Tuesday, December 18th 2012
The CAPTION THIS WINNER Contest For December 17th!
This is what happens when La Leche League hires United Colors of Benneton's ad agency. - Fruitibras
Runners-up:
Memaw Pitt thought the perfect way to taunt Angelina about gay marriage would be to give Maddox the Chik-fil-A cow for Christmas. Instead Maddox taunted Jennifer Aniston about her pregnancy rumors. - seejaneclick
With new boyfriend Tom Cruise in tow, Heidi Klum keeps up her yearly tradition of donning outlandish Halloween costumes. - Trixster
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These funny captions put me over the MOOOOOOOOON!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Weight Watchers never should've asked David Lynch to direct Jessica Simpson's new ad.
Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt at age 62, is still carrying on the families "humanitarian" tradition of feeding the poor.
With a rebel yellllll, she yelled MOOO, MOOO, MOOO-OOOOO......
it's official... George Takei will make an appearance in anything.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Milking cows is so fly
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Why do I feel like this will be Heidi Klum's and bodyguard boytoy's New Year's Eve goddamn costume?
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caprica six was/is here
Sooo, I met this guy off of Craigslist, and basically, this is what my Friday night will look like.
As soon as Romeo Beckham's modeling contract for Burberry expired, his career went UDDERLY south.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kourtney and Khloe take Japan
Kat Von D's obsession with having babies has only just begun...
"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."
Got Fetish?
Dont laugh, at least you ordered the combo #1....I ordered the #2 !
What really went on at Neverland Ranch. . .
In Return of the Jedi, Hands Solo does what he is famous for.
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With a Rebel Yell! .......
Mr. Sulu checks out the peen on planet Moocury
This is the last game that Harry Styles ever played with that auto-tuned cow Taylor Swift.
The birth of Honey Boo Boo Child
Tokyo TV presents "Oh Here Go Honey Roo-Roo"
Mr. Sulu breaks the Prime Directive, yet again.
Udderly Alien!
I need more cowbell. And less everything else.
Just what every Japanese bukaki film needs, more cowbell.
George Takei and partner are over the moon since they decided to adopt.
I do not like this japanese version of Blackadder the second. Lord Edmund and Nursey look rather silly and weird.
Early photos reveal how Pimp Mama Kris taught her daughters how to latch onto the fame whore tit and suck it for all it's worth.
TEXBRO
Needs less cowbell.
Why buy the cow when you can get the creeps for free?
This is what happens when La Leche League hires United Colors of Benneton's ad agency.
Does that cow Mariah Carey hafta have her tits hanging out in every pic? Sheesh.
No one is ever ready for a Khloe Kardashian nipple slip.
The Moo-ney shot.
Here's the twit pic of that mouse guy proposing to Kat Von D
Memaw Pitt thought the perfect way to taunt Angelina about gay marriage would be to give Maddox the Chik-fil-A cow for Christmas. Instead Maddox taunted Jennifer Aniston about her pregnancy rumors.
And for every time you Chick-Fil-A cow fucks tell me to "eat mor chikin", I take an udder. We clear?
Milkin' Japanese I think I'm milkin' Japanese I really think so.
Chestica Simpson's Got Milk campaign 2013.
Hefferjuko Japan looks lovely in the spring.
With new boyfriend Tom Cruise in tow, Heidi Klum keeps up her yearly tradition of donning outlandish Halloween costumes.
DAMMIT I told you guys to get Kevin Clash off the set!
Something in the milk ain't clean.
The Kayne and Kim sex video is not what I expected.
I didn't know George Takei was a breastfeeding coach. And to Jessica Simpson, no less!
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
It took Mr. Zulu himself to exact the appropriate revenge for Psy's stupid remarks.
*(An aside: why do grown-ass middle-aged asian men insist on dressing up as toddlers in animal costumes? Extra creepy)
hmm..I didn't know Flavor Flav sold Cowbells.
Needs more Cowbell!
Ack, OurMissC! I swear I didn't see yours! Great mindz think alike, LOL!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Salma Hayek's Mexican hometown performing their annual passion play in honor of her life-giving milk jugs.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles