Open Post: Hosted By CoCo
Admirers of organic gorgeousness and asses that look like two extra large Honey Baked Hams canoodling under a fishnet blanket can now get their fix at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. The precious pearl that Ice-T found in an oyster during a snorkeling trip has taken over for Holly Madison as the new star of Peepshow. CoCo had her opening night last night and even though security guards had to hold back buffet-loving tourists who kept trying to attack her ass after mistaking it for the roast beef station, she was a success! Finally, Las Vegas gets some culture and art. Actually, I shouldn't say that. The last time I was in Las Vegas, I was mesmerized by a drunk slut pretending to suck off a statue in front of P.F. Chang's for a good 5 minutes. And if that isn't art, I don't know what is.
If you're going to fill up on culture by seeing CoCo's show, make sure you listen to the "Don't Feed The Camel Toe" sign at the foot of the stage, because you really don't want to lose a hand. That'll ruin your night.
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THis reminds me, I have to get a ham for my husbands birthday dinner.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I hope that's a rehearsal shot 'cause her hair is a hot mess.
Why is her face shaped in a perfect rectangle? She's like a brick face.
Can I just ask, what's up with the talking Chili's ad on the DListed page now? It is cramping my goddamn style. I can't even find that shit to mute it.
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Devil's advocate.
The pictures of the after party make me feel sad and bad about Coco and especially at the very forced smiles of the background dancers who look like this is their last chance to be dancing in front of a show audience. Just sad.
She is ugly, and she's fat. And, she's got absolutely no self esteem; she needs others to stare at her to gain any sense of self worth. Pretty damn pathetic...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Within, no - I already had the bob, just went back after a dumb grow-it- out-for-funz phase. Looked shitty! So back to the bob.
Big smiles Mickey.thank you, I have to sleep.. so I will try and catch up with you this weekend.. Niters ;)
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 3:12am.
LOL. How could I have missed this?! Especially since I have one at home myself.
In case I don't see you before then, you and your goat have a great Christmas, Veryoldbat. (insert Mistletoe kiss here)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Mickey I haven't seen you in forever.. And have to cut out... Hope you are well and enjoying your holidays....:)
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Why darling Mickey .. A black and white holiday goat.. But of course..:))))
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Hi Veryoldbat!
Pray tell, what is that in your avie?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Bein sur mon ami.. Xo B
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
:( but I already ate 5! Vob, why did you tell me that after? lol. I have to go for a bit, sweets. If I don't catch ya later, good luck tomorrow! Check in when you can. And don't forget to ask for the yummy stuff first, pokes don't come for cheap. Night night to ya! ;p
ETA: Smooches to Mz. moo mooo cow Mickey! *waves excitedly* Salut!
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Ca va bein et vous?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Next up: CoCo's perfume line called 'The Sweet Scent Of Despair'.
Salut les filles et les gars! Comment allez-vous?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Now that you mention it Withy..::: side eyes dining room table and suspect cookies from the ' neighbors'::: no sprinkles or shaved chocolate.. :: finds suspect cat hair.. Mmmmm lol
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
LOL VOB, that would have been too harsh. Should I be punished (with chocolate shavings and sprinkles) for my misconduct and poor concentration? Please. ;p
Night night GG, sweet dreams. And yum!
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NIght and sweet dreams GG ... Feel better.. And bake one batch of Ebola brownies for that special neighbor.. Night night...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Withy.. Pay attention.. God was personally punishing me for teasing GG
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Ya know WR, my little sis is a pastery chef. Im going to tell her to make some nice chocy for Christmas.
VOB, I love you woman! You're nuts like me!
Well I'm turning in...the husband and kids are off so it looks like pancakes to me!
Nite all. Take care.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Vob, speaking of snot voice forgot to answer, yes that is a well recognized medical malady. Sucky has mentioned this in lecture. I was there front row.
Wonder what's prompted Leanne to finally go out and sing.
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GG the chocolate improves with direct proportion to the excellence of the hem stitch...:: grins... Who said truffles....
Withy.. Can you write my Dr.. A note so I don't have to go in tomorrow.. He will believe you...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Throws GG a Toblerone.. :::: sew woman sew
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping
upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Holidays are coming too fast VOB. I hope at least once during the break to sleep in as long as I can and catch up, finally. Oh, yes, chocolate is a very effective weapon shhhh.
