Admirers of organic gorgeousness and asses that look like two extra large Honey Baked Hams canoodling under a fishnet blanket can now get their fix at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. The precious pearl that Ice-T found in an oyster during a snorkeling trip has taken over for Holly Madison as the new star of Peepshow. CoCo had her opening night last night and even though security guards had to hold back buffet-loving tourists who kept trying to attack her ass after mistaking it for the roast beef station, she was a success! Finally, Las Vegas gets some culture and art. Actually, I shouldn’t say that. The last time I was in Las Vegas, I was mesmerized by a drunk slut pretending to suck off a statue in front of P.F. Chang’s for a good 5 minutes. And if that isn’t art, I don’t know what is.
If you’re going to fill up on culture by seeing CoCo’s show, make sure you listen to the “Don’t Feed The Camel Toe” sign at the foot of the stage, because you really don’t want to lose a hand. That’ll ruin your night.