Birthday Sluts

Is that Shitney? She's so classy.

I love Ray Liotta but sure he can over act, so does Anthony Hopkins, who I also like. Nevertheless, HB Ray.

Happy birthday Xtina!!!!

Happy birthday Christina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great day with Max and Matt <3 <3 <3

“He’s the love of my life. I adore him and he’s such a character and he’s so happy and at the end of the day, that’s what’s most important.” - Xtina on Max

Ashely Benson was such an obnoxious twat when I was on the Pretty Little Liars set. All the other girls would stand quietly and drink tea while they were setting up the cameras but Ashley was sticking tampons up her nose and running around and shouting "penis". This was less than a year ago so she was 22 at the time.

OMG!!!! Bradley I love you on your 49th bday and you're growing hotter everyday! It's ashame you were born on the same day as Christina Agulicehair (inside joke-you shouldn't get) because that's bad karma.
Jillian

Haha that's Britney Spears. She has unique ears, at the top the shape is such I haven't seen on anyone else. I wonder when she did this and why?! lol!!

HB to Josh Dallasl

Happy birthday Keith Richards! Glad you are still alive and survived all of those overdoses. Sorry Johnny Depp stole your look.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

I used to have that poster of Brad Pitt when I was 14. Don't judge me, it was right after Interview with the Vampire. Plus that scene from True Romance when he's getting high to Soundgarden's Outshined. And he's friends with Chris Cornell, I can't hate him bcuz of that!

Change is coming through my Shadow

Wow, a star-studded Hot Birthday Sluts list today!

HB, Keith Richards, a rock 'n' roll god! Keep those grinding riffs coming!

HB, Brad Pitt! I've adored him for nearly 20 years! He's still hot, dammit!

HB, Steven Speilberg, one great American filmmaker!

HB, Ray Liotta! Awesome in "Goodfellas" & "Copland".

Cowjam, congrats on your anniversary! Good for you, hon!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

A Big Happy Birthday to Pushy's daughter.
She read's the D. So happy birthday Bubba!
Love Love

HB to Katie Homes, Ray Liotta, Steven S[pielberg and Keith Richards.

It's so funny... all the pictures media outlets have used today to write about Brad Pitt's birthday are photos that are from years ago. Apparently, no one wants to use any current pictures of Brad. LOL

best wishes to Rachel Griffiths, my favourite six feet under fuck-up

It's my sobriety anniversary today. How ironic that it's Xtina's and Keith Richards birthday.

HB Stone Cold, I secretly have the hots for this sexy mofo.

Hahaha Britney

Completely agree about Jaws, esp the USS Indianapolis speech. My favorite movie, my favorite cinematic moment. Brilliant. Robert Shaw was the MAN!

Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 11:22am.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 10:41am.

Steven Spielberg...can't bust on him if only for Jaws and ET..

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lol, I actually think 'Jaws' was one of Spielberg's best. Robert Shaw as Quint was brilliant. The scene where he tells the tale of the USS Indianapolis is pure cinema.

Star Wars on the other hand. Those movies (the original ones) actually kind of suck. They are almost direct copies of Japanese samurai movies that were far better in the first place.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

HB Rachel Griffiths and Ray Liotta. Both so talented. And Xtina - go out and get shit-faced tonight luv, you have an excuse this time.

And Brit's tongue isn't furry?????? *shocked*

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Happy Birthday to my brother, The G.O.A.T. wrestler- Stone Cold Steve Austin, Christina Aguilera, Katies Holmes, Josh Dallas, DMX, Trish Stratus, Rob Van Dam and all the other b-day babies. :)

Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 11:57am.
LMFAO At Brad Pitt looks like a smelly goat.
also, I have to add, that picture of him with that chick is fucking priceless.

My dream of love has died forever.

HB to Steven Spielberg! Thanks for Indiana Jones movies, "Saving Private Ryan" and "Schindler's list".
HB to Ray Liotta, Keith Richards and Brad Pitt. Yeah, Brad looks like a smelly goat now, but remember him in "Legends of the fall"?

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

don't y'all love meltin velveeta and wrappin the stringy melty cheese round yer tongues yall? it's like cotton candy y'all cept it's cheese

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Happy B-Day Stone Cold!! Not my generation of wrestling but I respect your work in the ring and on the mike, very unique in a game of clones.

