Wednesday, December 19th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 18th!

Legend has it that if you spread Anna Nicole's ashes in your garden, you can grow your own 90 year old billionaire. - gina latina

Runners-up:

The Old Life of Timothy Green. - RichBitch

Few people knew that Xavier Roberts' actual inspiration for the Cabbage Patch Kids was drawn from his strange next-door neighbor Leonard. - Trixster

You know you are in a bad neighborhood when Santa is stripped of everything, including his beard. - lazee

via Awkward Family Photos

Posted by: Michael K


freshfacestripper's picture

Gina rocks! Fucking great.

Congrats winnerz! These were all great!

***********************************************

Legend has it that if you spread Anna Nicole's ashes in your garden, you can grow your own 90 year old billionaire. - gina latina
===

A-f'king-++++++

Emeriesan's picture

Bahah, congrats y'all - caption contests come and go but that bunch was great.

Migraine Sally's picture

Mah Main Slutt Gina! WOOT!

gina latina's picture

lollllz!! Thanks horz! And thanks MK for the honor. Congrats to the co-winners :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Iris Chacon, ahi viene!

Sweetas's picture

Congrats winners!!! All fabulous but the fabulestest is my girl GINA's♥!!!! lmfAO

little_rascal's picture

Congrats, winners!

Gina latina ♥

+++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

parissucksliterally's picture

great one, gina!

************************************************
And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Deb's picture

Congrats, winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

tojo's picture

Good job winners! Gina so creative!!

==========================================
...the end

snowpiece's picture

congrats to Gina♥ and all the winners, RichBitch, I told ya!

**************************
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

christine the hoff's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/19/2012 - 11:59am.

I wub you too jakco!!!!!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

FREAKIN GINA LATINA!!!! Hahahahahahahaa!!! classic! Congrats to you and RichBitch, Trixster and lazee!

and yo, Hofferina, the Herb-the-perv ref is why EYE LUBZ EWE!

----------------------------------------------
"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

You whores are so goddamned funny! Loved the entries!

christine the hoff's picture

Congrads to all wienners!

RichBitch's picture

YES! I finally placed! :D
Congrats, gina latina!

christine the hoff's picture

Herbert the pervert knew the only way to catch Chris Griffin was with a big bush.

Sure Adam trimmed his fig leaf, but I go au-naturel!

Old Man Winter had always been ashamed of his less popular younger brother, Creepy Uncle Springtime.

It's Timothy Green in his later years. The plant finally took over his entire body.

fleawatch's picture

I knew peepaw was fucking nuts....but now he's fucking tomatoes too!

Lutrelle's picture

The Odd Life of Timothy Peen.

Back in the day, natural and awesome melons were a little more discrete.

***********************************************

BernardProfitendieu's picture

Audrey III: Little Shop of Pepaws

skabazzle's picture

Elf on the Shelf, all grown up.

empiregirl's picture

Father Flannigan has finally figured out a way for the choir boys to get involved with the community garden.

Wow, what a great audience.

Vern's picture

After Maude cast him out of their marital bed, Arthur Findlay had to satisfy himself in the flower bed.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

upstatestruggler's picture

Still looks less cheesy than that life of timothy green movie

"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK

(no relation to Jennifer Lopez, she wishes)

lazee's picture

You know you are in a bad neighborhood when Santa is stripped of everything, including his beard.

lazee's picture

This is why no one stops to smell the roses anymore.

lazee's picture

Why is Mayor Koch naked in the bushes?

Try as they might, BenGay can't escape the fact that every elderHORticulturist using their product smells of the olds.

***********************************************

Honey, I said the KUDZU grows a foot per day in full sun.

WendyNerd's picture

Eve: Now that's a snake and some apples I DEFINITELY wouldn't touch.

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie

atlantapug's picture

Mr. Green Jeans is forced by harsh economic times to take a few "jobs" that the Electric Company would have frowned upon

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

AMF's picture

Gene Hackman reveals what happened in the garden of Eden once Adam turned 65.

AMF's picture

And the prince rode away from the vine-covered kingdom as fast as his horse could carry him, once the identity of Sleeping Beauty was revealed.

Look Adam, it's time for some manscaping.

Deb's picture

The Grapes of Ralph

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

GingeMinge's picture

The doctors told him he should prepare to spend his final years as a vegetable.

Madam Pince's picture

All I'm saying is, maybe it's a good thing Timothy Green didn't grow up.

**************************************************

"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro

Blumpykin's picture

What you don't read in the bible is how romantic Adam was, he waited for Eve every day for the rest of his life.

loozer's picture

Mr. June in the 2013 Men of Shady Pines Calendar

************************************************
♫Youll be doin all right, with your Christmas of white. But I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas♫

loozer's picture

Who is gonna tell Grandpa that isn't Mistletoe?

************************************************
♫Youll be doin all right, with your Christmas of white. But I'll have a Blue, Blue Christmas♫

GingerSoul's picture

@NOprah

Classic!

NOprah's picture

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the newest star of stage and burlesque: D'Vine

@islandgirl

LOL!!!

***********************************************

islandgirl's picture

Jesus, Dad. This is not what I meant when I asked for your tossed salad recipe.