Because of the tragedy in Newtown, CT, movie premieres were canceled, TV episodes were pulled, there were disclaimers before the season finales of Homeland and Dexter, and radio pretty much stopped playing Ke$ha’s song “Die Young,” because of obvious reasons. (No, one of those obvious reasons isn’t because it gives you chlamydia of the ears.) Die Young, which was released over 2 months ago, was #3 on radio playlists before the shooting and as of yesterday, it lost almost 19 million listeners. It had a good run, but that shit probably won’t be heard on the radio anymore and will drop straight into the dumpster next to Ke$ha’s regular sleeping place. Ke$ha went on Twitter to apologize for the song and then tweeted (and later deleted) that some mysterious being made her sing out those lyrics, which she co-wrote. The DEBUL made Ke$hit sing it!
So who ever forced Ke$ha (SPOILER ALERT: It was the Illuminati) to sing those lyrics, couldn’t force her to get a flea bath too? Damn them. And Teen Mom Jenelle didn’t show up to court or her scheduled visit with her daughter, because she was too busy doing something way more important like protest in the streets over this injustice!