Happy B-Day Trish Stratus!! A D-List B-Day Slut I've actually met. Soooo tiny but soooo hot. Her eyes are freaky gigantic.

Happy B-Day Keith Richards!! Sorry, you are one shabby ass guitarist (solo in "Sympathy for The Devil" - I rest my case) but rock 'n' roll just would not be the same without you.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

The only slut who matters to me is KEITH FUCKING RICHARDS and he's 69 (tee-hee) today by some miracle of biology. HAPPY BD!!!!!!!!!

Keith doing Run Run Rudolph is a seasonal favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym62kKIydo8

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 10:41am.

Steven Spielberg...can't bust on him if only for Jaws and ET..

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lol, I actually think 'Jaws' was one of Spielberg's best. Robert Shaw as Quint was brilliant. The scene where he tells the tale of the USS Indianapolis is pure cinema.

Star Wars on the other hand. Those movies (the original ones) actually kind of suck. They are almost direct copies of Japanese samurai movies that were far better in the first place.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

That picture of Britney is priceless.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 10:55am.
The Brad Pitt I will always remember is Tristan Ludlow. And for that, thank you Brad. Peak hit, no need for other roles.

This, times a million.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 10:41am.

Ray Liotta..I must be one of the few but other that Goodfellas which he was fantastic in, IMO he's a brutal over acting hack actor
*waits to get reamed for that one*

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE SAYS SF

Keith Richards....Keef is the MAN, He has that signature sound that can only come from his Fender Telecaster, people forget how good the Stones were, all they hear is Satisfaction and Start me up and the 20 songs they play into the ground but if you go back and listen to their early work like Goats Head Soup and Exile On Main Street you'll remember just how good these guys really were.

TRUE DAT, MAN.

The Brad Pitt I will always remember is Tristan Ludlow. And for that, thank you Brad. Peak hit, no need for other roles.

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 10:37am.

Is that Britney?

Brad Pitt - TYLER
Tara Conner - HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY?
Christina Aguilera - CLOWN
Katie Holmes - CANKLES

Perfect comment. Also, everyone is always bohoo about her marriage with Tom Cruise and cheering her leaving him but really, she needs to be thankful for that kind of exposure. Without it she would be NOWHERE in Hollywood or Broadway because little Joey Potter couldn't even sing "On My Own" without making you want to hurt yourself--no talent. Seriously, Google search her singing that on the show and I promise you'll need a hard drink after it.

HB Ray Liotta, Rachel Griffiths, and Keef Richards.

Bradley, you used to be hot.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Brad Pitt...The loons are going to be having a meltdown today for the GREATEST ACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD....who's last movie BOMBED at the BO so bad it should have been called The Limburger.

Christina Aguilera.....32, the number of lbs she'll gain celebrating today

Katie Holmes....I'd still like ya Katie, glad you got away from Napoleon

Ray Liotta..I must be one of the few but other that Goodfellas which he was fantastic in, IMO he's a brutal over acting hack actor
*waits to get reamed for that one*

Steven Spielberg...can't bust on him if only for Jaws and ET..

Keith Richards....Keef is the MAN, He has that signature sound that can only come from his Fender Telecaster, people forget how good the Stones were, all they hear is Satisfaction and Start me up and the 20 songs they play into the ground but if you go back and listen to their early work like Goats Head Soup and Exile On Main Street you'll remember just how good these guys really were.

Happy Bday Sluts

HB Ray Liotta! How fortunate for the public at the time that Leonardo DiCatchawhorio was too young for Scorsese to ruin Goodfellas with in your role.

Keef!!!! Happy Birthday you piece of gristle. And yes I would.

Is that Britney?

Brad Pitt - TYLER
Tara Conner - HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY?
Christina Aguilera - CLOWN
Katie Holmes - CANKLES
DMX - BIKE?
Casper van Dien - GHOST?
Rachel Griffiths - ANNOYING
Stone Cold Steve - OLD
Ray Liotta - EYES
Stephen Spielberg - GOD
Keith Richards - DEADSEXY

"This world is a whore."

Happy Birthday to Keith Richards!

Keith Richards is defying the odds. Keep livin' Keith! You rock!

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Brad's one nasty roadkill of a 49 yr old. Ugh.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash