Afternoon Crumbs

December 18, 2012 / Posted by:

Either Tamara Eccelstone’s eyebrow game gets an F- or two greasy leeches are attacking her face – Hollywood Tuna 

Tommy Girl was as boring and humorless as soggy foreskin on Letterman last night – Lainey Gossip 

Instagram is your pimp, will sell your ass and won’t even give you a cut of the profits – Towleroad

The Voice honors the victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shootings (and now is not the time to make jokes about Xtina’s $3 Pretty Woman wig) – The Berry 

James Franco is giving interviews while high on peyote again – The Superficial 

Megan Fox is talking about how having a baby and she will never ever stop – Celebitchy

Roman’s chichis are way more luscious than Joanna Krupa’sDrunken Stepfather

Justin Theroux shows us what it would look like if Eddie Munster starred in ZoolanderPopsugar

Happy Tuesday, here’s some shaved footballer crotch – (NSFW) OMG Blog 

Is Gnarly Girl the new Body Glove? – Popoholic

Selena Gomez loves Hooters – I’m Not Obsessed

Ashley Tisdale is so brave for showing her face after she got attacked by a tsunami of Tang – Just Jared

People don’t want to hear Ke$hit’s Die Young and I wonder why – ICYDK

When you’re doing your morning ritual of injecting Red Bull directly into your skull, Hilary Duff is getting down – IDLYITW

BREAKING: Supermodel picks her own nose. I didn’t even know they were allowed to do that. – Moe Jackson 

Tom Cruise loves going to hotels in case there are no gay people there – Videogum

Kim Kardashian looked like a bondage sausage for most of the year – Jezebel

What is Pamela Anderson doing for a check today? – Hollywood Rag 

The 11,000 square foot house that pussy popping and goat yodeling bought – Cityrag

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