Hot Slut Of The Day!
Zoopoo, the bath animal that shits shampoo straight into your hand!
Don't you just get totally bored and almost fall asleep in the shower when you squirt out boring shampoo from a boring Pantene bottle? Don't risk almost sleep drowning to death in your shower. Make shower time fun and exciting by getting a stuffed animal that wet farts out a load of hair soap right into your hand. Who knew that you could get clean while getting into some scat shit with a stuffed animal? Zoopoo really does put the poo in shampoo.
But seriously, I'm not completely sold on this mess. I mean, it's hard to trust a dude who takes a bath with his work shirt on. A stuffed toy pooping shampoo into your hand = RIGHT. A grown man taking a bath with his work shirt on = NOT RIGHT.
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What a crock-o-shit. :D
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Nominee for future Hot Slut Of The Day:
The HOR FUN dishes at Rainbow Chinese restaurant in Minneapolis. HOR FUN!!! You know it's calling your name. Available in chicken, Chinese BBQ pork (PORK!) or shrimp, depending upon whatever makes your peanut butter Skippy.
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No comment ... on account of being overwhelmed by the variety of poo-jokes to choose from.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
This is literally the stupidest thing ever.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I LOVE YOU MK!!!
This is wrong on so many levels. One of these days a child who has been subjected to it is going to decide to squeeze an actual animal in order to have it defecate on their head. Mark my words.
A good dildo cover-up.
That was disturbing as fuck.
Hohan would put vodka and jooree in it.
Lmao....this reminded me of the Barbie + dog I got for my daughter a few yrs ago. The dog shat magnetic brown pellets that looked like tic tacs. It came with a pooper scooper, and when you picked them up, you pretended they were dog treats and re-fed them to the dog. So your Barbie dog was eating shit. :O
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I'm more worried about how much this man enjoys saying 'poo.'
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I hope that wasn't the guy's real name.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
What is this country's fascination for playing with animal shit? First that toy Doggy Do, and now this.
Anything that makes bath-time fun for kids is probably a good idea. *ordering a monkey*
Submitted by Few Words: ". i can put astro glide in it."
Dang, you beat me to it. I was gonna say...
Submitted by mynameisstolen on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:12am.
i have a sneaking suspicion that you unwantingly were forced to buy a "Snuggie" or two, and are suffering from PTSD(post traumatic snuggie damnican'tbeleiveiboughtthat!)disorder... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
If there was an infomercial for this literal crap, my kids would be begging for it. They have suckered their godparents, grandparents, dad (everyone but me) into getting them, moonsand, stuffies, pillow pets, squishy-baff among other things. I hate them all. Just more crap that no one needs. Although the squishy baff looked fun and it was one time use.
When are they going after the teen boy department with a squirting Barbie? Let's face it, that's some greasy hair.
"simply unscrew the bottom, fill it up, and you're ready for your next bath adventure."
that's so wrong
forget the shampoo angle!... imagine the looks you could get at a sports event, concert, etc. if ya just fill the thing up with your favorite beverage!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
sessy. i can put astro glide in it.
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☺ They need to remove the cap so it looks like it's just squirting out the ass.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:49am.
(as a mother, aunt and babysitter you pervs!)
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only on dlisted do you have to make an extra effort to explain, right?!... HAHA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm sorry, but is getting kids shampooed that much of a problem that you have to buy a special product for it? Pfffft.
Of the many children I've bathed (as a mother, aunt and babysitter you pervs!), I'd say that the biggest problem is the rinsing hair so it doesn't get in their eyes, and the childrens' fear that they will go down the drain with the tub water (which Mr. Rogers charmingly addressed with a little song that I sing them).
it's never too early to teach the little ones about some good old fashioned ass play, i guess?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."