Miley Cyrus completed her transformation into the chipmunk Billy Idol last night when she screamed out “Rebel Yell” at VH1 Divas Live. Since she’s a hardcore rock bitch now, Miley grabbed at her cooter, molested her own chipmunk chichis and screeched out an ear drum-bursting sound that made Billy Idol pick up the phone and call a suicide prevention hotline. Who ever “she” is needs to stop crying out for MORE MORE MORE, because all of us want LESS LESS LESS of this mess. People call animal control when they hear sounds like the sound that came out of Miley’s mouth last night.
Not only does Billy Ray’s finest kin need to step away from rock songs forever, but she also needs to step away from all bottles of peroxide. Bitch is looking more and more like Jane Child’s toddler son who was fed moonshine instead of milk as a baby. But on a positive note, I will slap a gold star on Miley’s forehead for wearing a formal version of The Slut Dress.