Afternoon Crumbs

10-year-old Romeo Beckham is a Burberry model now. Next up: Harper Seven’s campaign for Louis Vuitton Pampers – Lainey Gossip 

Charlize Theron has grey hair, is still hot – Popoholic

Glamberace covers “Ray of Light” and manages to make Madonna sound like a trained opera singer with the voice of a million angels – Towleroad

If you’re having a wedding and looking for a crazy mess to drink all the free booze and give your pervy uncle a hand job in the bathroom before stealing half of the gifts off the gift table, call Lindsay Lohan. Or call me, I’ll do it for free – The Superficial 

This is why the Victoria’s Secret Angels are crying today – Celebitchy

James Franco is going to be pissed at Emma Roberts when he finds out that she borrowed his favorite shirt to wear without asking – Drunken Stepfather 

Emma Stone’s got a shoulder full of Gosling – The Berry 

Shouldn’t Stacy Keibler be busy practicing her “walk, smile, fake laugh at George’s joke” routine for awards season? – Hollywood Tuna 

Somewhere there’s a gay matador who is sad because Gwen Stefani stole his outfit – ICYDK

Harry Styles got bored of playing with Taylor Swift’s Easy Bake Oven (not a euphemism) so he went off and boned some chicks instead – IDLYITW

What in hitchhiking cowgirl granny hell is John Mayer wearing? – Just Jared

Well, here’s Count Von Count in his chonies, because why not? – Popsugar

I didn’t know White Oprah was a highly talented recording artist – OMG Blog 

My guess is Steven Tyler? – SOW

Carmen Electra’s shoes look like they’re trying to escape from her feet – Hollywood Rag 

Doesn’t everybody suck dick in the sauna at the gym? Isn’t that the only reason to go to the gym? – The Frisky 

My guess is Gay Al Reynolds? – Cityrag

It’s like Brit Brit walked straight off the runways of Paris – I’m Not Obsessed

Tracy Browning might be a Lohan – Crunk + Disorderly