love or romance. They’ve built a brand together though, and that’s very profitable for both of them, not to mention the amount of valuable assets and business ventures they have together. There’s no way Kris is going to go through with a divorce right now, despite the problems they are having. She’s determined to keep up the façade of a happy marriage at all costs. Showbiz and her career come way before any chance of divorce."
The better question is, what haven't they faked for attention and money? They fake everything. But you'd think that faking a marriage is child's play for Pimp Mama Kris. I mean, her daughter did that. Obviously, faking a marriage is so easy that a dumb dumb can do it. PMK is a world-renowned pimp, so you'd think she'd have bigger ideas. Doesn't PMK know that if she fakes her death and moves far away from civilization never to be heard from again that she'd become even more famous and rich and legendary! (Shhh, nobody tell her that she wouldn't become any of things.)