Well, one way to pretty much get rid of those twat munching rumors is to get engaged to a man. Kelly Clarkson, star of the most important movie of 2003 From Justin to Kelly, is engaged to her boyfriend of a year Brandon Blackstock. Brandon, who’s a talent manager and Reba McEntire’s stepson, and Kelly announced yesterday afternoon that they’re getting married. A few hours after they did that, Kelly showed off her totally demure and subtle engagement on WhoSay and explained it like this:
Everyone has been asking about my engagement ring, so here it is It’s a yellow canary diamond with diamonds around it and Brandon designed it with Johnathon Arndt! They did an amazing job! I can’t wait to make Brandon’s ring with Johnathon as well!
THAT RING! It looks like a sucked-on Halls cough drop surrounded by diamonds. I’m patiently waiting for Claire’s to file a lawsuit against Brandon Blackstock (Note: You don’t know HOW bad my fingers want to type “Brandon BlackCock“) for stealing one of their designs. It’s nice that Kelly is getting married and everything, but does she really want to wear a ring that looks like diamond piss? That diamond is too yellow. It needs to drink more water.