Brooke Mueller Is Out Of Rehab After Six Days
Brooke Mueller went to rehab not even a week ago after she sort of kind of ate too many Adderall pills and she's already out! Brooke did the speed (Note: If you stop right there, this sentence would still be factual.) version of rehab and now she's cured. It's a miracle!
A source tells TMZ that Brooke checked into rehab for the 19th time, because she wanted to detox and get all the Adderall out of her system. Brooke wasn't looking to get actual treatment or counseling to curb her hunger for Adderall. She just wanted to dry out. Brooke is getting outpatient treatment, though, so there's that. Denise Richards was taking care of Brooke's twins, but Brooke flipped out when she wanted to take them to Charlie Sheen's Christmas party, so Brooke's mom took them. Now that she's out of rehab, the twins are back with Brooke.
I've had colds that took longer than six days to kick, but Brooke isn't going to get the Guinness World Record for the most times in rehab by staying in rehab and kicking her addiction. So I totally understand why she checked out after a week. But I need to change the subject and call out Brooke's twin boys. In the picture above, Brooke has got a boy on each arm and I'm guessing she did that so they could cover her nipples and they didn't do that! What's the point of bringing your twin boys to a Toys 'R Us event if they're not going to cover up your nips in front of the photographers? Now I have to strain my hands (not really) by using the Photoshop blur tool to blur out Brooke's nipples so your puritanical boss won't fire you for looking at nipples. And it's Brooke's twins' fault. You're fired, twins!
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She definitely has a crazy life so much. She definitely has issues and needs to get help for it so much. She is a parent and needs this help. CBI Monarch House
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Nice job Brooke! Maybe next time you'll manage to stay for 10 days. Baby steps baby steps!
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I honestly can't believe this stupid bitch is still alive. She's been a crackhead most of her life, so why did she bring two innocent children into the world. She's a piece of shit that should just give Denise Richards custody of her kids.
Submitted by dorian_graye on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:08pm.
I doubt birth control makes a difference when you're a skank ho snaring a rich babydaddy.
Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:27pm.
I think she's actually married now.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:51pm.
Same here. To be frank, a lot of them are troubled with addiction and sexual abuse.
Submitted by mynameisstolen on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 6:25pm.
Who gives a crap what she was or wasn't in the past?
She's proven that of the three people responsible for Charlie Sheen's underage spawn, she is most likely to keep her head down, not say anything and just take care of the children.
I suspect those sad little boys will end up on her doorstep in a few years. Brooke's a longtime crackhead and she clearly has no interest in being there for them if she just wants a detox and no rehab. In a year or two she'll probably OD, and Carlos will just drop them off with Denise.
And really, that's the best thing for them, since Denise is their best chance at a semi-quasi-sorta normal family life, especially since she also has their older sisters.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:20pm.
CPS won't bother her because she's rich and has rich relatives.
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
She is a single parent trying to support her children. Instead of doing the right thing and throwing that picture away you are all commenting and sexualizing her
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 8:32pm.
Why OH Why did I listen to some of you and google...
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Boredas, darn, you already saw them? HAHAHA
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Wish I didn't :(
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 8:32pm.
Why OH Why did I listen to some of you and google...
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Boredas, darn, you already saw them? HAHAHA
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Ugh, did she get cheek implants? Seriously, ho's need to stop with that mess. It doesn't make you look younger, it just makes you look like someome needs to conduct a hoarding intervention concerning your swole assed face.
And is the kid on the left a GINGER??? Holy fucking shit! Can you imagine your Dad is Charlie Sheen and your Mom is Brooke Mueller AND you're a ginger???? Now don't get me wrong, I LURVES me my gingers, but let's face it, I'm in the minority so I foresee some serious Danny Bonneduce ANGRY ginger fuckery in this kid's future...:-(
Denise, come get these kids!
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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 7:50pm.
