Lindsay Lohan Finally Thanks Charlie Sheen For Giving Her $100,000
Since Charlie Sheen has a such a giving heart and is always happy to bail out a fellow coke whore, he gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 as a gift a couple of weeks ago. Charlie said that the $100,000 was for a "project" (read: a rim job since not even School Teacher from Hookers at the Point would tongue tickle Charlie's b-hole for $100,000) and then he whined to the media about she never gave him a thank you of any kind. Lindsay Lohan ungrateful and rude?! NEVAH!
TMZ says that after Charlie Sheen called Lindsay Lohan out for being a rude bitch, she sent him a bouquet of flowers and a thank you card. Some source says that LiLo didn't thank Charlie for contributing to the vodka industry by giving her $100k, because her phone broke and she lost all of her contacts including his number. Yes, Lindsay Lohan could've stuffed a rolled thank you note in the cooch of a random L.A. call girl and it would've gotten to Charlie Sheen in under 24 hours. But since her brain is a cocaine breast implant, she didn't think of that and came up with another amazing excuse that will go in her upcoming book: Lindsay Lohan's Book Of Excuses NOT TO USE If You Want Your Excuse To Sound Somewhat Believable.
It's the thought that counts, but who gives Charlie Sheen flowers? FLOWERS?! That's like giving Jessica Simpson vegetables as a gift or giving John Travolta a rubber vagina for a gift. What is Charlie Sheen supposed to do with dumb flowers that Lindsay Lohan probably picked from somebody's front yard? Actually, I shouldn't say that. LiLo knows Charlie Sheen too well, so I'm sure she gave him a beautiful bouquet of morning glory seed packets.
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my opinion? who cares! break out those West Coast Rails!!! I remember when money was no object. God Jesus Buddha Santa David Koresh Jim Jones and Flying Saucer Dude do I miss those daze!!!!!!!!!
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GG, please... PLEASE do not mention ANAL in the context of Blowhan today, K? I am having dinner. Thanx. Ha Ha Ha *barf*
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Few Words, Sunday am shifts, FCUK THAT! Happy Monday tomorrow,... uh, Manilow too. Nice guy and all, but no thank you.
BTW, BJ talk and Lohan belong in the sewer. lol
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Be respectful. She had to walk through a lot of cemeteries to get those flowers.
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Holy crap. How have I never heard if this before? ??
"This world is a whore."
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:18am.
"I'd like to know how BloHan has never gotten pregnant"
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Hello, ANAL!!! Her asshole probably looks like the entrance to the Channel Tunnel.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Dear GG:
I want to personally thank you for ensuring I won't eat again for the rest of this century.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:18am.
"I'd like to know how BloHan has never gotten pregnant"
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Hello, ANAL!!! Her asshole probably looks like the entrance to the Channel Tunnel.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
If a previous john gives her $100K, she has to say "thank you" at the very least. It's just good business, but even that, she screwed up.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 1:59pm.
Hi hi hi hi hi! ;p
LOL Dina abusing freebies. Trash.
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The fucking loser tweets EVERYTHING. She could have tweeted a thank you.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:50am.
Now I want a free ice cream for life card, dammmit.
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lol i remember the story of the company who gave lindsay the free lifetime birthday ice cream cake card and they wanted to revoke it cuz dina was ordering free "birthday" ice cream cakes almost everyday.
when the company gave hohan the card, they didnt think the "celeb" would abuse it or give it to her cheapskate mother lol apparently dina was ordering and selling the birthday cakes for different people and the company became suss when it was a different person's birthday everyday, HB John,tom,harry,william,neil,james,jamie,lisa,allen,alexandra,alexis,sara,evie... lol
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 12:33pm.
harrooos
Ms. Lohan is full of excuses as usual.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 11:26am.
SANS, your Richard Armitage looks yummy! He's one of my favorite Brits, along with Rufus Sewell and Jonny Lee Miller. I just watched BBC's "North and South" on youtube (based on Elizabeth Gaskell's novel), Richard was so handsome in it. Also he was incredible as Claude Monet in "The impressionists".
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 12:29pm.
Christina Hoff ~ how are you my poet laureate!