@GG, ganache, thick dark chocolate pieces, rum balls, brownies, truffles, hot chocolate, chocolate syrup, ice cream cake, chocolate cheesecake and diabeetus. ☺☺☺
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Mmmmmm chocolate...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
DP.. Yes I know.. No reason to get violent..;)
Withy.. Good chocolate is my secret weapon for the ride home... How did you know?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Veryoldbatty, will be thinking of ya. Do they give you any chocolates during your daytrip? They better! If there is a poke here and there you will be required to give me some dark chocolate and some nice wine too. For the endtimes, as IF said, what do I pack? Extra undies and Hershey's kisses. That's what.
@PHM, hi there! Coco's probably offended KKtrash is honing in on her territory with her giant badonkadonk. So she's shakin' it a lot these days.
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GG, you don't want to pass the ebola? AHHAHAHAAHAHA For why not? They gave it to you. Hatched and fermented! You've done well to be 6 days ahead of schedule. Shopping is done and decorations are up but the rest will have to wait, I TAKE MY TIME, I've no shame. Will have family over and then do a couple of mandatory stops too. May do a little trip just before New Year's but that's still up in the air. #nooverachievershere lol
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'Withy I have to go in tomorrow.. Day Tripping .. And then back Thursday morning... And then Friday the world ends.. So I have that going for me...
Twatty if you are still on.. I never caught in to the application of eyebrow powder...
When I do it... The results are startling... And not in a good way
Id say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
That cracks me up VOB, that MeAnne Whines sickie voice reminds you of me. I dont sound that bad...I just pray I dont have sick persons breaf! I have been popping Altoids all day.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WR, everything has been done, hung up or put away. Shopping is done. Just have to wrap it up. I am not going to make cookies this year...why pass on my ebola. I'm just going to relax and try to enjoy. Hopefully nothing pops up.
So how have you been? All your shopping done? Any plans?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I have a friend who kind of reminds me of Coco, same hair, same body.. better face. She is a plus size model. Just because Coco has a small waist doesn't mean she's skinny. I used to like Coco, but she is starting to annoy me. Everything about her is fake anyway.
Good evening to everyone who's still awake!
Withy... Because. For teasing GG .. Leanne Rhimes is on the Tonight show singing ."I don't want to give you back"... She must have a cold or still be shocked by the big I pee standing up reveal on Gossip Girl... Because she sucked,... And had snot voice..
Withy is snot voice a recognized medical malady? LOL
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
GG, so you got sick again? Aww, see, getting run down trying to get everything ready. Trusty lemon and honey, it helps. Poor GG sniffling and feeling bad. Do you have much more to do? I think you need some elves at the gingerbread house.
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Hi VOB, how you doing? I know everyone gets sick before or after me, then they get to enjoy their weekend/holidays while I see +_+ WHY!?
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LMAO... GG ... Your getting snot on the damask... Shame on you..;)::::
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
WR, I was feeling better - then I got rained on.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*wipes nose on sleeve/ starts sewing*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hey Withy..
GG... I'm sure you look fine.. You're hard on yourself... ::: hey I didn't get my Christmas curtains from you and feeling like crap and having the flu and taking care of your family is no excuse.. So hurry up and sew..:: cracks bat whip...;)
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Louise, missed your reply yesterday, I was joking re the 50 lbs. Even if you're tall, that's hard work. Plus don't forget muscle weighs more so your clothes probably told you more than the numbers. Good on ya if you've kept it off.
@Johnnysgirl, you getting the special "now married" bob? lol, actually, I like ESE's suggestion of a mohawk, hehehe
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GG, Oops sorry to hear you're still under the weather. Thought maybe you were doing a little better. ;/
ETA.
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THanks pushybroad and que cochina for your concern. I went out anyway to do some xmas shopping with a friend. Feel like shit and I probably look like crap warmed over. At least I dont look like Coco...badum bum.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 7:58pm.
Main shot looks like a still from an undercover PETA video about pork slaughterhouses.
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Louise Brooks, me too! I used to have a big ol mane of curly hair but it changed. And I said welp, now I can try my fave hairdo. And it works! Wanna see eet?
Mike do you write for DD?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Funny that Peep Show was busting Holly's chops for being overweight. Holly's replacement is rubenesque. Will the show producers put CoCo on the Nomie Malone diet?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 10:18pm.
I have a soft spot for CoCo because she just doesn't give a fresh fuck what people think of her ginormous ass and tig ol' bitties. And she seems like a genuinely nice person, too.
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I agree, SANS. For all the exterior fakeness, CoCo doesn't seem phony. And she and Ice-T seem to really love each other.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She's entering Edy Williams dropping draws at the Oscars territory.
Does anyone else think she looks like Sally Kirkland circa 1990?