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I know. I'm not sure what else this woman does besides being Charlie's ex and going to rehab. The faces she was making at this event do not seem normal either. This was no nip slip.
http://www.egotastic.com/photos/brooke-mueller-flashes-her-see-through-t...
http://www.egotastic.com/photos/brooke-mueller-flashes-her-see-through-t...
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Why OH Why did I listen to some of you and google the uncensored version her Iguana Titties.
The left nip is looking down, and the right one is looking to the side.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Wow I was completely unaware that there is now a drive thru for Rehab.
oh-- and KUDOS to Hockeymom. You are a good old soul. As for me, I have "interfered" in the lives of children and the elderly on my own, and AIDS patients by way of God's Love We Deliver. But it's actually harder when it involves your family or exes, and there I have had to pick and choose. So I give mad props to you.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
LMAO @ Jack-n-the-Hat: "it's like fucking Marty Feldman died and came back as Brooke Mueller's tits."
...and i so WOULDN'T.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
I work in mental health and the first four days is usually detox since she od'ed right??, so she basically had two whole days of rehab and group talks.
I love a batshit crazy, blonde crack whore as much as the rest of you but did anyone google the unblurred version of that picture? She has some seriously wonky tits... it's like fucking Marty Feldman died and came back as Brooke Mueller's tits... no thank you (I so would).
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 6:31pm.
GET OUT OF HERE, BROOKE.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKY that made me crack up and nearly made me choke, bitch*! ollolol
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TMZ Live is saying that it was not rab but more just monitored drying out cuz she was on the phone the whole time.
Wake me in time for the live blogging for her funeral.
So, it took 6 days to detox and now she's good to go on round number 20?
Poor babies, but they'll probably be better off with someone else raising them.
guess who we are casting in the remake of PSYCHO!?!?
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Submitted by mynameisstolen on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 6:25pm.
Is everyone forgetting that Denise Richards was a hooker?
She was one of Heidi's girls. She is the Vivian to Charlie's Edward.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is everyone forgetting that Denise Richards was a hooker?
She was one of Heidi's girls. She is the Vivian to Charlie's Edward.
The reality is, this woman will be dead from a drug overdose within a few years, then Denise will most likely be raising them. Let's hope they're not so effed up by then that they'll be a completely lost cause.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope: "And come to think of it.... WHY doesnt Charlie have custody? Yes he's crazy but if he's working on a TV show certainly he's for the most part clean. He could get nannies. What's his deal man? Take her back to court! Where is CPS?!?!"
HE doesn't want them. He gets to look magnanimous by "letting" Brooke have custody.
They'd hardly be better off. Do you remember the kerfuffle when he had his "goddesses" babysitting the kids? I have nothing against porn actresses and sex workers, but I wouldn't want them caring for my children.
And as far as being taken are of by nannies, they already are. Same difference, really.
And I don't think he's clean and sober. No way.
Sorry, not to be argumentative with YOU. The same thought crossed my mind. (Especially with all the mother-blaming going on in the Newtown Tragedy discussions. WHERE ARE THE FATHERS?)
Who goes to rehab 19 fucking times?! POINTLESS. God, I hate this vapid whore.
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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:11pm.
EEG I guess not everybody reads dlisted as faithfully as we do!
It was a joke people!
Mea culpa me too....I'm so ashamed. *promptly cancels Dlisted account, changes name, adopts disguise and moves to another country....*
Sorry tojo, I'm a feckin eejit.
Sarcasm duly noted. And Anne Hathaway-- me loves her, but put some panties on for crissakes or stop whining.
*hugs tojo*
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:18pm.
I wonder if Charlie Sheen's married adult daughter has any involvement with her younger half siblings? I don't know much about her, but she's allegedly normal.
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Yeah what happened to her? Wasn't she raised by Martin Sheen and his wife?
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:03pm.