Oh stocky, how I missed your precious ass! I'm doing okay, you?
My dream of love has died forever.
Yay, loopy! We missed you!
I don't think she pays for much these days, either. Smelly diseased grifter.
It is interesting to ponder her "charm". It must be considerable. She probably inherited it from her Traveler forebears. And some of the most charming people I've met have turned out to be complete scum. So...
Christina Hoff ~ how are you my poet laureate!
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Didn't she once get hospitalized for "appendicitis," but everyone suspected that she had an abortion because she was tripping merrily out the door later that day?
Either way, I hope that toxic body of hers never decides to conceive anything.
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Dog, that is an intriguing question. I bet you're onto something about the sterility thing. There's no way she's that lucky.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Dog: that's a good question. Maybe she has Norplant or a Mirena. Maybe she was secretly sterilized during one of her plastic surgeries? I'm just glad she has had the good sense not to drag another innocent life into her vortex of destruction.
@dog : ah, good point! I think she evades pregnancy mainly thru bjs and maybe guys use a full body condom with her?
Now I want a free ice cream for life card, dammmit.
she finally said thank you cuz you know she is trying to hit him up for some more money.
now charlie might think hisbank account is a bottomless pit, but if he is foolish enough to let a hohan near it...she will smoke, snort, inject, drink and piss it all away.
i mean hohan was one time worth like $30million.... how the fuck do you burn through $30mil in 5 years????
and im pretty sure in her A-list days, she wouldnt have had to pay for anything, designers would have thrown clothes at her, restaurants and bars would have let eat and drink free, so long as she gets "photographed" at the venue to give them publicity, her car would have been free from the studio companies, she had a free LIFETIME ice cream card (which dina abused)....
I'd like to know how BloHan has never gotten pregnant, given her penchant for sleeping with multiplew random guys. There's no way she's responsible enough to use birth control even a percentage of the time. Now, either she has had many abortions and somehow managed to keep them all quiet, or one of her STDs has rendered her sterile and she CAN'T get pregnant.
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Saw another site had a "Lindsay admits she is out of control" headline. I allowed my cold heart to give her a tiny little but of hope, only to read she just is full of more excuses.
Team: JAIL
ETA Few words of course she paid by bj she saves her cash for her supply.
i hate working am shifts.
imma spinning "daybreak" by manilow. hell yea he rocks.
i betcha she paid the florist w/ a bj.
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This story makes no sense. Charlie is very rich. The guy probably blows 100,000 on a Wednesday night. Second, you are giving money to a young lady who is infamous for not doing the right thing at any given moment. You then get pissed and cry to the media that she did not do the right thing by not thanking you right away.
Whatever dude.
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I'm going after Charlie on this one. It is gauche and rude to call someone out publicly for not thanking you, and it's arrogantsldo, he said the money was for s project; then why would she need to thank him? That sounds like payment for work. Not a gift. Also, he's the dick who announced in the first place he ever gave it to her; how tacky. She was probably miffed. I would be.
Fuck Charlie Sheen.
Sal, losing your phone sucks big time. What a hassle to re-create your contacts, grrr. Happy hands will take anything not bolted down or left at home. sheesh. Gifts are so tricky. It's thoughtful you want to give the kid something but the dad might say it's from him? SAY WHAT? If he's been through a lot and has fallen on hard times, well that's different. Why not give them both something. You could treat them to a day out or to a special meal. That would be pretty hard to appropriate wouldn't it? Of course, kids do like gifts... a puppy or kitty? ;p
@Gigaboob, lol you too, keeping them all in line!
OnT: On no, these two will be milking the publicity train no matter what happens. *shrugs*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 2:46am.
Well, since you asked, I'm still kind of pissed at myself for how I had my phone stolen. I guess that kind of has me on the edge a little bit.
I was out today looking for a present for that kid I mentioned yesterday. I found something but I'll buy it tomorrow. I only mean to make the kid happy this Christmas, but I began to suspect my friend will not mention the present comes from me, and he may use it to impress his ex (the kid's mother). Anyways, I don't know if I'm being selfish or what, the guy's been through a lot this year.
I must be getting old. Haven't seen a good movie in twenty years, except Bruno was pretty funny.
