Billy Idol She Ain't
Miley Cyrus completed her transformation into the chipmunk Billy Idol last night when she screamed out "Rebel Yell" at VH1 Divas Live. Since she's a hardcore rock bitch now, Miley grabbed at her cooter, molested her own chipmunk chichis and screeched out an ear drum-bursting sound that made Billy Idol pick up the phone and call a suicide prevention hotline. Who ever "she" is needs to stop crying out for MORE MORE MORE, because all of us want LESS LESS LESS of this mess. People call animal control when they hear sounds like the sound that came out of Miley's mouth last night.
Not only does Billy Ray's finest kin need to step away from rock songs forever, but she also needs to step away from all bottles of peroxide. Bitch is looking more and more like Jane Child's toddler son who was fed moonshine instead of milk as a baby. But on a positive note, I will slap a gold star on Miley's forehead for wearing a formal version of The Slut Dress.
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She didn't get her pappy's good looks. Unfortunately she looks like her freak mom. Mama Cyrus(aka slut groupie) looks like her head was left in a vice for a month.
@ Miss Brooks...the Mrs. Sinatra reference is a hoot!
How come no LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN references? The song is in the movie and her rude look was clearly influenced by helen slaters'
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2800000/The-Legend-of-Billie-Jea...
Let us praise the masters of slow death
oh, Miley... you can just fuck right off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Te998qhgME
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I recommend that edgy, androgynous Miley puts on a tap hat and sings this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJwhAG6_wkQ
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:38pm.
Don't make me start liking Miley, dammit!
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Sorry!
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 11:38pm.
Don't make me start liking Miley, dammit!
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:30pm.
Atheist? i guess u never saw the youtube video she made with her slut friend mandy jiroux where she said "everything i do is for Jesus"
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She recently tweeted this atheist quote from Laurence Krauss:
"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today."
Giggles at Bango (unabashed real short hair girl digger, lolol) Girl should redo those crowns/caps whatever they are, she can afford it now. The bod's happening though, I'll give ya that. ;p
@Joanne, I'd say Billy's legacy is safe. ha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I generally like Miley: she's an Atheist, a pothead, a slut on hiatus and she wears Dr. Martens. However, it's clear in this performance that she's still Disneyfied and can't truly adopt this Badass persona she so desperately craves.
Atheist? i guess u never saw the youtube video she made with her slut friend mandy jiroux where she said "everything i do is for Jesus"
Billy Idol should sue.
I don't really mind the hair, she has a great figure, but who picked the song for her? Honestly, who thought, "She looks so much like Billy Idol let's pick one of his really hard songs to sing and let her do it and have a horrible band backing her up." No one does it like Billy, hon, I would never cover him.
This reminds me of when Avril Laveeene paid tribute to Metallica.
I generally like Miley: she's an Atheist, a pothead, a slut on hiatus and she wears Dr. Martens. However, it's clear in this performance that she's still Disneyfied and can't truly adopt this Badass persona she so desperately craves.
i don't know why i am surprised that she is so weak, that the song is so completely devoid of energy - but she might as well have just lip-synched it. lame.
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God don't like ugly.
This cut complements her huge round head far better than the fringed one. She looks good. Actually she looks great.
Soooo thankful I dont have speakers at work! She looks stooooopid walking around the stage tryna look all gangsta lol I can only imagine how much worse it looks with sound!
"I wanna like her but then she opens her mouf and those big ole teefs come out! ARGH"
why would u wanna like her? she's awful
Watching this video, I suddenly hoped that the Mayans were right about that apocalypse.
WTF
Give it up, bitch. You'll never be as cool as P!nk.
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
She looks a little like Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes with this hair.
Difference being that Calvin is actually cute and loveable.
Billy, please do not release any more of your songs for this twat to sing, ok? Thanks.
ALVIN!
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Heehee, Bango! One of my best friends w hippie parents told me her folks dragged her 1-year-old ass to a Ravi Shankar (RIP) concert in the '60s!
I love that The Slut Dress reference lives on.
I had turn it off when she laid down on the crowd to carry her to the stage. I couldn't. And she's just a really strange looking girl. It's like her face can't accommodate her teeth.
