Afternoon Crumbs
Either Tamara Eccelstone’s eyebrow game gets an F- or two greasy leeches are attacking her face – Hollywood Tuna
Tommy Girl was as boring and humorless as soggy foreskin on Letterman last night – Lainey Gossip
Instagram is your pimp, will sell your ass and won’t even give you a cut of the profits – Towleroad
The Voice honors the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shootings (and now is not the time to make jokes about Xtina’s $3 Pretty Woman wig) – The Berry
James Franco is giving interviews while high on peyote again – The Superficial
Megan Fox is talking about how having a baby and she will never ever stop – Celebitchy
Roman’s chichis are way more luscious than Joanna Krupa’s – Drunken Stepfather
Justin Theroux shows us what it would look like if Eddie Munster starred in Zoolander – Popsugar
Happy Tuesday, here’s some shaved footballer crotch – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Is Gnarly Girl the new Body Glove? – Popoholic
Selena Gomez loves Hooters – I’m Not Obsessed
Ashley Tisdale is so brave for showing her face after she got attacked by a tsunami of Tang – Just Jared
People don’t want to hear Ke$hit’s Die Young and I wonder why – ICYDK
When you’re doing your morning ritual of injecting Red Bull directly into your skull, Hilary Duff is getting down – IDLYITW
BREAKING: Supermodel picks her own nose. I didn’t even know they were allowed to do that. – Moe Jackson
Tom Cruise loves going to hotels in case there are no gay people there – Videogum
Kim Kardashian looked like a bondage sausage for most of the year – Jezebel
What is Pamela Anderson doing for a check today? – Hollywood Rag
The 11,000 square foot house that pussy popping and goat yodeling bought – Cityrag