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 2:56am.
@Giga,
LOL, which version did you read? I also got out and did some shopping, when I came back, I noticed the assholes had whined to the mods again and I got my comments removed, but I reposted them. I just can't believe the nerve of those idiots... that shit about using this tragedy to justify how the Brand has deprived their kids from having a normal childhood... argh! I felt like smacking that loon through the computer screen.
one article? for the whole day? i know i am supposed to not mind, but i do. where are you, michael k? is everything okay? nobody's sick, your mom or abuelita? you partying too much there? homesick for new york and just cant be bothered? what? tell us, we all love you.
Actually, I think MK is one of the only decent people in media. He is the only one not exploiting the Connecticut tragedy for a windfall of cash thru hits from people wanting to vent and satisfy their morbid curiosity. The news industry had to find something else after the election to keep their revenue coming in.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 2:39am.
PHM, I think MK's a bit inconsistent with OPs on weekends, isn't he? We can still use Friday's I guess. Anyways, save it for Monday if you feel like it, but it'd be nice to have anything to talk about if tomorrow is a bit slow.
I'm totally expecting more of Hohan's shenanigans this weekend. We'll find out tomorrow or Monday morning.
@Sal
I read baby. You mad? Lol, that was quite a thrashing. We did some shopping today and it really did put me in a better mood but then, of course, when I got home I was stuck on CNN again. I thought I'd visit my online regulars and it does not surprise me one bit that those cretins would equate antis with that animal. Totally unacceptable and I'm glad you called them out on it and their hypocrisy of idolizing those gun freaks.
Heya right back Sal! I ask you, are you officially calling it then? Seems quiet enough. You got something you wanna get off your chest? ahahah How you been Sal? I refuse to believe you got pissed at anything over yonder, you been swimming with the cray cray? So bad, lol ;p
@PHM, Hi there! Hope your Saturday's been ok. I had been watching the news and finally had to turn it off.
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 2:33am.
I think since comments are few and far between on weekend nights you can post whatever you want to, wherever you feel like it! I have a pressing OP topic that I will save until Monday.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 1:22am.
Hiya Within!!! What's happening?
Since you're our resident OP expert, let me ask you. Can this thread be used as such?
@ MK, why U no OP??? :'(
Submitted by Gigaboob on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 2:19am.
Hey Giga sweetie, how goes it? :D Enjoying the weekend I hope.
You wouldn't believe the nerve of those loons. I got really pissed at them today.
I recently wasted one hour and a half watching that shitfest "Liz and Dick".
This bitch need to retire in jail ASAP.
Her carreer has been more than over.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Submitted by Lily85 on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 2:19am.I recently wasted one hour and a half watching that shitfest "Liz and Dick".This bitch need to retire in jail ASAP.Her carreer has been more than over.
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I've been trying to watch that last for the past month. I set it to record on my DVR but every time it's been preempted by 1 of Lifetime's even more shitty Christmas movies.
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@lalamaria
That's good to hear. Wishing peace to your friend and her family.
@WendyNerd
The last time I checked this crackmonster's Twitter it said something like, "Artist. Moving forward one day at a time". Why, with that AA reference the rumors of her chugging down gallons of vodka must be lies! All lies!
I'm sure she really did break her phone and lose her contacts, though. She was only able to continue tweeting because of the laptop she borrowed from the Marmont and forgot to return.
And strangely enough, her twitter profile pic is also of her blowing a kiss just like this. A more cynical person would think it was her calling card, a sly reference to her blowing talents... but not I.
lalamaria, that's great news that your friend's son is safe. The Dlisted folks are a snarky bunch, but if you ever need actual support, it's a great place to be. People really are pretty kind and compassionate here!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Charlie's face in the picture MK used scares me even more than Lindsay's wrecked face!
He looks like some demonic gargoyle.
Submitted by lalamaria on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 12:59am.
Off topic I know-I found out my friends son is ok after incident yesterday-she called today
Thk u for your thoughts u dlisted guys really are awesome yes I'm a sap love u all :))
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It's the weekend and MK never posts "open posts" on the weekends so these posts always go off topic.
Glad your friend's son is okay!