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Heinz EZ Squirt colored ketchup!
For what felt like only a quick second in 2000, Heinz wanted to make the lives of children and acid heads more exciting by putting out a line of squirtable, colored ketchup. Heinz EZ Squirt came in purple, green, blue and a "mystery color." Heinz EZ Squirt was supposed to taste just like ketchup, but it's funny how when you put your tongue on green ketchup, it doesn't really taste like blended tomatoes. It tastes more like something that came out of Slimer's peen slit. Strangely enough, ketchup that was the same color as Smurf snot wasn't exactly a hit and Heinz stopped making it in 2006.
It's kind of sad that Heinz EZ Squirt is in the fucked up food cemetery, because if it was around today, it would make a wonderful diet tool. When you're stoned into the next dimension and halfway through devouring five orders of animal-style cheese fries from In-N-Out, the only way you'll be able to stop is if you taint those delicious fries with purple ketchup that looks like Barney's butt drool. Actually, that wouldn't stop me. It would probably make me eat more. It's like eating rainbow jizz!
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Amazing how important color is to the brain-clues for food. I tried this stuff and swear it tasted "off" but for a gag we did blindfold taste tests between that and the red and no one could tell the difference, but only if you couldn't see it. We threw the bottle out. Explains why "clear Coke (remember that?) never made it.
this is like friends of mine who said "eww" when they saw that real chicken meat is actually yellowish, not pinky white because it has not been washed with bleach and chemicals.
if we all ate less chemicals, preservatives and food coloring in our food, we would be better for it.
nothing tastes better than C4172681264162857147127 in other words, the code for color Green in food preservatives.
im not gonna lie i was an avid buyer of the green while it was out.. i liked it.
I tried green, and that was only because I had a coupon and it as practically free. A friend and I were just reminiscing about this stuff just the other day.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
I tried the green one. It didn't seem TOO weird because there are green tomatoes but yeah, lots of food coloring.
1) Where was Heinz at Halloween?
2) Why no Jizz variety?
3) Wtf? I like my ketchup just fine. Who's in charge over there because these bitches are out of touch.
I'd like to fire their entire advertising team for this mess cuz they suck. OH, AND YOU TOUCH IN-N-OUT, AND YOU DIE! ;0
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Oh no... no, no, no! That just looks too disgusting...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
It looks like someone poured purple frosting over those fries.
Never had the pleasure of trying this and am very glad. Purple potatoes are good though. And purple broccoli. :)
This crap. Artificial colors have been linked to ADD and brain development in children. Why do we need our foods colored??
u couldn't pay me to eat this
My son liked this ish and it used to make me want to vom when I watched him eat it. My mom bought it and I only survived half the bottle. Watching him drizzle this on fries (purple) was gross.
The thoughts and memories alone...ewww.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I'm the same way with white asparagus. LOVE the green stuff. But the white stuff looks like little peckers. Not that there is anything wrong with peckers. I just don't want them sharing a plate with my fish.
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Our Central Market has purple potatoes which I made for a dinner party. Once.
Not what I want to look at when I'm hungover and nauseous. Ugh, gross.
That is so nasty. It looks like liquid Play Doh.
This is disgusting, it looks as if a Teletubby jizzed all over those fries. Please come up with a new post so I won't have to look at those hideous pics again.
Clown Bukkake!
I can't.
Eating on blue plates is an old diet trick
Gross
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I could have sworn this was a hot slut before. Am I imagining it?
*Gag* I remember this poo. My sister bought this for her daughters...She thought I was a bad mum because I didnt give into my kids every whim. It just looked vomitous.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
No.
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Gag....I don't even remember this.
I had my first child in 2000, so I think I was oblivious to everything going on around me. Too busy with babies!! Lol
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Some colors just aren't appetizing to the eyes and stomach. It's science. Red makes you hungry and want to buy stuff. Think McDonalds and Target.
gross
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" It tastes more like something that came out of Slimer's peen slit."
LOL does anyone else remember that Slimer juice Ecto Cooler? My little brother drank gallons of that crap.