And Billy Idol was the first concert I went to on my own (with friends)! Charmed Life, like a mother fucker.
My first concert was The Grateful Dead, with Bob Dylan and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers... But I was too young to appreciate it....
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What Within said.
I don't hate her 'till she opens her yap.
Normally I like short hair, but she has such a hillfolkin look to her, I just can't...
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I thought that's Justin Bieber finally manning it up.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Submitted by louise_brooks: "Maybe she's going to move into The Dakota and give birth to a devil baby?
I really, really hate that dress length. It is completely unflattering on everyone. It stops at the widest part of the calf and makes the legs look stumpy. I do like her shoes though."
Agree on the dress length. Awful on everyone.
And I just watched "Rosemary's Baby" last night! So many delicious things! The fashion, the glimpses of Olde Tyme New York, Ruth Gordon, that apartment, the creepy "la la la la la" music...
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 3:17pm.
I don"t really care about this trick most of the time. But when she massacres music I grew up with I want to punch her in her warbling face.
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THIS
What the fuck. This is truly sacrilege.
Our world is truly ending.
This stupid little girl singing Rebel Yell?!?!?!?!
Did Billy Idol really allow her to sing her song????
I wanna like her but then she opens her mouf and those big ole teefs come out! ARGH
"hardcore rock bitch" - oh, I don't think so MK, there is nothing harcore about this chickiepoo!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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she can't freakin' sing. that's why she has to scream. also her mom is a whore...i mean groupie who billy ray only married cause he accidentally knocked her up. it's no wonder she's a totally arrogant bitch who thinks she's all that and has no morals. worst celebrity ever.
good: adam(not a diva, but a good host/singer most of the time) miley, natalie's "groove is in the heart", pitbull
uhh the rest suxd! :>
but seriously the hair, miley?
and true divas, never sing anothr divas song!
this was VH1 2012 wannabe divas. :/
~O..+~
"Have you met Howard?"
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 4:06pm.
Yeah, those are the eyes of Trish Cyrus' daughter. Her momma has eyes so close together she looks like a cyclops.
And her mouth with those giant long teeth is like something you'd seen on one of Sauron's minions. It scares me, especially in pic 4.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
To pull off hair this short you have to have a great face. It doesn't have to be gorgeous, but the features need to be good. I didn't realise her eyes were so close together before this cut, and that mouth with those hungry hungry teeth....
Maybe she's going to move into The Dakota and give birth to a devil baby?
I really, really hate that dress length. It is completely unflattering on everyone. It stops at the widest part of the calf and makes the legs look stumpy. I do like her shoes though.
Don't cut your hair if your face resembles any kind of rodent.
"Heeeyyayyyayyyyy… it's a party with the chipmunk-face!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Anima on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 3:13pm.
I don't mind the hair, she has a great voice,
That is where you lost me.
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
Well, her father is starring in a show on Broadway, so possibly the world will come to an end on Friday.
Doing it in red, white, and blue-ooo-ooo-ooo!
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You know what we call that!? MIND-TAKING, BABY! Accept NO substitutes!
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 3:36pm.
I kinda like the hair on her, but I always envy women who are that brave with their hair anyway.
I think if I didn't know who she was and saw these pics, she'd get my attention.
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I cut my hair short like Miley's last year (didn't bleach it, though). It looks great....for about 2 weeks, until it starts growing in. You have to cut it every 3 weeks otherwise it starts looking raggedy. To much of a pain in the ass for me.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
She's trying WAY too hard but it'll never work. Hilary Duff tried pulling the "sexy edgy" schtick and it failed epically.
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Also, when you end a statement with "Kim Kardashian is fabulous," all your previous points are INVALID, because obviously you have lost your damn mind." - MK
I kinda like the hair on her, but I always envy women who are that brave with their hair anyway.
I think if I didn't know who she was and saw these pics, she'd get my attention.
But, since its Miley for gawds sakes, I'ma roll my eyes and tell her to stop singing shit she has no business singing.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
trick, PLEASE. I can't with you.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
That shit stunk worse then burnt hair.
I don"t really care about this trick most of the time. But when she massacres music I grew up with I want to punch her in her warbling face.