Billy Idol She Ain't
Miley Cyrus completed her transformation into the chipmunk Billy Idol last night when she screamed out "Rebel Yell" at VH1 Divas Live. Since she's a hardcore rock bitch now, Miley grabbed at her cooter, molested her own chipmunk chichis and screeched out an ear drum-bursting sound that made Billy Idol pick up the phone and call a suicide prevention hotline. Who ever "she" is needs to stop crying out for MORE MORE MORE, because all of us want LESS LESS LESS of this mess. People call animal control when they hear sounds like the sound that came out of Miley's mouth last night.
Not only does Billy Ray's finest kin need to step away from rock songs forever, but she also needs to step away from all bottles of peroxide. Bitch is looking more and more like Jane Child's toddler son who was fed moonshine instead of milk as a baby. But on a positive note, I will slap a gold star on Miley's forehead for wearing a formal version of The Slut Dress.
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I don't mind the hair, she has a great voice, but it sounds like she's singing on a completely different key every few seconds, and her voice never really went okay with the song.
If that wasn't enough, they couldn't even be bothered to hire a guitarist who could play Steve Stevenson's "laser toy-gun" part.
I feel bad for her, as with most child-stars, she got used as a child and is lost as an adult.
wow, that really sucked, but it wasn't nearly as bad as what Nastasha Bedingfield & Co. did to "Groove is in the Heart".
this whole annual VH1 diva-singing shit needs to stop already since they're now scraping the mold off the walls and declaring pretty much anyone with a vagina to be a diva.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I didn't mind her hair when she first cut it, it was kind of ok, but she looks like pure shit with it cut this short. It really does bring out all her bad features.
tempokat LOL OMG the Apaculpo Lounge! and I saw Jill St John flirting it up with Doc!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
She does have a great body though...but that hair is just way too short...not a good look for most women. I didn't listen to her singing..just couldn't do it.
Jeez GG, now thatcha mentioned the Love Boat, care to go back further in the wayback machine and recall Love, American Style??!!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:34pm.
Does anybody remember way back when when The Love Boat had Sonny Bono on there as a "famous rock star" and he was painted up like a low budget member of KISS and he was jumping around yelling/singing "slash it...smash it...slash it. Yeah"?
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Bahahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UimX_j0O7dQ
No problemo, Whamo! Lol. So I guess we're the only ones in agreement. We'll have to stick it out together. Uhh...who's going to explain to dog and IF?
:drops to ground away from stray rocks flying by:
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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I agree....Mr. Idol should sue....
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
We refer to this Redneck Rhianna Reject as Slimey Anus.
@ GG.....:P
*ducks*
*chucks rocks at Whamo's helmet*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Does anybody remember way back when when The Love Boat had Sonny Bono on there as a "famous rock star" and he was painted up like a low budget member of KISS and he was jumping around yelling/singing "slash it...smash it...slash it. Yeah"? Well this performance was as convincing as that one.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:23pm.
Ok...I'm kinda there with Whamo :
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Well thank you Crazy Momma, I knew I liked you for a reason:)
I agree with you on the dress length, no holes if it's going to be that long and shorter if you're going to have the holes in it.
I think she looks cute in the last thumb.
*puts helmet on, stands by GG*
the song was... what's the opposite of "effortless"? effortful?
in general she looks like a cheap rock singer off of the 80s. is that the LOOK now? i don't think so
i like the black pumps tho
Ok...I'm kinda there with Whamo ::moves further than arms length from GG:: I kinda think the style looks good on her. Don't care for the platinum blonde, but the style is cute.
And, I like the dress also. Although, I think it should be formal length or mini. The length it is now is just not...right. Just looks odd to me.
:places steak over Whamos bruised eye: =p
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Just another untalented Disney cast off trying to make it slutting it up and trying way too hard to be edgy. She's as irrelevant as the Commodore 64, but she hasn't gotten the memo.
Excellent reference to the Commodore 64, La Chaylo! Well done!
Her haircut accentuates all of her unattractive features and she wails like a banshee hillbilly goat.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:15pm.
*backhands Whamo*
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LOl, I figured I was going to get a lot more grief than that so I'll take that backhander no probs.
Liam in into all of that Hannah Montana money and fame.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'll take this short cropped hair instead of Britney's squirrel weave. Good for her for not feeling like she needs all that hair to be sexy.
I like her look. Not sure she has the voice for hard rock, but I applaud her effort.
The only good Vh1 Divas performance that ever occured was Gretchen Wilson singing "Barracuda" by Heart. Her voice is powerful and amazing, it fills a whole auditorium.
All the rest of the Divas performances are comedy pieces where you watch some idiot like Miley or Fergie ruin a classic song.
EDIT: Nevermind, Gretchen sang "Barracuda" at Vh1 Rock Honours. So there are officially zero good Divas performances.
Someone on here said recently that Miley needs longer hair to counter-balance everything that's wrong with her face. That is SO true. She looks extra goofy with short hair. Nothing to hide behind.
Is Liam really into this?
*backhands Whamo*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The deal with the granny slut dress: She's trying to show ya'll that she doesn't have panties on. OOOhhhh that Miley!
Mr. Idol should sue.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
It sounds like somebody pressed the record button before crashing a plate glass truck into a chicken coop.
I can't get the clip to play. Her short hair look is kinda growing on me, I don't think she looks THAT bad with it ....meh..
That was my haircut from 1979 - 1981 but I got over it. This family has rodent-in-the-face streak.
The Slut Dress needs its own keyword tag.
*Dry heaves* she looks like a better-embalmed version of Ellen DeGeneres. Nauseatingly annoying.
FYI Miley Syphilis: your shelf life expired the moment the final credits rolled on your idiotic Disney Channel show.
Also, WTF is up with the slut dress/granny pumps combo?
That is a stupid song. It was stupid when Billy Idol sang it, (although he did sing it WELL) and it's even more stupid listening to this hillbilly try to sing it.
She is Christy Turlington compared to that hideous younger sister of hers. Maybe that is why she thinks she can pull off this look.
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:53pm.
Between she and Bieber, they have hardcore covered.
ahahahahahahaa!!! thug life!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
joan jett did it better.
suck on that miley.
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I really don't get what she is trying to be? Sinéad O'Connor maybe? Pink? She is never going to be anything except for Hannah Montana and she got lucky with that in the first place. Her voice and face are both super annoying.
Way to fuck up a classic, Miley.
I couldn't get past the shite intro. Looks like she got her costume from a pile of "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" leftovers.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hot damn, she is one homely looking girl. Agreed with whoever said that when your hair is that short, you need some pretty in the face. Poor thing looks like her ugly-ass momma.
and now she must be destroyed
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hahah! I kind of like weird rocker chick Miley Cyrus. At least she's trying something different...
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Douchechill!
THIS is what passes for a diva these days? I remember VH1 Divas being Whitney, Mimi, Donna Summer, Tina Turner, Faith Hill...
fucking miley cyrus??????
Wrong on all levels.
(And I think she lip-synced to an auto tuned track where they added vibrato to her voice.)
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:57pm.
The casting call for the idiots to pack in the "audience" of these television performances is on par with the audience who "Oooh!"s and "Ahhh!"s in those infomercials.
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They lured them in with promises that after singing, her teeth can still slice right through a tomato and a steel can.
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Gross. If 1980s Brigitte Nielsen were a hillbilly lesbian, she'd look like this.
Crowding surfing? Bitch, please.