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I also thought Anne Hathaway's "rottencrotch shot..." was ridiculous and unremarkable, ugh. LOL
As for this lady, I find it gross that the media makes all these side characters in every celebrity's life famous now! I hardly gaf about the celebs let alone all these other people. *sigh*
ETA: Tojo, I hadn't noticed you have already all these responses. *whispers* didn't even see the nip slip on my phone. ;)
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And come to think of it.... WHY doesnt Charlie have custody? Yes he's crazy but if he's working on a TV show certainly he's for the most part clean. He could get nannies. What's his deal man? Take her back to court! Where is CPS?!?!
Kizzy---Agreed. She realized someone has to be the adult in this situation, and she cares enough about her children she doesn't want their half-siblings to suffer. I think she realized those girls of hers are the only real family those boys are going to have in future.
I never thought about it like that but now that you said it, Denise is probably thinking in terms of the bigger brother/ sister/ sibling picture. Oh and I had a calico cat that I named Kizzy years ago! She was bootiful!
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:03pm.
Too subtle! *admiring earwax*
EEG I guess not everybody reads dlisted as faithfully as we do!
It was a joke people!
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she looks a little deranged.
Whenever I look at Brooke and Charlie I see two people who never would have hooked up if not for the drugs. They both look like each other's biggest mistake!
Please, for the love of god, make birth control pills available over the counter before America is completely overrun by skank whores with children to raise.
Poor tojo. :( Looks like everyone woke the fuck up today without their sense of humour.
Denise Richards really is a (former) hooker with a heart of gold!
how did this woman get pregnant in the first place at all? doesn't your fertility go down if you're a crackhead? the boys seem to fraternal twins, possibly they were conceived thru IVF. but still, how does a crackhead go thru 9 pregnant months and have seemingly healthy children? or - did she and charlie have a surrogate? i guess that might explain it, but i never heard it
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:45pm.
How sad that the photographer and the bloggers are taking advantage of her accidental nip slip.
She is a single parent trying to support her children.
AND ANOTHER THING...
She is hardly your average "single parent" working one or two shitty jobs trying to pay healthcare and provide a stable home for her two sons. Her mother married into vast wealth; the father of these two children is a one percenter. She is collossal failure as a human being, but is being carried by supportive family. Supportive family WITH MONEY. It may not buy happiness, but it sure as hell enables losers.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:45pm.
She is a single parent trying to support her children. Instead of doing the right thing and throwing that picture away you are all commenting and sexualizing her.
A sad day indeed...
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she's a useless piece of trash and she isn't a single parent. charlie sheen is still alive as far as i know. she's walking around braless in a sheer top at a KIDS event and you expect no one to say anything?
@chewin you got it! ;)
@ Hockey just paraphrasing what Anne Hathaway said about her rottencrotch shot...
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Rehab for the 19th time for 6 whole days? Why is this crackwhore still alive? Useless POS. Those poor little boys. I hope the nanny is their primary caregiver.
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:45pm.
She is a single parent trying to support her children. Instead of doing the right thing and throwing that picture away you are all commenting and sexualizing her.
A sad day indeed...
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Whoa, WTF? If this so called "mom" showed up at my kids' birthday party or ANY event based on or around CHILDREN, she would deserve this barrage. Her attire in completely inappropriate for a children's event...made even worse by the fact that she TOOK HER CHILDREN WITH HER!
Clearly this bitch shouldn't have custody, bc she keeps showing us --19 times, 20 with this outfit-- that she does not have a clue about raising children. I am one of the most liberal parents out there, but my kids wouldn't see me in a top like this, and certainly NEVER in public.
Sorry, no quarter or fucks given for this piece of trash. None.
I'm not sure what event she is attending there, but the irony that it's probably some child foundation did not escape me.
What cute baby friends. Too bad their parents are nutcase junkies.
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And she has custody why?
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:45pm.
How sad that the photographer and the bloggers are taking advantage of her accidental nip slip.
She is a single parent trying to support her children. Instead of doing the right thing and throwing that picture away you are all commenting and sexualizing her.
A sad day indeed...
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lolllol...I assume you're joking, right?
Accidental nip slips can be avoided altogether by wearing the appropriate clothing to events that advocate children and their playthings.
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