The Photoshop Awards: The 2012 Kardashian Khristmas Kard

December 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Because Khloe Kardashian was busy hunting the woods for wart hogs to sacrifice to her kreator and Scott Disick was busy douching out his b-hole with Drakkar Noir, they both had to be Photoshopped into the Kardashian’s annual assault on the holidays. Nothing says “family togetherness” like being Photoshopped into your family Christmas card. Last year’s theme was “A Bunch of Plastic Tits,” the year before’s theme was “Konstipated Ghouls” and this year’s theme must be “Tampon Ads in Hell” or “Devils in White.”

When you go to the afterworld and step out of the elevator, not knowing if it went up or down, and see this image before, don’t be fooled by all the happiness and white. If you look closely, you’ll see their dead souls and dead eyes. You’re not in heaven, you’re in the bottom bowels of Hell. You were tricked! I really don’t know what’s more hilarious, Kim’s Predator hair, Scott’s amateur Barbizon pose or Bruce Jenner looking like a late-in-life lesbian at a beachside commitment ceremony (read: Bruce has never looked hotter). Kanye Kardashian isn’t there, but it was nice of the family to pay homage to him by dressing up like maxi-pads and tampons.

And poor Mercy (RIP), even all the Photoshop in the world couldn’t wipe away her permanent miseryface:

But kudos to the photographer for making the entire family look happy by screaming out, “SAY MONAY!”

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